Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good??
Sardar : Bad
Interviewer: Come
Sardar : GO
Interviewer: Ugly
Sardar : Pichlli
Interviewer: Ugly
Sardar : Pichlli
Interviewer: Shut up
Sardar : Keep Talking
Interviewer: Get out
Sardar : Come in
Interviewer: Oh my God
Sardar : Oh my Devil
Interviewer: U r rejected
Sardar : I m Selected..
Balle Balle!!!! :)
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