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14. I asked God I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree,...
15. Tamatar khao Bhikari: Kuch khane ko do baba! Santa: Tamatar khao. Bhikari: Roti do baba! Santa: Tamatar...
16. Chinese died Chinese was in the hospital, Santa went to meet him. Chinese said: “CHING CHONG CHU...
17. A man to Santa A man to Santa : Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa...
18. No entry Santa drives in to one-way & cross no entry board! Policeman: Oye no entry ka...
19. Santa and frog argument Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai Frog: Nahin...
20. I do not sleep at night In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, At noon I...
21. There’s trouble with the car Preeto : There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Banta :...
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