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When you develop the ability to listen any thing without
losing your temper or self confidence And when you always behave like
a “Deaf” then it means that you are ready to become
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A Good “Daughter in Law ( Bahoo ) “ :D :P
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat!
Ek Pathan ka sir phat gaya
Pathan se Dr. ne poocha:- “Khan sahab kya hua?”
Khan: Hum patthar se keel thok rahe thay, Hum ko ek admi bola khan apna khopri istemal karo!
Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
Plz sirf ek bar kehdo
Sirf ek bar..
December ki woh yaaden mujhe lota do,
Woh bhegi bhegi ratein,
Woh haseen lamhaat,
Jub tum mere bilkul qareb aakar,
Aankhon mein ankhain dalkar,
Jub tum ne..
Kaha tha!
Aande lee loo aande, garam aande!
Funny quote on a
Married guy T-Shirt
All Women Are
Devils
&
I Married Their Queen;-
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Lo meri girlfriend ka photo dekho..
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thoda aur aage…
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nahi dikhi
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HARAMKHOR bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zarur dikhti.
Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi rahoge,
Tumhari aane wali sari naslain,
Kuttay ki maut marengi,
Tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut maroge!
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Billine yeh kuttay se kaha aur chali gayi!
A Couple went to a wishwell
Husb: Bent down, threw a coin n made a wish
Wife: Bent down a litle more & fell into the well
Husb. shouted
WoWww
IT WORKS :-P
UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor the
Boys are comfortable !!
No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU….
They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS
Teacher K.G class ke bachhe se
Ek se Dus tak gino, main aapko KISS karungi.
Baccha: 1 se 100 tak ginu toh kya package available hai !!
Itâ?Ts the thing that satisfies
Ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
Itâ?Ts called prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
A trainee in a big multinational companay, dialed C.E.O. by mistake and said: “hey send a hot cofee in accounts deptt, in 2 mins”.
C.E.O. shouted: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”
Trainee : “No.”
C.E.O: “I am C.E.O. of the company”.
Trainee in the same tune: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”
C.E.O : “No.”
Trainee said: “Thanx God”
& disconnected the phone!
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