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Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar
Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe,
honge….think…
“SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs?
Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
IN RAIN
U must b feeling to go out
Dance around
Sing songs
Meet friends
Jump around
Its very natural..
Every ‘FROG’ feels the same.:
HAPPY RAINY DAY
When you develop the ability to listen any thing without
losing your temper or self confidence And when you always behave like
a “Deaf” then it means that you are ready to become
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A Good “Daughter in Law ( Bahoo ) “ :D :P
Accident took place. Crowd gathered.
Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera bapu.
Crowd made way for him but it was a donkeys accident.
Teacher:
Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?
Student:
Agr Koi Pila de To Faida,
Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)
A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl
After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:
“UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS”
The smart father-in-law Replied:
1 year Warranty has been expired!
So Manufacturer is not responsible.
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
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A: Because it was an entrance exam.
Na main shayar hoon, na shayar ka bhatija
Hoon zaroor, magar,
Apne ma-baap ke mohabbat ka nathija
Some times small things in Life hurts a lot…
If you don’t agree with me….
Then
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TRY SITTING ON A PIN
“This life Is Too Short Even To Get A Full Sleep,
I Don’t Know How People Find Time For Study.”
William Nalaaiq ;-)
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
Teacher: define Love & explain in detail?
Student:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship btween boys & girls that can cause death of one or both depending on the resistance associated
Types:
One sided &
two sided
Age:
Usually occurs in Teenage but now a days can be found in any age
Symptoms:
Tension
Daydreaming
Phone addiction
Diagnosis By:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
TREATMENT:
ANTI-LOVE Therapy by Father/Mother’s Footwear:)
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