Latest SMS Messages Collection

Ink of love

With the ink of Love,
And the pen of Hope,
On the page of Best wishes,
I write only. 1 line
Be Happy Always..

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Rating: 4.0/5 (18 votes cast)

Qissa yeh purana hoa ab…

Us bechari pr sy ab yeh zulmat k badal khatam krdo

Qissa yeh purana hoa ab isy bhasam krdo

Yeh ilzam b mein apny sir leta hun FARAZ

Mein ny he kaha tha k

PEPSI PR 5 RUPEY KAM KRDO.

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Rating: 3.5/5 (4 votes cast)

Ek paigaam reh jayega

Jo goom ho gaya aks mera en hawaaon mein,
Ek paigaam reh jayega
Na rahegi yaad meri koi, bas naam reh jayega
Aate hi saawan, ek phool naya khil jayega
Ek boond hi sahi, anshoo mere naam ka bhi koi barsayega
Kahi mitt jayegi meri surat, kahi kho jayenge mere alfaaz
Par saanson ke sang hi sahi, ek paigaam reh jayega

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Rating: 4.1/5 (13 votes cast)

One tourist from U.S.A.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar, “Any great man born in this village?”

Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!

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Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)

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Teri surat dikhayi deti hai

Na raasta sujhayi deta hai
Na manzil dikhayi deti hai
Na lafz zubaan per aate hain
Na dharkan sunayi deti hai
Ek ajeeb si kaifiyat ne
Aan ghera hai mujhe
Ke har surat main
Teri surat dikhayi deti hai

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Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

Yaad kar rahe ho ya…

Hichkiyan dilakar kaisi uljhan bada rahe ho, yaad kar rahe ho ya yaad aa rahe ho

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Rating: 4.1/5 (14 votes cast)

Sex is a sensation

Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a

woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a

demonstration?;)

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Rating: 3.7/5 (57 votes cast)

dekho dekho fir ek pyari si Raat aa gai

Dekho Dekho Fir Ek Pyari Si Raat Aa Gai
Aapso Good Night kahne Ki Fir Baat Aa Gai
Ham To Bethe The Sitaro Ki Panh Me,
Aapki Yaad Ayee Achanak To Ye Baat Hotho Pe
Aa Gai….Good Night

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Rating: 3.8/5 (43 votes cast)

I love Your beautiful smile

I Love Your Beautiful Smile
Which Always Made Me Feel So Nice
But I’ll Never Let You Know
I Love Your Soothing Voice
Which Always Comforted Me
But I’ll Never Let You Know

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Rating: 4.4/5 (22 votes cast)

Na mandir na bhagwan

Na Mandir Na Bhagwan..
Na Puja Na Isnaan..
Din Hote He Hmara Sabse Pehla Kaam..
Ek Pyara Sa SmS Apne Dost Ke Naam..
good morning

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Rating: 3.8/5 (188 votes cast)

mere dil me chope hoe raaz mangati hai

Mere dil me chope hoe raaz mangati hai
Wo pagali ! mujh se meri jaan mangati hai
Rakhtati hai hasas apni samat ko wo
Samandar ki lehron se khamoshi mangati hai

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Rating: 4.2/5 (65 votes cast)

laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah naam hoga

Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj,

Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye

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Rating: 3.4/5 (30 votes cast)

suna haik tumhari keemat lag rahy hay ajkal

suna haik tumhari keemat…..
lag rahi hai aj kal…
achey daam kis k hain ye batlana hamian …
ta k us khushbakht ..
tajer ko mubarak bad dain …
phir is k bad dil ko bhi
samjhana hai hamian

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Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

1 Jin sharaab pene insan k rop main aaya

1 Jin sharaab pene insan k rop main aaya, 12 glass p gaya,
Bar keeper: Tumhen charhti nahi?
Jin: May jin hun.
Bar keeper: charh gai behan k loray ko…:-)

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Rating: 3.9/5 (111 votes cast)

In 4 chezon ke hifazt kia karo…

In 4 chezon ke hifazt kia karo

1:Namaz main dil ki

2:Tanhai main Nafs ki

3:Mehfil main Zuban ki,

4:Rasty main nigah ki G.MORNING

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Rating: 4.0/5 (28 votes cast)

Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai?

2 Pyaz
3 Lasan
50 Gm Zira
3 Pao Mirch
2 Spoon Namak
1 Cup Water
Aur
Thora sa Hara Dhnya
Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai?

AapKo
Bewakuf
Aur
Wo B Masala laga Kar.

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Rating: 4.1/5 (14 votes cast)

Uski yad mein guzarti meri har sham thi…

Uski yad mein guzarti meri har sham thi,
Mere dil se nikli har dua uske nam thi.
Ab mujhko ilzam na do bewafai ka yaro,
Mere hathon ki lakeeron mein wafa aam thi.
Qadar poocho unse jo karte hain mohabbat ki pooja,
Sirf usk sheher mein mohabbat meri badnaam thi.
Apni jaan ka nazrana kaise pesh karta usko,
Uske ishq mein har saans jo meri neelam thi.
Kaise chhor dete zindagi k safar mein tanha usko
Usk baghr to meri zindagi gumnam thi..

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Rating: 4.0/5 (46 votes cast)

Taklu santa

Mr Santa taklu hai phir bhi har roz woh saloon jata hai!
Maloom hai kyun?
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Nahi pata
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Soocho
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Nahi maloom
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Inta bhi nahi maloom
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Kyun ki woh saloon santa ki hai!

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Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

Kadam kadam pe

Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda,
Zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda,
Vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka,
Subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda.

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Rating: 4.0/5 (2 votes cast)

Rats play football

Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night
Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is final match.

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Rating: 4.5/5 (2 votes cast)