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1. CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot … CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun...
2. Munna bhai pass karvayega Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega, Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega, Aab bhi waqt hai,...
3. Boyfriend-girlfriend kya hota hai… Munna bhai: Circuit ye boyfriend-girlfriend kya hota hai… Circuit: Kuch nahi bas larka-larki hote hai...
4. Kutte puch kyu hilate hai Munna Bhai: Yaar kutte puch kyu hilate hai? Bole toh Dog Tail Shaking why yaar.....
5. Bush aur laloo kya karte hai? Munna bhai: Circuit ye bush aur laloo dono kya karte hai? Circuit: Dono bhai giri...
6. Kaise pata chalega Munna bhai: Aey circuit koi jodi boy-friend girl-friend hai ya miya-bivi hai kaise pata chalega?...
7. Ab tak 56 Name:Don Bapu:Gangster Bhai:Munna Bhai Add:36 china Town Guru:Bluff Master Dushman: Sarkar Khoon: Ab tak 56...
8. Impact of Movies Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai...
9. munna yahin se bahar ata he?? Larka: munna yahin se bahar ata he?? larki(muskuratay huay) : han lekin tm jhanko mat....
10. PROFESSOR: Aqal badi ki bhains? PROFESSOR: Aqal badi ki bhains? MUNNA BHAI: Bole to pehlay date of birth to bata...
11. Khopri istemal karo Ek Pathan ka sir phat gaya Pathan se Dr. ne poocha:- “Khan sahab kya hua?”...
12. Bole har ladki apko Aankho mein “SHARAFAT” Chaal mein “NAJAKAT” Dil mein “SACHCHAI” Aur chehre mein “SAFAI” Phir kyon...
13. Bhai sahib cantt kon si bus jaye gi… Pathan Bus Stop py: Bhai sahib cantt kon si bus jaye gi..? Admi: 20 number.....
14. Note bheeg jayega Munnabhai: Aey circuit note ke upar ke gandhiji hamesha muskurate hue kyun rehte hai? Circuit:...
15. to fir aaj se tu mera bhai hai:)) Ladka bola : Dilruba Ladki boli : Pizza khila Ladka bola : Paise Nahi Ladki...
16. Kalidas ka bhai… Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska naam kya tha? – – –...
17. behen bhai ban jaeen gay Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay? Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen...
18. door reh ker Door Reh kar kareeb kitnay thay,…. Faslay bhi Ajeeb kitnay thay,… . Dard-E-Dil ki Dawa...
19. Vibration mode Santa suffering from cold was shivering, his son called doc Doc: what happened? Son: bimari...
20. Aye Mamu Circuit : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? Mamu :...
21. Chehre se aankhe nahi hathti thi Khubsurat itni thi woh ke chehre se aankhe nahi hathti thi, Dikhti thi kuch aur,...
22. Kyun tor diya dil hamara Kyun tor diya dil hamara? Kyun itne sapne dikhaae? Kyun piyar se paas bulaya? Kyun...
23. Girls hostel mein fine PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd...
24. Ullu toh raat ko bolta hai Munna bhai : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya?...
25. Kisi ka ishq kisi ka khyal thay hum bhi Kisi ka ishq kisi ka khyal thay hum bhi Gaey dinon mein boht ba kamal...