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1. Hutch is still following me One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing. Banta asked,...
2. Santa & Banta Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. One day a...
3. Santa and banta jungle mein Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi...
4. Santa and Banta watching cricket Santa n Banta were watchin a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary: Banta: Kya...
5. A sardar was running with his pregnent wife A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another...
6. Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple,...
7. Sunny day Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day. Banta asked: What are you...
8. Santa & Banta Santa & banta sit in a coffee house… 1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho...
9. Kahin infection na ho jaye Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir...
10. Biral cement Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla Cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki...
11. Naag do not punch me Santa: Do you know english? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite...
12. Santa and frog argument Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai Frog: Nahin...
13. Chaalu khaata Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai. Banta: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai....
14. Lady to inspector Santa Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he...
15. Santa’s wedding anniversary It was Santa’s wedding anniversary. Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate? Santa...
16. A man to Santa A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes...
17. A man to Santa A man to Santa : Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa...
18. Band master with Santa Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss...
19. Kya haal hai Santa and banta were walking on the road and a well shaped lady was walking...
20. On the wedding night Santa says… On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan? Jeeto: Dono He shows...
21. maths teacher to santa Maths Teacher To Santa: If You Had 1000Rs in Your Pocket And 1000Rs In Other...
22. Taklu santa Mr Santa taklu hai phir bhi har roz woh saloon jata hai! Maloom hai kyun?...
23. Sharam aani chahiye Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain. Santa: Sorry, par...
24. Santa fell out of window Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ? A: He was ironing the curtain...
25. Kisi ki na ho saki Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki virgin thi. When asked why, Santa bola:...