Funny SMS Messages Collection

Once God came up 2 me & granted me a wish.
I asked 4 “world peace”.
“That’s impossible”, he said.
Then I asked him 2 give U brain.
He said “Let me try world peace”

Whenever u feel to study..

go into ur room..

just sit down..

relax,
take a deep breath..

slap urself and say:

“yeh aadat kahan se lag gai” ;-).

Radhey radhey,kudi fasadey
Hare murari,miley kuvari
Jai hanuman,pat ja meri jaan
Wahe guru da khalsa,ek soni kudi di lalsa.

Boy : Janeman! tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi.

Girl : Harmkhor! tuti huyi chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.

Wife : Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon main rehti.

Husband : Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane har din nayi nayi to milti.

- It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage.

- It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

- Why do Gods stay up in heaven?

- Because they are afraid of what they have created!

Wife : Kya kar rahe ho?
Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu.

Wife : Kitni mari?
Man : 3 male aur 2 female.

Wife : Kaise malum?
Man : Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
And stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya,

Wife : Koun thi wo?
Husband : Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi yehi puchegi.