Cool Decent SMS Messages Collection

Perfect Example Of Confidence

A trainee in a big multinational companay, dialed C.E.O. by mistake and said: “hey send a hot cofee in accounts deptt, in 2 mins”.

C.E.O. shouted: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”

Trainee : “No.”

C.E.O: “I am C.E.O. of the company”.

Trainee in the same tune: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”

C.E.O : “No.”

Trainee said: “Thanx God”
& disconnected the phone!

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Rating: 4.3/5 (19 votes cast)

bharat se sabse bada confusion ?

Bharat Ka Sabse Bada Confusion Ka Din Kaun Sa Hoga ?

Socho…………

Socho……….

Nahi Maloom…………..!!!!

Jis Din Raksa Bandhan Aur Friendship Day Ek Saath Padega !!!!

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Rating: 4.0/5 (3 votes cast)

I feel sad…

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?

Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

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Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

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He saw them without problems

God saw ur parents hungry, He created “Pizzas”
God saw they are thirsty he created, “Pepsi”
He saw them walking he created, “Car”
He saw them without problems, “He created u”.

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Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

Sharab body ko khatam karti hai

Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

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Rating: 2.7/5 (3 votes cast)

Rakhi mubarak ho

Khushbu aati hai phoolon ke taraf se.
Rakhi mubarak ho aapki behen ke taraf se.

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Rating: 3.5/5 (2 votes cast)

Plan For Future

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi : I want 2 help Deepa.

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Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

Tamatar khao

Bhikari: Kuch khane ko do baba!
Santa: Tamatar khao.
Bhikari: Roti do baba!
Santa: Tamatar khao!
Bhikari: Chalo tamatar hi khila do!
Santa ki wife: Yeh totle hai, keh rahe hai kamakar khao.

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Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…

Arz kiya hai…
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Gaur farmaiye…
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se!

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Rating: 1.7/5 (3 votes cast)

Andheri raat thi

Andheri raat thi
Wo meray saath thi
Mai uss kai upper tha
Wo mere neechay thi
Tauba tuaba……

Aray logon kya samjhe aap
Wo meri cycle thi…

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Rating: 3.3/5 (3 votes cast)

Yash Johar is producing a new film

Yash Johar is producing a new film,
And is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is
“AKKAL HO NA HO”

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Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

Good morning kehne ke liye

Delhi
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Ke
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Pass
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Nizamudin
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Railway station
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Ki
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Train no.6162
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Route
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3Rd
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Station
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Baratpur
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Ek chote
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Se
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Ek
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Gaon
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Ke
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Nazdeek
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Wale
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Kabristan
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Ke
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Chokidar
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Ki
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Kaber pe
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Bethe
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Huye
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Kute
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Ki
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Aage
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Wali
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Right
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Side
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Ki
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Tang
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Ki
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Teesri
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Ungli
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Ki
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Nakhun
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Paas
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Chupe
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Huye
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Chichar
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Pait
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Mein
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Rehne
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Wale
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Bacteria
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Choromosal
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Dna
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Ki
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Thymine Nucleotide
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Ke
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5Th
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Carbon ke
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Outer
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Shell
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4Th
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Electron
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Ki
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Kasam
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Sirf
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Good morning
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Kehne ke
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Iiye
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Yeh
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Message kiya hai :)

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Rating: 3.4/5 (8 votes cast)

Finger over the nail

Q: Why did the Santa put his finger over the nail when he was hammering?

A: The noise gave him a headache.

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Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

Stupid lawyer

Lawyer: “What is your relationship with the plaintiff?”

Witness: “She is my daughter.”

Lawyer: “Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?”

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Donkey is busy reading this SMS

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!

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Rating: 3.8/5 (4 votes cast)

Impact of Movies

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

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Rating: 3.5/5 (4 votes cast)

Did I do anything wrong?

Did I do anything wrong?
Then why r U avoiding me?
At least remember me once in a week.
It’s really hurting me.
With luv ur TOOTHBRUSH…

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Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)

Post Office

Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it?

Banta Singh: Yes, Its Post office.

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Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

No matter how high the sky is

No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU….
They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS

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Rating: 4.7/5 (18 votes cast)

Difference between Mother & Wife?

- What is the difference between Mother & Wife?

- One woman brings U into this world crying…

And the other ensures U continue to do so.

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Rating: 3.3/5 (6 votes cast)