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Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich
and wear expensive branded clothes, when most beautiful things in life
we do naked.
Teacher: Ramu,what is far moon or Mumbai?
Ramu: Mumbai, because we can see moon, but we cannot see Mumbai.
The length & breadth & height of you,
Total up to quite a view,
But to taste the true delight of you,
I’ll have to take a bite of u.
In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas
a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36
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Ans: Very simple
By adding B to it.
Another MOON ? ………..Possible
Another SUN ? …………..Possible
Another SKY ? …………….Possible
Another Friend Like U ? ………Impossible
‘coz GOD can’t make the same MISTAKE twice
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects
A cute Nurse came for the interview..
Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?”
Pupil : “The moon”.
Teacher : “Why?”
Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”.
Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls’ bathroom and
touch her anywhere she likes?
A: Lifebuoy.
When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate,
1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around
ur knee..?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.
Sign post outside our collage :
“Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!”.
Robin: Oh God! Please make Mumbai the capital of India
Mother: But why son?
Robin: Because thatâ?Ts what I wrote in my test paper
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.
God thought that since he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
Dear God,
Thank u for making me healthy.
Can u also make me sexy?
If u can’t make me sexy,
plz make all my friends fat and ugly.
Neha: We should use soap to keep our body clean.
What should we do to keep our heart clean?
Mona: I donâ?Tt know. Probably we must eat the soap.
