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10. I will die Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2...
11. Itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2...
12. Khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta… Wife: I will die. Husband: I will also die. Wife: Why do you want 2...
13. Advantages of a housewife Advantages of a House Wife: 1. No charges on washing, pressing of clothes, polishing of...
14. You will have no trouble A lover says, I will be with you in all your troubles” But a good...
15. I want devorce Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months. Lawyer:...
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17. You touched my legs so take my blessing Enter password 2 touch my heart – – – – – ********** – – –...
18. Paanch rupya de de Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon paanch rupya de de! Husband to his wife: De de,...
19. Husband wife quarrel After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool...
20. A man to Santa A man to Santa : Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa...
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