Funny SMS Messages Collection

Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna,
pyar pana hoto aitbaar sath rakhna,
aur agar sada muskurana ho to,
Brush aur Paste sath rakhna.

Life style Menu may welcome,
Menu hai:
CALL ke liye 1 dabaiye
ENGAGEMENT k liye 2 dabaiye
SHAADI k liye 3 dabaiye
Or
DOOSRI BIWI k liye pehli ka gala dabaiye.

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta’ s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat: When I m on tour.

Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping?
Sardar: Why do u worry? U too better sleep. This is not our own house, after all rented house..

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

Pati-Patni mein ladai ho gayi. Pati ghar se chala gaya. Raat ko phone karta hai.
Pati: Khaane mein kya hai??
Patni: Zehar!!
Pati: Tum khaa lena main der se aaunga..

Child:Mom isbar hum saare patake is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.

Ghantaghar tod dunga
Ring road ko mod dunga
Sahid gate fod dunga
Titanic ko fevicolse jod dunga
Aap kaise soch sakte haiki mai aap ko sms karna chod dunga

Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge.
Agar hum mar bhi gaye toh kya hoga ??
Daro mat hum yamraj ke mobile se apko SMS kiya karenge ..

Son: Dad 5+5, how much?

Dad: You fool, You don’t know this, go and get a calculator.

Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi.

Boy:Maa baap

Girl:Yes

Boy:Bhai behan

Girl:Yes

Boy:Khana peena

Girl:Yes

Boy:Star plus

Girl: Muh sambhal ke baat kar !!

Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de.
Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua,
Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
Sine theta by Cosine theta equal to Tan theta…