Similar SMS:

1. Tamatar khao Bhikari: Kuch khane ko do baba! Santa: Tamatar khao. Bhikari: Roti do baba! Santa: Tamatar...
2. Galti se ek sms bhi mat karna Jab kanjusi ka oskar diya jayega tab tumhar naam sabse aage hoga galti se ek...
3. Kya kahun tujhe? Kya kahun tujhe? Khwab kahun to toot jayega, dil kahun to bikhar jayega, Aa tera...
4. Shayri woh hai jo dil se nikle Aise likhne ka bhi kya fayda jo jhuta lage, Aise rang ka bhi kya fayda...
5. Truck number bhi likha hai 2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident...
6. That’s love U want & u get, that’s luck, U want & u wait, that’s time. U...
7. Sign post outside our collage Sign post outside our collage : “Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the...
8. Shadi main 1 memon buhat dair tak khata raha, Shadi main 1 memon buhat dair tak khata raha, Kise ne pocha bhae kab tak...
9. Ek aishwarya thi deewani si Ek aishwarya thi deewani si, shahrukh pe wo marti thi, najre jhukake, sharma ke, Hrithik...
10. Dil ko samja samja kar thak gai hun Kisi ki chahat ne kiya ye asar Nind nahi aati raat raat bhar Duniya ke...
11. Jan Jan Jan… Jan Jan ;-) Jan Jan ;-) Jan Jan ;-) Jan Chor Do Mobile ki Mere...
12. Duniya tumhari lagegi Muskura kar kaho toh.. Har baat pyari lagegi. Ek baar keh ke toh dekho.. Duniya...
13. Wah Faraz wah Wah Faraz wah, Aankhon men nammi thi aur Vitamins ki kammi thi, . . ....
14. You touched my legs so take my blessing Enter password 2 touch my heart – – – – – ********** – – –...
15. Tawe par pada popcorn Tawe par pada popcorn kyun uchalta hai? – – – – – Bolo boloo?? –...
16. Koi tumhe mil jayega Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega, Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega, Zarur koi chahat...
17. Khud khusi Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi karni padi, difference batao. Student: Pehle...
18. Kue me gir gaye Kal papa kue me gir gaye, bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahe the. Ab kaise...
19. Mujhe Bimari Hay Pathan Dr se: Mujhe Bimari Hy Khane K Bad Bhook Nhi Lgti Sone K Bad...
20. Dosti to sirf ek ittefaq hai Dosti to sirf ek ittefaq hai, Ye to dilon ki mulakat hai, Dosti nahi dekhti,...
21. Ye humari national health service hai Ye humari national health service hai. Is main hum aap jaise logon ko adhi raat...
22. Andheri raat thi Andheri raat thi Wo meray saath thi Mai uss kai upper tha Wo mere neechay...
23. 16 crore awam kahey teri MAA ko 3 gushtian apas men apni khuwahshien bol rahi thi… pehli gashti:mere 2 husband hon jo...
24. Jahan se ye jahan chura loon… Kaash aisa ho ki tumko tumse chura loon, Waqt ko rok kar waqt se ek...
25. Hum hai khaali kaagaz ki tarah Hum yaad rahe toh theek warna bhula dena, Huyi ho koi khata humse toh saza...