Funny SMS Messages Collection

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

Did You Ever Stop And Think??
¤Do blind people dream,can they see their dreams?
¤If corn oil is made from corns and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made of?
¤Why do Twinkle Twinkle little star & a b c song have the same tunes?
STOP SINGING AND READ ON!!!
¤If electricity is made from electrons then does morality comes from morons?
¤Why there is a light in the refrigerator but not in a freezer..
Expand ur imagination;)

SILENCE
is the Best Answer For All Questions &
SMILE
is the Best Reaction In All Situations
Unfortunately
Both Never Help In
Nikah, Interview & Viva! ;-)

“School, College And University Are The Nicknames Of Heaven”
And
That’s Why It Is Said That,
“Couples Are Made In Heaven”:p

Sometimes it’s better
to Bunk a class & do masti with
Friends

Because

Today

When I look back,

Marks never make me laugh
but
Memories do.

Never understood the logic
behind hiding the groom’s shoes
for money. If you hide his
bedroom keys that night, you will
earn lacs..!! :P :D

Height Of “Bad Luck”
A Boy ‘n Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up.
Girl’s Father Caught them…
Now They Are Married Couple..!! :)

Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95

After marriage:

Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202!

Whats live ? Live is love.

Whats love ? Love is kissing.

Whats kissing ?

Come here and I show you.

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?

Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.