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har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai

Har Ladki Aapke Liye Bekarar Hai
Har Ladki Ko Aap Ka Intezar Hai

Ye Aap Ka Koi Kamal Nahi

Kuch He Dino Me Raakhi Ka Tyohaar He.

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Rating: 3.9/5 (62 votes cast)

hum ab kunware achay nahi lagt

Din me Chand Sitare Achay Nahi Lgte,

Ab Dunya K Ye Nzare Ache Nahi Lgte,

Koi Jaa Kar Hmare AMMI ABBU se Keh Day,

K HUM Ab Kunware Achay Nahi Lagte.

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Rating: 3.9/5 (19 votes cast)

3 Dant kaisy toot gai

Doctor: AP k 3 Dant kaisy toot gai
Patient: Ji Wo BV nay Karak Roti banai thi
Doctor: Tu Ap Khany sy inkaar kardaity.
Patient:Ji Wo hi tu kia tha :P

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Rating: 4.1/5 (67 votes cast)

mujay chaho us ki Trah…..

Hamary baad nahi aay ga Tumhain chahat ka aesa Maza,

Tum logon sy khud kehtay phiro gay mujay chaho us ki Trah…..

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Rating: 4.2/5 (15 votes cast)

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jo rozay daar

Hadees:
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Jo Rozaydaar Bhool kar agar kuch Khaa Pee lay to usay chahiye k woh apna Roza Puray kary.
Kyon k usay Allah ne Khilaya Pilaya Hia.
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(Sahi Bukhari Kitab-u-Saum:1894)

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Rating: 3.7/5 (21 votes cast)

Specially Miss You…

I Miss u
Wen i smell any rose
I Miss u
Wen i taste any sweet
I Miss u
Wen i look at the moon.
But specially miss u
When i raise my hands for pray…

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Rating: 2.7/5 (7 votes cast)

Mera Hamsafar…

=Mere marne pe sab khush honge–=

–=faraz=–

–=Bas ek tanhai roye gi k mera hamsafar chal basa”…

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Rating: 3.4/5 (5 votes cast)

aqa ki amad marhaba

aqa ki amad marhaba

.~”~.
:’ \;/ ‘:
‘: .€. :’
:’ /;\ ‘:
‘~….~’

sb ko snd kro.

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Rating: 3.6/5 (31 votes cast)

Food for thought

Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich
and wear expensive branded clothes, when most beautiful things in life
we do naked.

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Rating: 4.3/5 (25 votes cast)

maa teri yaad satati hai mere paas aa jaao

Maa teri yaad satati hai, mere paas aa jaao,

Thak gayi hoon, mujhe apne aanchal main sulao,

Ungliyaan apni pher kar baalon main mere,

Ek baar phir se bachpan ki loriyaan sunaao !!!

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Rating: 4.4/5 (28 votes cast)

Dil dena hai to de

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

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Rating: 4.3/5 (9 votes cast)

An Englishman and Santa

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

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Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

Bina mange mil jata hai

Zindgi ek chahat ka silsila hai,
Koi kisi se mil jata hai toh koi kisi se bichad jata hai,
Jise hum mangte hai apni dua main,
Woh kisi ko bina mange mil jata hai.

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Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)

Hum to vaise bhi akele the

Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya,
Aapne duniya k kehne pe hume bhula dia,
Hum to vaise bhi akele the,
Kya hua agar aapne ehsaas dila diya.

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Rating: 4.2/5 (160 votes cast)

Dekha Hum Kitney “Wailay” Hain

Iss Dil Mein Yaadon K Mailay Hain,
“Tum Bin” Bohat Hum Akailay Hain,
Sab Kuchh Chhod Chhad K Kar Rahay Hain Tum Ko “SMS”,
Dekha Hum Kitnay “Wailey” Hain.

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Rating: 3.4/5 (31 votes cast)

Tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai

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Rating: 3.3/5 (4 votes cast)