Same mistake twice
Another MOON ? ………..Possible Another SUN ? …………..Possible Another SKY ? …………….Possible Another Friend Like U ? ………Impossible ‘coz GOD can’t make the same MISTAKE twice
Ajnabi Hein Mohabton K baad bhi…
Main “Usy” Kaisay “Akaila” Chor Dun Iss “Rah” Mein. “Sath” Jo Chalta Raha “Majborion” K Baad B. Ban K “Khushbu” Yun “Rach” Gaya Hai Meray “Ehsas” Mein. “Door” Ho Paya Na Wo “Dorion” K Baad B… “Rafta “Rafta” Usko B Ye “Dunia” “Raas” Aa Gae… “Muskura” K Wo “Milta” Hai…
SMS karne main kitna maza aata hai
SMS karne main kitna maza aata hai, lekin dil ghabrata hai, kyunke balance jata hai, lekin asal maza tab aata hai, jab kanjoos logon se SMS ka jawab aata hai…
Tadap k dhekho kisi ki chahat mein
Tadap k dhekho kisi ki chahat mein, To pata chele k pyaar kya hota hai, Yun hi mil gaye koi bina tadpae, To kaise pata chele k pyaar kya hota hai.
Mein tumhein rubber nahi doon ga
Mintoo: Mein is duniya ko mita doon ga, mita doon ga, mita doon ga Chintoo: Mein tumhein rubber nahi doon ga
I needed a friend like U
I cant find a reason why God gave u to me, but that is not the question to be asked, May be the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like ‘U’.
Which is more important to us?
Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?” Pupil : “The moon”. Teacher : “Why?” Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”.
Tadap k dhekho kisi ki chahat mein
Tadap k dhekho kisi ki chahat mein, To pata chele k pyaar kya hota hai, Yun hi mil gaye koi bina tadpae, To kaise pata chele k pyaar kya hota hai.
Phoolan ki mala
Doctor ke haath me phoolon ki mala dekhkar patient ne poocha: Doctor ye mala kiske liye he? Doctor ne jawab diya: Yeh mera pehla operation he agar success gaya to mere liye varna tumhare liye
Shakespeare will never find d right words
Though Shakespeare is great, he’ll never find d right words to describe u because he simply never experienced knowing a wonderful person like u, friend!
One person u love
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
Yun kisika peecha hum nahin karte
Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte, Yun kisika ka jaam hum piya nahi karte. Unse kehdo mohabbat ka izhaar aakar khud karein, Yun kisika peecha hum nahin karte
Suraj hua maddham
Suraj hua maddham Chand jal ne laga Aasma yeh hai Kyo pighal ne laga Main tehra raha zameen chal ne lagi Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai? – – – – – – – – Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!
Ham dekhte hain: TOM AND JERRY
Dil mei basa hai pyaar tera, Aankho mei basi hai tasavir teri, Jab bhi aati hai yaad teri, Ham dekhte hai: TOM AND JERRY.
What would u treasure?
If god asks U to treasure the most important thing of ur life. What would u treasure? It must be a special friend who knows all ur secrets.
Sign post outside our collage
Sign post outside our collage : “Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!”.
Toot K Bikhrta Dekho
“Aao Kisi Shab Mujhe Toot K Bikhrta Dekho”, “Meri Ragon Mein Zehar Judai Ka Uterta Dekho. Kis Kis Ada Se Tujhe Maanga Hai RAB Se, Aao Kabhi Mujhe Sajdon Mein Sisakta DekHo. Teri Talaash Mein Hum Ne Khud Ko Kho Dia Hai, Mat Aao Saamne Mgar Kahin Chup K Mujhe…
Na mila kro Sar-e-Sham Mjhy.
Na mila kro Sar-e-Sham Mjhy. Main Tanha Tanha hi thek hon. Mjhe Chahton se lgta hai Dar. Main Nafraton me hi thek hon. Mjhe Raaston me chor do. mjhe justju-e-mnzil nhi. Na Dikhao mjhko Rasta. Main bhatka howa hi thek hon. Mere Dosto mjhe chor do. Na Suljhao meri Uljhane.…
qeemt pani nahi piyas ki hoti hay..
qeemat pani ki nahi piyas ki hoti hay, keemat mout ki nahi sans ki hoti hay, DOST to buhat hote hain dunya main, Qeemat DOSTI ki nahi AETIBAT ki hoti hai.
Suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai
Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai, Sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai, Pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana, Suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai
21st Century Girls
Pichle zamane ki ladkiyan yeh kehti thi: “pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna tera intezaar hai”. But aaj kal ki ladkiyan kehti hai: “pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna, NAHI TO DUSRA TAIYAAR HAI”
I’ll be ur friend till we grow old
Friendship is a chain of gold. Each link is a smile, a laf, a tear, a grip of d hand, a word of cheer. No matter how heavy the load, I’ll be ur friend till we grow old.
Mumbai, capital of India?
Robin: Oh God! Please make Mumbai the capital of India Mother: But why son? Robin: Because thatâ?Ts what I wrote in my test paper
Kisi ne dil badal liya
Kisi ne dil badal liya, Kisi ne dhadkan badal li, Aap ke paas kuch bhi nahi tha badal ne ko, To aapne mandir mein jakar chappal badal li..
Raat kya chali gayi
Raat kya chali gayi, Sitare chale gaye, Gairon se kya gila, Jub apne chale gaye, Jeet to sakte the, Ishq ki bazi hum bhi, Par unhe jitane ki liye, Hum harte chale gaye.
He made a mother and mother-in-law
God thought that since he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
A message to god
Dear God, Thank u for making me healthy. Can u also make me sexy? If u can’t make me sexy, plz make all my friends fat and ugly.
Dosti ki andekhi surat ho aap
Dosti ki andekhi surat ho aap, Kisi ki zindagi ki jarurat ho aap. Khubsurat to phool bhi bahut hai, Par mere liye phoolo se bhi jyada khubsurat ho aap…
Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya
Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya, Dur itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya, Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi, Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.
Mazaaak kyon kartey ho?
Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks Student: I will score 100 % marks Teacher: Mazaaak kyon kartey ho? Student : Suroo kisney kiya?