A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken and waiter comes with the order.

Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai?

Waiter: Woh langra tha.

Sardar: Dil?

Waiter: Dil murgi le gayee.

Sardar: Dimaag?

Waiter: Murga sardar tha..

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