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3. Sardarji & Librarian Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too...
4. Sardarji is not sleeping Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days. Guess why? Because somebody had told...
5. Sardarji’s intelligence – How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence? – Stick a tire pressure gauge in his...
6. Sardarji standing below a tube light – Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? –...
7. Sardarji sank a man… When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND? Sardar: 2kms…. Man...
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9. Tere 12 bachhe honge Rozz logo se pange honge, Rozz tere ghar mein dange honge, Agar tu ne mujhe...
10. Pyaar k raaste pe Pyaar k raaste pe hum yunhi chalte hai, Chalte chalte unse takra gaye, Hazar khawab...
11. Kue me gir gaye Kal papa kue me gir gaye, bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahe the. Ab kaise...
12. Shayari by SardarJi Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah! Khidiki se dekha to rasta...
13. Dil nahi lagta aap ko dekhe bina Dil nahi lagta aap ko dekhe bina, Dil nahi lagta aap ke bare mein soche...
14. Machhar hai maroo Look Here Bhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnn, Look There BBhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnn, Look Upward BBBhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn, Look Downward Bhhhhhhhheeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnn, Yaar idhar udhar...
15. Par tum nahi… Patte gir sakte hai ped nahi, suraj doob sakta hai aasman nahi dharti sukh sakti...
16. Muskurana andaaz hai gam chupane ka Hamari yaad mein woh bhi kabhi khoye honge, Khuli aankhon se woh bhi kabhi soye...
17. Mujh ko pukara hoga Apne bistar mein buhat der se mein neem-daraz Sochti thi ke woh iss waqt kaha...
18. We have to learn telegu One day a sardarji talking with his friend… Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within...
19. Tumhare bina duniya bhi nahi dekhi Tera dard hai ki ro bhi nahi paa rahe hain, Hosh-gum hain, nahi jaante kahan...
20. Phoolon ki har kali tujhse khushbu udhar maange Phoolon ki har kali Tujhse khushbu udhar maange Suraj ki har kiran Tujhse roshni udhar...
21. I miss u Sardarji got a SMS from his girl friend: “I MISS YOU” Socho sardarji ne kya...
22. Log hume jalate rahe Hum jal kar bhi roshni failate rahe, Isliye log hume jalate rahe, Mere jalne ko...
23. Yun bewafai ka ilzaam na do Aap kya jano kya hoti hai tanhayi Toote hue patte se poocho kya hoti hai...
24. To phir rehene do… Boy- Chalo, kisi viran jagah chalte hai Girl- Tum aesi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?...
25. jiine ke liye socha hii na tha jiine ke liye sochaa hii na thaa, dard sambhaalane honge muskuraauuN to, muskuraane ke karz...