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Food for thought

Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich
and wear expensive branded clothes, when most beautiful things in life
we do naked.

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Rating: 4.3/5 (25 votes cast)

You’ve always been a headache!

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been a headache!

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Rating: 1.0/5 (2 votes cast)

In order to get 100/100 in life

In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas
a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36

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Rating: 3.4/5 (27 votes cast)

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Boil oil

Que: How can we boil oil ?
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Ans: Very simple
By adding B to it.

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Rating: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)

A monkey in plastic

Have u seen a monkey in plastic?
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NO???? Quickly, see your driving license.

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Rating: 3.6/5 (24 votes cast)

Chod deu timro padhai

Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai,
Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai,
Ma sanga prem garne bhaye chod deu timro padhai.

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Rating: 3.8/5 (13 votes cast)

Take a bite of u

The length & breadth & height of you,
Total up to quite a view,
But to taste the true delight of you,
I’ll have to take a bite of u.

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Rating: 3.8/5 (4 votes cast)

Agar pyaar aapse pyar kare

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo,
Jab tak pyaar aap se pyaar na kare.
Agar pyaar aapse pyaar kare,
Toh pyaar karo ki pyaar kisi aur se pyaar na kare.

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Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

A cute Nurse came…

A cute Nurse came for the interview..
Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000

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Rating: 4.4/5 (22 votes cast)

May I hold ur hand

BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

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Rating: 2.5/5 (2 votes cast)

Funny movie titles related to students

Some movie titles related to students:

Exams: Socha na tha
Classes: Kabhi kabhi
Question papers: Na tum jano na hum
Copying: Yaarana
Maths2: Asambhav
Maths1: Mission impossible
Environmental sciences: Pyar mein kabhi kabhi
1st semester: Kuch to hai
2nd semester: Yeh kya ho raha hai
Distinction: Kal ho na ho
1st class: Raju bangaya gentleman
2nd class: Dil mange more
Fail: Phir milenge

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Rating: 3.6/5 (7 votes cast)

Tundikhel ko ranga

Timi gulaf ko phool bhaye priya
Ma tesma hune kada…
Timi Asan ko bhaisi bhaye
Ma Tundikhel ko ranga…

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Rating: 2.4/5 (7 votes cast)

Three dreams of a man:

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects

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Rating: 2.7/5 (3 votes cast)

permission to get into a girls’ bathroom

Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls’ bathroom and
touch her anywhere she likes?
A: Lifebuoy.

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Rating: 4.4/5 (22 votes cast)

1 year Warranty has been expired!

A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl

After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:

“UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS”

The smart father-in-law Replied:

1 year Warranty has been expired!
So Manufacturer is not responsible.

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Rating: 4.0/5 (105 votes cast)

What is so interesting?

Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I don’t know the meaning of interesting!!!

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Rating: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)