Principle to Students:
Principle to Students: U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day. Student: Impossible Sir!!! College is only for 6 hours 🙂
Har najar ka milna pyaar nahi hota
Har jagha bethana intjar nahi hota, Har khamosi ka matlab inkar nahi hota, Najare to har ek se milti hai, Har najar ka milna pyaar nahi hota.
Kuch ajeeb faslo ka janm ho raha hai
Kuch ajeeb faslo ka janm ho raha hai Naseeb mera jaagkar bhi soo raha hai Kaise keh du tuta dil dhadakta nahi Jabki aaj dil ka har tukda ro raha hai .
Kisi ko to aana tha
Aaj yah baat samajh mein aayi, Is dharti par aapki hukumat samajh aayi, Aapko dharti par bhejna khuda ka ek bahana tha, Kyunki ravan ke baad kisi ko toh aana tha!!
Lifebuoy Hai Jahan Tanduriste Hai Wahan
Me Yahan Woh Wahan, Me Yahan Woh Wahan, Are Woh Woh Too Boliye , Lifebuoy Hai Jahan Tanduriste Hai Wahan.
Friend is an angel
Friend is an angel, Someone that’s true, An angel I luv and, Who luvs me 2!, Someone who cares me, Everything i do, A friend and angel, for me its U.
Why do boys go to the temple?
Q: Why do boys go to temples? Ans: Bcoz temple is d only place wr u can find Pooja, Bhakti, Bhawana, Shradha, Aarti, Archna, Aaradhna, Laxmi, Jyoti…
Hamein bhi ek gunaah ka hak hai
Har nazar ko ek nigaah ka hak hai Har rooh ko ek aah ka hak hai Hum bhi dil lekar aaye hai is duniya mein Hamein bhi ek gunaah ka hak hai
Chahat main kisi ka imtihaan na lena
Chahat main kisi ka imtihaan na lena, Jo nibha hi na sako wo waada na dena, Jiss ko tum bin jeene ki aadat hi na ho, Usse kabhi jeene ki dua na dena.
Ise duniya mein dost kam milenge
Ise duniya mein dost kam milenge, Ise duniya mein gam hi gam milenge, Jaha duniya najar fer legi, Use mode par tumhein ham milenge.
New punishment for mobile owners
New punishment for mobile owners: Missed call k liye paanch saal jail, Sms k liye phaansi, Call k liye umer qaid, aap mat darain KANJOOS k liye ek lakh ka inam hai ha ha ha…
Just walk beside me
Don’t walk infront of me, I may not follow. Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend. “Happy Friendship Day”
Just be gently… put a finger inside…
Just be gently… put a finger inside… Yes… yes if one finger can’t make it, Just put three more fingers… That’s it! now just rub it up and down… Yes like that….oh! yeah! oh! yeah! … That’s the right way to wash a GLASS!!
Kya hua jo hum door rehte ho
Mana hum haalaat se majbur rehte hain, Phir bhi tere khayalon me chur rehte hai. Aakhon me rehti hai tasveer tumhari, Kya hua jo hum door rehte ho.
Musibat ka syrup ho tum
Musibat ka syrup ho tum, Tension ka capsule ho tum, Afat ha injection ho tum par Kya kare jhelna padta hai Kyunki dosti ka oxgen bhi ho tum.
Ho gaye barbadi
Macher or makhi ki ho gaye shaadi, Pehli he raat mai ho gaye barbaadi, Macher ki to kismet he khoti thee, Makhi morteen laga ker soti thee.
Haath mein zakham to aaya hota
Kaash banane waale ne dil sheeshe ka banaya hota … to todne waale ke haath mein zakham to aaya hota
2 care 4 U is an art
2 know U is an adventure, 2 care 4 U is an art, 2 listen 2 U is an honor, 2 talk 2 U is a pleasure, but 2 have U as my friend, Is an absolute treasure!!!
Bye bye, do bacchon ke baap
A sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office : ‘Good bye char bacchon ki maa’ One day his wife fed up of this answered : ‘Bye bye, do bacchon ke baap’
Kaun jaane kab tumhari zindagi mein koi aur aa jayega
Lamha lamha waqt gujar jayega, Pal 2 pal mein safar kat jayega Abhi waqt hai 2 baatein kar lo, Kaun jaane kab tumhari zindagi mein koi aur aa jayega
Zindagi itne dard deti hain
Zindagi itne dard deti hain, Dil mein fir bhi ummid rehti hain, Dil kehta hain kuch nahin hoga, Par kuch to hoga ummid kehti hai.
Dosti ki aisi kahani….
Dil mein tumhari apni kami chod jayenge, Ankhome intezar ki lakir chod jayenge, Yaad rakhna dhundte rahoge hame, Dosti ki aisi kahani chod jayenge.
Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho
Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat. Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho? Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai? Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
Before and after marriage
Before the marriage: Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it. Girl: Do you love me ? Boy: Of course! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: NO! Why you even asking? Girl:…
BILL GATES : Brilliant mind!
GALILEO : Great mind! EINSTINE : Genius mind! NEWTON : Extraordinary mind! BILL GATES : Brilliant mind! ME : Master mind! YOU????never mind—-hehehehe
Jahan tanhai mili waha hum nazar aayenge
Waqt gujrega hum bikhar jayenge, Kaun jane ki hum kidhar jayenge, Hum aapki parchhai hai yaad rakhna, Jahan tanhai mili waha hum nazar aayenge
Punjabi exclamatory sentence.
English teacher: “One cute and young girl walking in the road ” change this into a punjabi exclamatory sentence..! Student : “Oye ! Patakha !!”
Dosti har kisi…..
Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti, jindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti, aye dost dosti ko sanjokar rakhna, dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti…
Mohabbat main lakhon zakham khaye humne,
Mohabbat main lakhon zakham khaye humne, Afsos unhain hum par aitbar nahi, Mat pocho kya guzarti hai dil par, jab woh kehte hain humain tumse pyar nahi.
I’m very kanjoos
Pandit 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Pandit 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.