Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too many characters no story”
Librarian, “So u are the idiot who took the telephone directory”
Similar SMS:
- A man asked Sardarji A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning....
- Sardarji to doctor Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem. Doctor : What’s your...
- Sardarji is not sleeping Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days. Guess why? Because somebody had told...
- Sardarji’s intelligence – How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence? – Stick a tire pressure gauge in his...
- Sardarji standing below a tube light – Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? –...
- What does Sardarji do? – What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra...
- We have to learn telegu One day a sardarji talking with his friend… Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within...
- lekin ye to SEX book hay… Bacha: Dada ji aap konsi book parh rahy hain? Dada: beta purany qisson ki book...
- I miss u Sardarji got a SMS from his girl friend: “I MISS YOU” Socho sardarji ne kya...
- If I was an artist, If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet,...
- Keeping idiot busy This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an...
- I’m a genius!! Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective,...
- Doctor, I have a problem Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’ Doctor : ‘What’s your...
- Kash yeh meri… Once sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought.. Ans : Kash...
- Feeling bored? Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your...
- Meaning of WIFE Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means: Without Information Fighting Every...
- A great relationship “A great relationship is based on two main principles. First, appreciate your similarities, and second,...
- Chinese died Chinese was in the hospital, Santa went to meet him. Chinese said: “CHING CHONG CHU...
- Raja n Rani get tired of mobiles… Raja n Rani get tired of mobiles… They decided 2 use pigeons, One day pigeon...
- The fiction department Prospective husband : Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Sales...
- Unknown call.. Unknown call.. He: do u have a bf? She: yes, who are u? He: I’m...
- NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN! Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match....
- An essay on a cricket match A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket...
- How can a Sardar kill a lion? How can a Sardar kill a lion ? Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes...
- Serve without dressing Preeto comes nude in front of the guests while serving the halwa. Banta shouts: Whatâ?Ts...