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1. Santa & Banta Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. One day a...
2. Santa and banta jungle mein Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi...
3. Santa and Banta watching cricket Santa n Banta were watchin a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary: Banta: Kya...
4. Kya haal hai Santa and banta were walking on the road and a well shaped lady was walking...
5. Naag do not punch me Santa: Do you know english? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite...
6. Talaq kyun di? Santa: Yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyun di? Banta : Yaar wo badi...
7. Santa found answer Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever: What comes first the chicken or...
8. Kahin infection na ho jaye Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir...
9. Biral cement Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla Cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki...
10. Santa and frog argument Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai Frog: Nahin...
11. Lady to inspector Santa Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he...
12. Chaalu khaata Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai. Banta: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai....
13. Santa’s wedding anniversary It was Santa’s wedding anniversary. Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate? Santa...
14. A man to Santa A man to Santa : Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa...
15. Band master with Santa Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss...
16. Naya detergent… Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab...
17. An Englishman and Santa An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa:...
18. Suraj raat ko kaha jata hai Santa: Yaar yeh suraj raat ko kaha jata hai? Banta: Yeh kahi nahi jata, Yahi...
19. Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya? Banta “Nahi...
20. Main sadhu kyun banta? Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu...
21. Sagar banta hai Sagar banta hai boond se, Baag kilte hai phool se, Aasman sajta hai sitaron se,...
22. Report card Santa went to school for getting the report card of his son. Santa: Madam report...
23. Banta to his new bride “Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you...
24. Banta to his new bride “Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you...
25. Mere papa bahut darpok hain Santa child – mere papa bahut darpok hain. Banta child – how? Santa child –...