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2. Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning Jeeto : What are you doing? Santa : Washing myself, of course Preeto : Without...
3. In my heart In my heart our luv is heard like a ring tone. In my ears Ur...
4. Hey! thats me Modern… Obedient… Neatness… Kindful… Excellent… Young… Hey! thats me. Don’t be sad, even ur name...
5. Santa and frog argument Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai Frog: Nahin...
6. Lady to inspector Santa Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he...
7. Mobile hai? Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: Mobile hai? Nurse: Kya karo gay? Bacha:...
8. Yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta...
9. Post Office Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it?...
10. Santa and banta jungle mein Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi...
11. Shanta and kele wala Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya? Kele Wala: 1Rs Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai?? Kele...
12. Guess the name I am a 7 letter city, My 234 letter is a bird, 61 is cool,...
13. Santa’s wedding anniversary It was Santa’s wedding anniversary. Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate? Santa...
14. An astronomer and Sardar An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly...
15. Kya kar rahe ho Bus chali jhatka laga aur santa ek ladki par ja gira: Ladki boli: Badtameez kya...
16. PLZ-TRY-LETTER Girl Pathan se: Jab ap k pas mubil hy aur mary pas b hy to...
17. “Le karle number note” Santa was riding on a horse.He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa...
18. Band master with Santa Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss...
19. Hazaron mein ek Santa ki patni Santa se boli: Aap hazaro mein ek hai. Santa ne ek tappad...
20. Will you marry me Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo....
21. Wo udash ho gaya Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udash...
22. Main nikala gadi le k Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine...
23. Cutest person is U Shortest word is I. Sweetest word is LOVE. Cutest person is U....
24. A word to say A word to say, a word to hear Even in Ur absence I feel U...
25. An Englishman and Santa An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa:...