Ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main dahi dal rahay thay…
Pathan ne dekha to pocha: Khoocha yeh kiya kerhy ho???
Sardar : Hum lassi bana rahay hain…
Pathan: hahaha..O pagal ka bacha log islye tum per latifa banaty hain..
Itni lassi tumhara baap piye ga…
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