On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
Jeeto: Dono
He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?
Jeeto: Ji Hui
Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
Jeeto: Ji
Santa: Yeh erect hai!
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