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1. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r...
2. Rough copy before final copy Why were males created before females? Coz you always need a rough draft before the...
3. Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita....
4. Rats play football Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night Doctor: Take this tablet you will...
5. Before and after marriage Before the marriage: Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do...
6. Beautiful Red Underware Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’...
7. Beautiful Red Underware Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’...
8. We r not stupid Rassia : We r the 1st in space. U.S.A : We r the 1st on...
9. Award winning answr Quiz me final sawaal poocha gya? “tum kisi bhot beautiful larki k andar kia dekhna...
10. U are 100% stupid U r 100% beautiful, U r 100% lovely, U r 100% sweet, U r 100%...
11. Who do you like Girl: We Are Best Friends, Right? Boy: Yes, Of Course. Girl: So Be Honest With...
12. You are stupid You know you are a stupid? Don’t mind I explain for you S=Sincere T=Talented U=Unforgetable...
13. Girl makes him stupid in 2 mins Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 yrs, but a Girl makes him Stupid in...
14. Electricity nahi hoti to kya hota Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya...
15. Sardar chicken A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken and waiter comes with the order. Sardar: Murgi...
16. Gold ring de de SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun? 2ND :...
17. Sardar on an interview A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer...
18. Past tense of think A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t...
19. Beautiful things happen to beautiful people… Beautiful things happen to beautiful people with beautiful hearts I pray every day God adds...
20. Sardar on phone Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is...
21. Kintna padhe ho Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A. Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word...
22. Lo ab apni behan se mazak bhi nhi kr skte kya….? Boy: Chalti hai kya 9 se 12….? * Girl: Chal…..:) * Boy: Kahan….???? … *...
23. What is oxford Q: What is ford? Sardar: Gaddi. Q: What is oxford? Sardar: Its so simple yaar,...
24. Abe buddhu chhatri pakadke dal na!. Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani...
25. Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha… Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar...