Latest SMS Messages Collection

U miss me…

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Aaaaachheeeee…

Shukar
AlHamdulilla.

U miss me na?

O GOD!

Na kia karo itna yaad..flu ho jata hai.

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Rating: 3.3/5 (13 votes cast)

Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar…

Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein …
Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke

hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga

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Rating: 3.7/5 (674 votes cast)

Chand se ja milta hai

Kehte hai raat hoti hai to suraj jaal ke doob jata hai
Nahi yeh galat hai..
Yeh toh mohabbat hai suraj ke aag ki
Ki woh wafa ki tarha chand se ja milta hai..

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Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)

Murdoo ko bhi zinda kardete hai

Yeh sms bhi kya cheez hai
Jo aankhon se aansu la dete hai
Yeh to merbhani hai ismsmessages ki
Ke murdoo ko bhi zinda kardete hai.

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Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

Advertisement

Abbreviations for our degrees

Abbreviations for our degrees:

B.A —- BEAUTIFUL ANGLE

B.E —- BEAUTIFUL EYES

B.Sc — BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURE

B.L —- BEAUTIFUL LIPS

M.B.A — MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE

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Tamanna ho agar milne ki

Aansuon mein na dhoondna hamein,
Dil mein hum bas jayenge!
Tamanna ho agar milne ki,
Toh band aankhon mein nazar aayenge!!

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Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

You”ll get hurt!

What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U?
Pick EA & you’ll get a heart!
If u pick U, you”ll get hurt!
I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt,
Than have a heart without U.

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Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

Did I miss something out?

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Did I miss something out?
No because I put ( U ) in my heart.
Good morning dear.I hope u have a wonderful day.

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Rating: 3.3/5 (40 votes cast)

BEST FRIENDS

That will always last:
100 memories, 200 jokes, 300 great times, 400 secrets
1 reason ….. BEST FRIENDS

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Rating: 2.0/5 (1 vote cast)

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her.
Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar : B.Com final year”

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Rating: 2.9/5 (8 votes cast)

In a Cat & Mouse Chase,

In a Cat & Mouse Chase,

Mouse mostly wins

because

Cat runs for its food and

Mouuse for its Life

Moral:

Fear of Loss is always better motivation than
the desire of Gain….

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Rating: 4.7/5 (33 votes cast)

i sought for my happiness over the world

I sought for my happiness over the world,

Oh, eager and far was my quest;

I sought it on mountain and desert and sea,

I asked it of east and of west…

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Rating: 4.7/5 (6 votes cast)

Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)

 

Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)

like NIKE (just do it)

like PEPSI(ask for more)

like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and

like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

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Rating: 3.6/5 (246 votes cast)

har yaad me uski yaad rehti hai

Har yaad me uski yaad rehti hai
Meri aankho ko uski talash rehti hai
kuch tum bhi dua karo dosto suna hai
Dosto ki fariyad me khuda ki fariyad hoti hai

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Rating: 4.0/5 (64 votes cast)

A song 4 u…

A song 4 u .. ..!
Agar tum mil jao . . .
tumhari taangein tor deinge hum…
Tumhain paa kar..
Tumhare peeche kuttay chohr denge hum..!.
Bas tum mil jao.

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ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main

Ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main dahi dal rahay thay…

Pathan ne dekha to pocha: Khoocha yeh kiya kerhy ho???

Sardar : Hum lassi bana rahay hain…

Pathan: hahaha..O pagal ka bacha log islye tum per latifa banaty hain..

Itni lassi tumhara baap piye ga…

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Koi purani yaad

Koi purani yaad mera rasta rok kar mujhse kehti hai,
Itni jalti dhoop mein yun kab tak ghoomo ge,
Aao chal ke beete dino ki chhaon mein bethe,
Uss lamhe ki baat karein ke jiss mein koi phool khila tha,
Uss lamhe ki baat karein jiss mein kisi ki aawaz ki chandi khanaki thi,
Uss lamhe ki baat karein ke jiss mein kisi ki nazon ke moti barsey thay,
Koi purani yaad mera rasta rok kar muj se kehtii hai,
Itni jalti dhoop main yun kab tak ghoomo ge.

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Rating: 3.0/5 (6 votes cast)

Markar bhi bahut yaad aa raha hai koi

Mitti meri kabar say chura raha hai koi,
Markar bhi bahut yaad aa raha hai koi,
Eh khuda ek pal ki zindagi aur de de mujay,
Udaas mery kabar say jaa raha hai koi.

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Rating: 4.2/5 (41 votes cast)

Message bhejte bhejte barbad ho gaya

Nashe se koi devdas ho gaya…
To koi paise se kangal ho gaya…
To koi pyaar me pagal ho gaya…
Mai to aap ko message bhejte bhejte barbad ho gaya…

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Rating: 4.3/5 (3 votes cast)

Jab se tumhein jana hai

Jab se tumhein jana hai,
Jab se tumhein paaya hai,
Har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
Taaki poochhu rab se ki,
Yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai.

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Rating: 4.0/5 (2 votes cast)