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  • Hindi Funny SMS

    Main sadhu kyun banta?

    Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?

  • Hindi Broken Heart SMS

    Ghum Naa Chupata!

    Do Kadam TO Sab Chal Lete Hain Par Zindagi Bhar Ka Saath Koi Nahi Nibhata Agar Ro kar Bhulaai Jaati Yaadein To Hanskar Koi Ghum Naa Chupata!

  • Friendship SMS

    Let me guess what u r doing

    Let me guess what u r doing Reading…. No.. Listening music… Na! Watching tv… Now caught u.. Reading sms and missing me… Na na… Now u r smilling.

  • Funny SMS

    Your head is growing through your hair

    Son: “Dad, are you getting taller?” Dad: “No, why do you ask?” Son: “Because your head is growing through your hair!”

  • Hindi Broken Heart SMS

    Mujhay yeh bata Mujhay bhool kar Tujhe kya mila

    Meri ZINDAGI..! Mujhay yeh bata Mujhay bhool kar Tujhe kya mila. Meri hasratoon Ka hisab day, Dil toor kar,! Tujhe kya mila Tere 4 din k Pyar se mujhe,, Umar bhar ka Ghum mila Main toot kar Bhikhar gya,, Mujhe toor kar Tujhe kia mila..

  • Hindi Funny SMS

    Yara ye “SENT MESSAGE” kia hota hay?

    Pathan: Yara ye “SENT MESSAGE” kia hota hay? Dusra Pathan: khocha tum to bilkul Akhrot hay ‘sent mesage’ ka matlab khushbu wala message.

  • Hindi Friendship SMS

    Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun

    Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun, Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun, Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe, Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.

  • Hindi Funny SMS

    Tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho

    Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho

  • Hindi Broken Heart SMS

    Wo likhte hain hamara naam mitti mein

    Wo likhte hain hamara naam mitti mein, Aur mita dete hain, Unke liye to ye khel hoga magar, Hamein to wo mitti mein mila dete hain.

  • Funny SMS

    An apple a day

    An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

  • Friendship SMS

    Kaisa wollu banaya unko….

    7 Angels come to me & asked for the most Intelligent Smart Nice Sweet Well Behaved Well Groomed person So i Gave them your address. DEKHA Kaisa wollu banaya unko

  • Hindi Broken Heart SMS

    Sachi mohabat ki kisy hasrat nahi hoti

    Sachi mohabat ki kisy hasrat nahi hoti. Magar har ek ki aisi kismat nahi hoti. Koi ek hota hai jo sama jata hai dil mein. Har kisi se to yun hi mohabat nahi hoti. Piyar kharidna hai agar to piyar se kharido. Ye jazba hai anmol is ki keemat nahi…

  • Hindi Broken Heart SMS

    Haseen chehre

    Haseen chehre par, Kabhi aetbaar na karna, Tod dete hai dil, Kabhi pyaar na karna, Hai guzarish doston se meri, Mar jaoge woh na aayenge, Kabhi intezaar na karna.

  • Hindi Funny SMS

    Log wahin moot jate hain

    Nadiyon se kinare chhoot jate hai, Aasmaan se taare toot jate hai, India ki raahon me aksar aisa hota hai, Jahan bhi deewar milti hai, Log wahin moot jate hain

  • Hindi Friendship SMS Hindi Funny SMS

    Ladkiyo ko SMS

    Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam par Maar tujhe mile aur kaleja thanda mera ho jaye

  • Friendship SMS

    Friendship is a blessing

    Friendship is a blessing and to all those who have a friend. it is the most precious gift god could ever send.. Here is wishing you a “Happy Friendship Day”

  • Funny SMS

    What’s the baby’s name?

    Raj: What is your baby brother name Raju: I dont know he can’t talk yet

  • Hindi Friendship SMS

    Dua karte hai hum sar juka kya

    Dua karte hai hum sar juka kya, Ae dost tu apni manzil ko paaye, Agar kabhi teri raho mein andhera aaye, Roshni ke liye khuda hum ko jalaye.

  • Hindi Broken Heart SMS

    Tum aaye zindgi me kahani bankar

    Tum aaye zindgi me kahani bankar, Tum aaye zindgi me raat ki chandni bankar, Bassa lete hai jinhe hum aankho me Wo aksar nikal jate hai aankho se panni bankar.

  • Hindi Funny SMS

    To kya hoga achievement

    SAMUNDAR jitna PROJECT, NADI jitni EFFORT, BALTI jitna ESTIMATE, DABBEY jitni SALARY, CHULLU jitna INCREMENT, To kya hoga ACHIEVEMENT

  • Friendship SMS

    Heart of true relation

    To love without condition To talk without intention To give without reason To care without expectation Is the heart of true relation

  • Funny SMS

    Doctor’s prescription 4 a happy life…

    Doctor’s prescription 4 a happy life… PYARcetamol: 3 times a day SMSprine: 1 doze daily MISSED CALLpol: after every hour Use them regularly & b Healthy 🙂

  • Hindi Broken Heart SMS

    Kasam hai hume

    Badalo ke beech kaisi sazish hui, Mera ghar tha mitti ka ,mere hi ghar barish hui, Jid hai agar unhe bijiliya girane ki, To kasam hain hume bhi wahi aasiyana banane ki.

  • Hindi Funny SMS

    Juta khata hoon wife se

    Apple kata hoon knife se Pani pita hoon pipe se Kya zamana agaya hai Juta khata hoon wife se

  • Friendship SMS

    I’m the one who is spreading these rumors

    U r the one whose so smart, U r the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so caring, U r the one whose so good looking. And, I’m the one who is spreading these rumors.

  • Funny SMS

    What’s the meaning of a school?

    Teacher: What’s the meaning of a school? Ritesh: A school is a place where father pays and the child plays!

  • Hindi Friendship SMS

    Waqt hi nahi hai unke pass

    Chala ja message tu banke gulab, hogi sachi dosti to ayega jawab agar na aae jawab to mat hona udas samaj lena k hamare liye waqt hi nahi hai unke pass.

  • Hindi Broken Heart SMS

    Meine apna har gam khushi mein dhala

    Meine apna har gam khushi mein dhala hai, Mera har ek chalan nirala hai, Log jin hadso mein marte hai, Mujhko unn hadso ne paala hai.

  • Hindi Funny SMS

    Machhar hai maroo

    Look Here Bhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnn, Look There BBhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnn, Look Upward BBBhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn, Look Downward Bhhhhhhhheeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnn, Yaar idhar udhar kiya dekh rahe hoo machhar hai maroo

  • Funny SMS Hindi Funny SMS

    A sexy female elephant

    A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by… What does the loafer elephant say? Wow… 3600-2400-3600

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  • Main sadhu kyun banta?
  • Ghum Naa Chupata!
  • Let me guess what u r doing
  • Your head is growing through your hair
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