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Son was crying.
Father came n said, Why r u crying?
Tell me i m Ur Friend Na…
Son:Kuch nahi rooh afza ziada mang
liya tu teri wali ne maara…:-P

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Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna,
pyar pana hoto aitbaar sath rakhna,
aur agar sada muskurana ho to,
Brush aur Paste sath rakhna.

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Life style Menu may welcome,
Menu hai:
CALL ke liye 1 dabaiye
ENGAGEMENT k liye 2 dabaiye
SHAADI k liye 3 dabaiye
Or
DOOSRI BIWI k liye pehli ka gala dabaiye.

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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta’ s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat: When I m on tour.

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Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping?
Sardar: Why do u worry? U too better sleep. This is not our own house, after all rented house..

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When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

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Pati-Patni mein ladai ho gayi. Pati ghar se chala gaya. Raat ko phone karta hai.
Pati: Khaane mein kya hai??
Patni: Zehar!!
Pati: Tum khaa lena main der se aaunga..

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Child:Mom isbar hum saare patake is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.

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Ghantaghar tod dunga
Ring road ko mod dunga
Sahid gate fod dunga
Titanic ko fevicolse jod dunga
Aap kaise soch sakte haiki mai aap ko sms karna chod dunga

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Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge.
Agar hum mar bhi gaye toh kya hoga ??
Daro mat hum yamraj ke mobile se apko SMS kiya karenge ..

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Son: Dad 5+5, how much?

Dad: You fool, You don’t know this, go and get a calculator.

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Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi.

Boy:Maa baap

Girl:Yes

Boy:Bhai behan

Girl:Yes

Boy:Khana peena

Girl:Yes

Boy:Star plus

Girl: Muh sambhal ke baat kar !!

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Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de.
Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

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Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua,
Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

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Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
Sine theta by Cosine theta equal to Tan theta…

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