Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya?
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Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai??
Kele Wala: 60 Paise mein to sirf ChiLka MiLega.
Santa: Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De..
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SMS nahin to kya huwa
Dil ka rishta hai humara,
Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumhara,
Har yaad me hai chehra tumhara,
SMS nahin to kya huwa,
Zindagi bhar saath nibhana ka wada hai humara
Kahan koi aisa mila jis par duniya luta daity,
Kahan koi aisa mila jis par duniya luta daity,
Har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kis ko bhula daite,
Apne dil ka dard dil main hi dabaker rakha,
Karte bayan to sari mehfil ko rula daity.
All Scientists Fail To Answer This…
All Scientists Fail To Answer This,
ButSardar Rocks.
Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating?
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Ans: Baisan K Pakoray. :-)
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HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain
Girl-HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain?
Boy-Long Drive Per.
Girl-Wow.. Pehlay Kyun Nahi Bataya.
Boy-Mujhay Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Hay
Girl:Kaisay BoY:Break Nahi lag rahi
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,
who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him,
O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,
assi Pizza hut chaley aan,
sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.
You fell into my arms
I dream of the night hit by storms ,
and while the thunder cracked…
YOU fell into my arms.
Tu hi dikhai deti hai
Har kadam mein teri hi aahat sunai deti hai,
Kya karu ki dard ab teri judaai deti hai,
Neend bhar soye hue arsa hua mujhko,
Ke rat bhar khwabo mein ab tu hi dikhai deti hai,
Khilkhilahat se teri khilta tha yun jo ghar,
Khamsohi ab deewar pe chaspa sunai deti hai,
Jhoothi khushi se rokta hu saki main apna gam,
Tanhai aa aa kar mujhe sachhi rulai deti hai,
Kahte hai kaaynat mein rangi hai har ek shai,
Tere bin kaaynat par feeki dikayi deti hai,
Ret ke manind fisla ja raha hai waqt,
Ghari ki tik tik me teri halchal sunai deti hai,
Chalte-chalte rah pe ab bahakte hai kadam,
Hawa ke jhonko mein tu hansti sunai deti hai,
Mahfil-o-masti mein tujhe ja ke kya dhundhe hum,
Mehfil bhi tere bin marghat dikhayi deti hai,
Har kadam mein teri hi aahat sunai deti hai,
Kya karu ki dard ab teri judaai deti hai,
Neend bhar soye hue arsa hua mujhko,
Ke rat bhar khwabo mein ab tu hi dikhai deti hai.
Tum lakh chupana zamaane se
Aey sanam teri duniya aur tumhe chod jayenge,
Jab hum na honge toh bahut yaad aayenge,
Tum lakh chupana zamaane se ae sanam,
Aansu ban ke teri aankh se beh jaenge.
Har kisi ko nahi kartey hum msg
Har insan ki alag pehechan hoti hai
Magar hamary msg ki alag shan hoti hai
Har kisi ko nahi kartey hum msg
Magar jis ko kartey hain uss main hamari jaan hoti hai.
Aayenge khwab mein
Kudrat ke karishmon mein agar raat na hoti,
To khwab mein unse mulaqat na hoti,
Wo wada to kar gaye ki aayenge khwab mein,
Mere khushi ke neend na aaye to kya karen.
Saans teri ruke too maut meri hoo
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan mere ho,
Chot tujhe lage to dard mujhe ho,
Apni dosti itne gahri ho,
ki,
ki,
Saans teri ruke too maut meri hoo
Everytime I ask…
Every time I say ‘how are you?’
my heart says ‘I care for you.’.
Everytime I ask ‘how have you been?’
my heart whispers ‘I miss you
Muhabbat…
Muhabbat jazba-e-esar se parwan charti hai
Khalos-e-dil na ho tu dosti se kuch nahi hota…
Abhi tu nadaan hai
Chandani ne
kaha ke tu pyaar kar…
Shama ne kaha
aankhen char kar…
Gori ko cheda toh
boli muskarakar..
Abhi tu nadaan hai
kuch intezar kar…!
Life means
Life means missing expected things and facing unexpected things.
When you are right no one remembers but when you are wrong no one forgets.
Lips are closed
A foolish man tells a woman 2 stop talking,
But a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed!
Garden full of memories
Make your life a house your heart can live in
With a door that is open to receive friends
And a garden full of memories of many good things
Precious People
Flowers die,
Stories End,
Songs Fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come to End,
But “Precious People” like U,
Are always remembered.
Its purity of heart that matters
Its purity of heart that matters,
Not the external appearance.
Because helping hands are always
Better than praying lips…!
GOOD MORNING!!!