Boy: Chalti hai kya 9 se 12….?
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Girl: Chal…..:)
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Boy: Kahan….????
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Girl: Principal ke paas…..
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Boy: Lo ab apni behan se mazak bhi nhi kr skte kya….?
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Girl: Bewakuf Chutti mangne….
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Lo ab apni behan se mazak bhi nhi kr skte kya....?, 3.5 out of 5 based on 10 ratings Similar SMS:
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