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8. Husband and Wife galat fehmi Wife : Kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband : Tumhe...
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12. Husband wife quarrel After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool...
13. Ek se mera kya hoga Kiss is not like nokia… Connecting people Kiss is not like nike.. Just do it....
14. Make me feel like a wife A girl remove her jeans and threw it at her boyfriend And said, “Make me...
15. Never ask for a kiss Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it. Never give a hug, ask 4 it....
16. Pehlay kiss karo.. Pehlay kiss karo.. Phir shirt utaro.. Phir fuck karo.. Kitna asan hai sex karna !!...
17. Juta khata hoon wife se Apple kata hoon knife se Pani pita hoon pipe se Kya zamana agaya hai Juta...
18. Difference between watch & wife What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati...
19. Talaq kyun di? Santa: Yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyun di? Banta : Yaar wo badi...
20. Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag...
21. Hazaron mein ek Santa ki patni Santa se boli: Aap hazaro mein ek hai. Santa ne ek tappad...
22. Chinese died Chinese was in the hospital, Santa went to meet him. Chinese said: “CHING CHONG CHU...
23. No entry Santa drives in to one-way & cross no entry board! Policeman: Oye no entry ka...
24. Choice for dinner Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no....
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