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9. Is suhane mausam main tumhara sath ho.. Is suhane mausam main tumhara sath ho   Garam bistar main kambal orhe tum pass...
10. Suna hai asar hota hai baaton main, Suna hai asar hota hai baaton main, tum bhi bhul jaoge do char mulaqato main....
11. Aapna chehera tak bhool chuka hu main! Jab ashq tham jaate hai to has lete hain, Shayaad ek arsee baad hasa hu...
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14. Main aur meri tanhai Rahetey hain saath saath main aur meri tanhai Kartey hain raaz ki baat main aur...
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