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1. Log pyaar ko bhagwan kahete hai Log pyaar ko bhagwan kahete hai, Par koi kare to gunah kahete hai. Kahete he...
2. Abe buddhu chhatri pakadke dal na!. Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani...
3. Tabiyat kharab Kal Shaam se tabiyat kharab lag raha tha. Tantrik ko dikhaya toh bola “kisi paapi...
4. Ik “PATHAN” apnay Ser pe “TOTA” bitha kar ja raha tha Ik “PATHAN” apnay Ser pe “TOTA” bitha kar ja raha tha, Rastay main 1 admi...
5. Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he Arz kiya hai- Hun mein doctor jahan, Meri wife hai nurse wahan. Ye kaisa julm...
6. Do mendak … DO MENDAK: pehla bola “tar” dusra bola “tar” pehla bola “tar” dusra bola “tar” pehla...
7. Pathar se wafa Pathar se wafa, butt se sada maang raha hoon, Kyu aaj main sehra se ghata...
8. Naam yaad nahi aa raha Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha. Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho?...
9. Sardar watching star TV Sardar watching star tv, bichme advertise aaya, “aap dekh rahe hai star tv” Sardar bola,...
10. Main sadhu kyun banta? Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu...
11. Boy and Girl Boy : Bus, Train and ladki ek jaise hote hai. ek jatihai to dusri aa...
12. Mere dil mein aaj kya hai Mere dil mein aaj kya hai Wohi apne jo is dil mein pehle se hi...
13. 1 press reporter hospital mein 1 press reporter hospital mein ek zakhmi ka interview kar raha tha…  “Aap kese zakhmi...
14. Phir yaad aayi tanhai raato mein Phir yaad aayi tanhai raato mein tumari, Saansein rukh sakti hai par yaad nahi ruk...
15. Hatho mein hoti hai lakire hazaar Hatho mein hoti hai lakire hazaar, Kisi mein gum to kisi mein khusiyo ki bahar,...
16. koi yad kar raha hai… dil ney kaha koi tujhy yad kar raha hai, hamney socha dil mazak kar raha...
17. Kuch ajeeb faslo ka janm ho raha hai Kuch ajeeb faslo ka janm ho raha hai Naseeb mera jaagkar bhi soo raha hai...
18. Hazaron mein ek Santa ki patni Santa se boli: Aap hazaro mein ek hai. Santa ne ek tappad...
19. Baitha tha intezar mein Baitha tha intezar mein jiske na jane kabse, Achanak hawa ke jhoke ki trah woh...
20. Duniya se ravana hua Gunghat mein tujhe dekha to deewanna hua, Sangeet ka taraana hua, shamaa ka parwana hua,...
21. Chatri mein hole Santa ki chatri mein hole tha, Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu? Sardar bola:...
22. Paanch rupya de de Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon paanch rupya de de! Husband to his wife: De de,...
23. Delivery free hai Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun...
24. Tumko dekha to Tumko dekha to yeh khayal aaya, Dhoop ghani chaanv ho tum, Tum muskarye to muskra...
25. Na thi jisko mere pyaar ki kadar Naam uska likhkar mita raha tha main, Dil ko apne yun apne jala raha tha...