1 Pathan:
Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He
2 Pathan:
Pr Tumhare Pas To Koi Car Nhi He!
1st Pathan:
Abay Gadhe
BMW Ka Matlab He
Bohot Moti Wife;-)
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