Shadi main 1 memon buhat dair tak khata raha,
Kise ne pocha bhae kab tak khaty rahogy?
Memon: Yaar main khud kha kha k thak gaya hon per kya karon card me likha tha
“Dinner 7 to 10pm” :p
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