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1. There’s trouble with the car Preeto : There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Banta :...
2. Santa & Banta Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. One day a...
3. Main sadhu kyun banta? Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu...
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7. Talaq kyun di? Santa: Yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyun di? Banta : Yaar wo badi...
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10. Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag...
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