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2. A grade 5 teacher asked her students… A grade 5 teacher asked her students to make rhymes with their names Dan: My...
3. Santa & Banta Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. One day a...
4. Santa and Banta watching cricket Santa n Banta were watchin a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary: Banta: Kya...
5. Santa and banta jungle mein Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi...
6. Sagar banta hai Sagar banta hai boond se, Baag kilte hai phool se, Aasman sajta hai sitaron se,...
7. Santa & Banta Santa & banta sit in a coffee house… 1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho...
8. Main sadhu kyun banta? Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu...
9. Banta to his new bride “Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you...
10. Banta to his new bride “Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you...
11. Before and After Marriage:- Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me...
12. Real Love Is Not Based On… “Real Love Is Not Based On Romance Candle Light Dinner & Walks Along The Beach....
13. Star of india “Lux” is the soap of India. “Mrf” is the wheel of India. “Amul” is the...
14. Americans make a car &… Americans make a car & to get some touch ups They send it to Japan.....
15. Before and after marriage Before the marriage: Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do...
16. Bill dadi dengi.. Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress...
17. Is dress ka kya price hai? Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss Girl: Aur us dress...
18. politics is the gentle art of getting Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from...
19. Find A Chick Whose Father Is Rich A Young Man Asked A Rich Old Man: How He Made His Money ? The...
20. Kahin infection na ho jaye Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir...
21. Hasino ke marne par Hazaron jhopdiya jalkar rakh hoti hai, Tab kahin ek mahel banta hai, Aashiqon ke marne...
22. Somewhere in India… Somewhere in india. Father:Beta tumhara paper kaisa hua?’ Son:’Pita g! wasay to bohat acha hua...
23. Sharam aani chahiye Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain. Santa: Sorry, par...
24. Biral cement Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla Cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki...
25. Friend is a glimpse of god Every nice friend is a glimpse of god, As he is one of his blessings...