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1. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r...
2. Rough copy before final copy Why were males created before females? Coz you always need a rough draft before the...
3. Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita....
4. Rats play football Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night Doctor: Take this tablet you will...
5. Before and after marriage Before the marriage: Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do...
6. Beautiful Red Underware Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’...
7. Beautiful Red Underware Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’...
8. We r not stupid Rassia : We r the 1st in space. U.S.A : We r the 1st on...
9. Award winning answr Quiz me final sawaal poocha gya? “tum kisi bhot beautiful larki k andar kia dekhna...
10. U are 100% stupid U r 100% beautiful, U r 100% lovely, U r 100% sweet, U r 100%...
11. Who do you like Girl: We Are Best Friends, Right? Boy: Yes, Of Course. Girl: So Be Honest With...
12. You are stupid You know you are a stupid? Don’t mind I explain for you S=Sincere T=Talented U=Unforgetable...
13. Girl makes him stupid in 2 mins Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 yrs, but a Girl makes him Stupid in...
14. Sardar chicken A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken and waiter comes with the order. Sardar: Murgi...
15. Electricity nahi hoti to kya hota Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya...
16. Gold ring de de SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun? 2ND :...
17. Sardar on an interview A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer...
18. Past tense of think A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t...
19. Beautiful things happen to beautiful people… Beautiful things happen to beautiful people with beautiful hearts I pray every day God adds...
20. Lo ab apni behan se mazak bhi nhi kr skte kya….? Boy: Chalti hai kya 9 se 12….? * Girl: Chal…..:) * Boy: Kahan….???? … *...
21. Kintna padhe ho Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A. Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word...
22. Sardar on phone Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is...
23. What is oxford Q: What is ford? Sardar: Gaddi. Q: What is oxford? Sardar: Its so simple yaar,...
24. Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha… Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar...
25. Abe buddhu chhatri pakadke dal na!. Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani...