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12. Kya haal hai Santa and banta were walking on the road and a well shaped lady was walking...
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14. That’s love U want & u get, that’s luck, U want & u wait, that’s time. U...
15. Finger over the nail Q: Why did the Santa put his finger over the nail when he was hammering?...
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