Sometimes we wonder why friends keep sending funny sms to us without writing a word, maybe this could explain: When you are very busy, but still want to keep in…

Accept it or not, but nothing compares to the joy of irritating your best friend, especially if he/she gets irritated quickly! Here are ways to irritate your best buddies and…

A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my kidney.

A man had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account.   Know why???????   Because the bank’s slogan was: We make your dreams…

Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain, hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain, kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen, suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai.

A foolish man tells a woman 2 stop talking, But a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed!

Abbreviations for our degrees: B.A —- BEAUTIFUL ANGLE B.E —- BEAUTIFUL EYES B.Sc — BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURE B.L —- BEAUTIFUL LIPS M.B.A — MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE

Do you know the meaning of these things: 1.Girlfriend 2.Lover 3.Wife 4.EX Girlfriend Very simple: 1:Prepaid 2:Postpaid 3:Lifetime 4:Missed Call

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.

Highly Disappointing Situations – . . 1. Your Best Friend Weds Your Lover..!!:'( . … 2. A Close Friend Avoiding Without Reason..!! ;( . 3. 10 Mark Question Asked For…

U r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish i could start my day with u in my bed. I jusT luv ur feel to my lips.…

You are 20% Pyara 20% Attractive 20% Good 20% Active 20% Lovable In short 100% pagal.

Laziness is the worst enemy of humans….. – Jawaharlal Nehru. – – – – – – – – – – Humans should learn to love even their worst enemies…!!! –…

Americans make a car & to get some touch ups They send it to Japan.. Japan added a faster engine and sent it to UK… Who then added tinted windows…

Which are the 2 latest versions of java. Think… think… think… Marjava & Mitjava  :)

A thief entered into home of a Police Inspector in night. Wife: Get up, there is a thief in our home. Police Inspector: Let me sleep, I am not on…

Catch her by her waist Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & – – – – – – – – –…

Bruce Lee’s Favorite Vegetable=Mu-Lee Festival=Diwa-Lee Actres=Sona-Lee Music=Qawa-Lee Film=Coo-Lee Animal=Bil-Lee Brain=Urs Why? Kha-Lee :)

Kya zindagi hogi Ek shayari woh kare ek shayari hum Salaame woh maarey Paise kamaye hum

Someday u may lose ur hair .. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind .. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good…