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6. Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60...
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8. Sab se pehele kiss karo Sab se pehele kiss karo Bister par leta do Phir dono tange uper utha kar...
9. Thanks for the warning! A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever. The guy...
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11. Mujhse shaadi karogi BOY: Mujhse Shaadi Karogi GIRL: Kya? BOY: Achhi Film Hai Na GIRL: Kutte Ke Bache...
12. Har kiss ko miss kiya Kis kis ne kis kis ko kiss kia Kis kis ne kis kis ko miss...
13. An old rich man marries An old rich man marries a young girl!!! Neighbor asks the girl : Appne in...
14. Lo ab apni behan se mazak bhi nhi kr skte kya….? Boy: Chalti hai kya 9 se 12….? * Girl: Chal…..:) * Boy: Kahan….???? … *...
15. Bahana chahiye paas aane ko Tum kahan kho gaye, kaise gum ho gaye, Tapti dopahar mein, barfili sard raaton me...
16. Mujhe kitna pyaar karte ho Girl: I love u. Boy: Me too. Girl: Kitna karte ho. Boy: Jitna tum mujhe...
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18. HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain Girl-HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain? Boy-Long Drive Per. Girl-Wow.. Pehlay Kyun Nahi Bataya. Boy-Mujhay Bhi...
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