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3. Chatri mein hole Santa ki chatri mein hole tha, Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu? Sardar bola:...
4. Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye....
5. Ek sardar exam dene gaya to … Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.  ...
6. Abe buddhu chhatri pakadke dal na!. Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani...
7. Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha… Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar...
8. Zinda na ho jau tere sahara dekhkar Laut jati hai duniya gam hamara dekhkar, Jaise laut jaati hai lehere kinara dekhkar. Tum...
9. Mein bht kanjus hun… Sardar:Mein bht kanjus hun,akela HoneyMoon pe gya or aadhy paisy bchaye 2ra Sardar:Ye to kuch...
10. Eik sardar ki suhag raat th Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli,na...
11. Mein usko surprise dun ga…. Nurse: sardar ji app papa ban gay! Sardar ji: ohh really……Acha meri wife ko nahin...
12. Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain Aur jo sar mein dard de...
13. Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita....
14. Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi… Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo. Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh...
15. Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag...
16. Mere dil mein tha thikana unka Mere dil mein tha thikana unka, Do kadam bhi unse aya na gaya… Main ne...
17. Naam yaad nahi aa raha Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha. Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho?...
18. Aare bapre phir kya hua Do dost ke bich takat ko leker bahut baat ho rahi thi. Ek dost bola:...
19. Hazaron mein ek Santa ki patni Santa se boli: Aap hazaro mein ek hai. Santa ne ek tappad...
20. Admi ki car k sath popat takra k behosh ho gaya Admi ki car k sath popat takra k behosh ho gaya. Admi popat ko ghar...
21. Sardar jee pareshan Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee...
22. Aankh mein kuch gir gaya Mashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh...
23. Vapas karne aaya hai Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag...
24. Vapas karne aaya hai Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag...
25. Singer toh mar gaya Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya, Khol kar dekha toh andar chuha mara pada tha....