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Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
Did You Ever Stop And Think??
¤Do blind people dream,can they see their dreams?
¤If corn oil is made from corns and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made of?
¤Why do Twinkle Twinkle little star & a b c song have the same tunes?
STOP SINGING AND READ ON!!!
¤If electricity is made from electrons then does morality comes from morons?
¤Why there is a light in the refrigerator but not in a freezer..
Expand ur imagination;)
is the Best Answer For All Questions &
is the Best Reaction In All Situations
Both Never Help In
Nikah, Interview & Viva! ;-)
“School, College And University Are The Nicknames Of Heaven”
That’s Why It Is Said That,
“Couples Are Made In Heaven”:p
Sometimes it’s better
to Bunk a class & do masti with
When I look back,
Marks never make me laugh
Never understood the logic
behind hiding the groom’s shoes
for money. If you hide his
bedroom keys that night, you will
earn lacs..!! :P :D
Height Of “Bad Luck”
A Boy ‘n Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up.
Girl’s Father Caught them…
Now They Are Married Couple..!! :)
Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Whats live ? Live is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.
When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.
Ek mom ne apne beti ko pyaar karne ka style sikhaya:
Mom:Jab bf kiss kare to bolo “don’t”
Aur jab gale lage to bolo “stop”
2nd day beti: Mom usne dono ek saath kiya to maine bola “don’t stop”.
Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
What is the girl who is not married and is standing below known as ???
Let me tell you
She is known as
Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai.