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Real But funny

    School: A place where papa pays & son plays.
    Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all ur
    Life so that you can die rich.
    Nurse: A person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
    Marriage: A contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree &
    girl gets her master’s degree.

    School: A place where papa pays & son plays. Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all ur Life so that you can die rich. Nurse: A person wakes up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: A contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree & girl gets…

    School: A place where papa pays & son plays. Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all ur Life so that you can die rich. Nurse: A person wakes up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: A contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree & girl gets…