Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena… Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena…..
Dil dhadakta hai abhi
Diqqat ho rahi hai dafn hone me abhi, Tasweer na sahi tasawwur hai abhi, Jaam na sahi tisnagi hai abhi, Saanse tham gayi hai dil dhadakta hai abhi
Sacrifice is greater than love
Sacrifice is greater than love, Character is greater than beauty, Humanity is greater than wealth, But nothing is greater than friendship.
Humhe neend bahut aati hai
Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo humhe neend bahut aati hai
Dil Ki Zubaan
Dil ki zubaan woh samaj nahi patey, Hotoon se hum kuch keh nahi patey, Apni bebasi kis tara hum kehein, Ek woh hai jis k bina hum reh nahi patey.
Jisme aap ka message na ho
Woh news hi kya jisme accident ki khabar na ho. Woh taj mahal hi kya jisme mumtaj ki yaadein na ho. Woh shayari hi kya jisme aap ki taariff na ho . Woh inbox hi kya jisme aap ka message na ho.
Whats the difference between Data and Information?
Whats the difference between Data and Information? 362436 – Data 36-24-36 Information!
I’m just lazy like U
Sometimes I forget 2 ask… R U ok ? Sometimes I even miss 2 say…hai! But it doesn’t mean that I forgot U. I’m just lazy like U…
Friendship begins with HUM TUM
Words begins with… A B C Numbers begins with… 1 2 3 Music beging with… sa re ga But friendship begins with HUM TUM
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai. tumne gum ko kab jana hai. tum to gum se bekhabar ho. tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai.
Kuchh nahi bacha hai
Har udasi hai mere dil par chhayi hui, Har khusi hai mujhse ghabrayi hui, Kuchh nahi bacha hai meri zindgi ke daman me, Chand kaliyan hain wo bhi murjhayi hui.
You may meet people
You may meet people, Better than me, Funnier than me, More beautiful than me, But one thing I can say to you, I’ll always be there for you When they all leave you, To kick you at your back and say Better than me, no way!
I kiss my wife everyday.
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave
Dil jo dooba aash ke gam me
Dil jo dooba aash ke gam ankh me machal gaye, Ek chirag kya bujha sau chirag jal gaye, Meri unki raah bas itni der ek thi, Do kadam chale hi the ki raste badal gaye.
Woh ek pyara sa dost hota hai…
Kantoo par joh saath chale, Woh humdard hota hai. Toofan main joh saath nibhayee, Woh humsaaya hota hai. Par kantoo ko joh phoole mehsus karayee, Woh ek pyara sa dost hota hai…
Difference between watch & wife
What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hai!
Millionaire and Billionaire
Interviewer to Millionaire : To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire : “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer : “Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer : “What were you before you married her?” Millionaire : “A Billionaire”
Someone misses U
Someone… Misses U… Needs U… Worries about U Lonely without U Guess who? The monkey in The ZOO …
Registan ke tufan ruka nahi karte
Registan ke tufan ruka nahi karte, Samandar ke pani sukha nahi karte, Aap DON ko SMS karo ya na Karo, Par Don Dosto ke inbox Khali chhoda nahi karte!
Tujhe zindagi bhar kabhi na bhulaaonga
Ek roz bhari duniya se chala jaoonga guzre huey waqt ki tarha wapas na aaoonga tujhse jo pyar mila hai, us pyar ki kasam tujhe zindagi bhar kabhi na bhulaaonga
Ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge
Tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge
You already have me
If luck is a raindrop, I’ll send u a shower. If hope is a minute, I’ll send you an hour. If happiness is a leaf, I’ll give you a tree. If u need a friend, U already have me.
Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Warna itne SMS kisi ko kiya nahin karte
Ajnabi galiyon se hum guzra nahin karte, Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte, Ye dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai, Warna itne SMS kisi ko kiya nahin karte
Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja! Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya? Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
Mujhe tukdo mein nahi jina hain
Mujhe tukdo mein nahi jina hain, Gam ke aashuon ko nahi pina hain, Saaraa maikasida pila do yaaro.. Per kisi ki aankhon se nahi pina hain, Chahe zindagi ruthen ham se, Kisi ki chahat mein nahi marna hain!
Better than me? No Way!
You may meet people Better than me, Funnier than me, More beautiful than me, But one thing i can say to you I will always be there for you when they all leave you… To kick you at your back and say “Better than me, no way”
A girl on the cover
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Dil jo tut gaya to fariyad karoge tum
Dil jo tut gaya to fariyad karoge tum, Hum na rahe to yaad karoge tum, Aaj to kehte ho waqt nahi, Par ek din mere liye waqt se fariyad karoge tum.