Main sadhu kyun banta?
Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?
Ghum Naa Chupata!
Do Kadam TO Sab Chal Lete Hain Par Zindagi Bhar Ka Saath Koi Nahi Nibhata Agar Ro kar Bhulaai Jaati Yaadein To Hanskar Koi Ghum Naa Chupata!
Let me guess what u r doing
Let me guess what u r doing Reading…. No.. Listening music… Na! Watching tv… Now caught u.. Reading sms and missing me… Na na… Now u r smilling.
Your head is growing through your hair
Son: “Dad, are you getting taller?” Dad: “No, why do you ask?” Son: “Because your head is growing through your hair!”
Mujhay yeh bata Mujhay bhool kar Tujhe kya mila
Meri ZINDAGI..! Mujhay yeh bata Mujhay bhool kar Tujhe kya mila. Meri hasratoon Ka hisab day, Dil toor kar,! Tujhe kya mila Tere 4 din k Pyar se mujhe,, Umar bhar ka Ghum mila Main toot kar Bhikhar gya,, Mujhe toor kar Tujhe kia mila..
Yara ye “SENT MESSAGE” kia hota hay?
Pathan: Yara ye “SENT MESSAGE” kia hota hay? Dusra Pathan: khocha tum to bilkul Akhrot hay ‘sent mesage’ ka matlab khushbu wala message.
Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun
Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun, Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun, Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe, Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.
Tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho
Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho
Wo likhte hain hamara naam mitti mein
Wo likhte hain hamara naam mitti mein, Aur mita dete hain, Unke liye to ye khel hoga magar, Hamein to wo mitti mein mila dete hain.
An apple a day
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
Kaisa wollu banaya unko….
7 Angels come to me & asked for the most Intelligent Smart Nice Sweet Well Behaved Well Groomed person So i Gave them your address. DEKHA Kaisa wollu banaya unko
Sachi mohabat ki kisy hasrat nahi hoti
Sachi mohabat ki kisy hasrat nahi hoti. Magar har ek ki aisi kismat nahi hoti. Koi ek hota hai jo sama jata hai dil mein. Har kisi se to yun hi mohabat nahi hoti. Piyar kharidna hai agar to piyar se kharido. Ye jazba hai anmol is ki keemat nahi…
Haseen chehre
Haseen chehre par, Kabhi aetbaar na karna, Tod dete hai dil, Kabhi pyaar na karna, Hai guzarish doston se meri, Mar jaoge woh na aayenge, Kabhi intezaar na karna.
Log wahin moot jate hain
Nadiyon se kinare chhoot jate hai, Aasmaan se taare toot jate hai, India ki raahon me aksar aisa hota hai, Jahan bhi deewar milti hai, Log wahin moot jate hain
Ladkiyo ko SMS
Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam par Maar tujhe mile aur kaleja thanda mera ho jaye
Friendship is a blessing
Friendship is a blessing and to all those who have a friend. it is the most precious gift god could ever send.. Here is wishing you a “Happy Friendship Day”
What’s the baby’s name?
Raj: What is your baby brother name Raju: I dont know he can’t talk yet
Dua karte hai hum sar juka kya
Dua karte hai hum sar juka kya, Ae dost tu apni manzil ko paaye, Agar kabhi teri raho mein andhera aaye, Roshni ke liye khuda hum ko jalaye.
Tum aaye zindgi me kahani bankar
Tum aaye zindgi me kahani bankar, Tum aaye zindgi me raat ki chandni bankar, Bassa lete hai jinhe hum aankho me Wo aksar nikal jate hai aankho se panni bankar.
To kya hoga achievement
SAMUNDAR jitna PROJECT, NADI jitni EFFORT, BALTI jitna ESTIMATE, DABBEY jitni SALARY, CHULLU jitna INCREMENT, To kya hoga ACHIEVEMENT
Heart of true relation
To love without condition To talk without intention To give without reason To care without expectation Is the heart of true relation
Doctor’s prescription 4 a happy life…
Doctor’s prescription 4 a happy life… PYARcetamol: 3 times a day SMSprine: 1 doze daily MISSED CALLpol: after every hour Use them regularly & b Healthy 🙂
Kasam hai hume
Badalo ke beech kaisi sazish hui, Mera ghar tha mitti ka ,mere hi ghar barish hui, Jid hai agar unhe bijiliya girane ki, To kasam hain hume bhi wahi aasiyana banane ki.
Juta khata hoon wife se
Apple kata hoon knife se Pani pita hoon pipe se Kya zamana agaya hai Juta khata hoon wife se
I’m the one who is spreading these rumors
U r the one whose so smart, U r the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so caring, U r the one whose so good looking. And, I’m the one who is spreading these rumors.
What’s the meaning of a school?
Teacher: What’s the meaning of a school? Ritesh: A school is a place where father pays and the child plays!
Waqt hi nahi hai unke pass
Chala ja message tu banke gulab, hogi sachi dosti to ayega jawab agar na aae jawab to mat hona udas samaj lena k hamare liye waqt hi nahi hai unke pass.
Meine apna har gam khushi mein dhala
Meine apna har gam khushi mein dhala hai, Mera har ek chalan nirala hai, Log jin hadso mein marte hai, Mujhko unn hadso ne paala hai.
Machhar hai maroo
Look Here Bhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnn, Look There BBhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnn, Look Upward BBBhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn, Look Downward Bhhhhhhhheeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnn, Yaar idhar udhar kiya dekh rahe hoo machhar hai maroo
A sexy female elephant
A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by… What does the loafer elephant say? Wow… 3600-2400-3600