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it’s sexual harassment
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $$$ per minute.
Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)
Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI(ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..
What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?
Amitabh bachan in KBC Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Option 1 : White Option 2 : Grey Option 3 : Black Option 4 : Blue Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?
dekh le agar adjust hota hon to
Boy 2 girl: I luv u Girl: i m engaged vd someone n i hv a boyfrnd too! Boy: (after thinkng a lot) . . . . . DEKH LE AGAR ADJUST HOTA HON TO:-D
How to impress a woman
How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!
You were right, your wife is better…
2 men went to fuck a girl. 1st came out after fucking a girl n said… ”My wife is better” 2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said… You were right, your wife is better..
I really deeply wish…
I really deeply wish that you are here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together.. to show u my glow in the dark watch.
During sexual session the girl says
During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!”Boy: “Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No, when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network
Catch her by her waist
Catch her by her waist Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & – – – – – – – – – Have a Nice PEPSI drink!
Just recharge the battery
Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in vibration mode. Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily. Girl: Just recharge the battery
What’s an average 6 inch long…
What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency note.! Always think positive
Let me kiss your lips
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day Everyday
A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum
A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum A Kiss isn’t a Kiss without some tongue So Open your mouth, Close your eyes And Give your tongue some exercise
What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period?
What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period? Your salary. It comes once a month, lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn’t come, everything’s fucked
Sardar wid Grandson.Late night Shouts
Sardar wid Grandson. Late night Shouts, “I need a Girl,I have an Erection!” Gson says,”1st its too Late,2nd u r 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holding is mine”
The most difficult golf course…
The most difficult golf course in the world is… “Women Hole” any style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you can never get your balls in…!!!
your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES
A woman married a one legged man. She wrote to her mother: “My husband only has ONE FOOT”. Her Motherreplied: “You are lucky,your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES”
when i am sick
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
in a party a lady wanted
In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.
How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl
How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl. 1st add lips 2nd minus clothes 3rd divide legs and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch the poor dog a bone. but when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own
I busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS
I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN. She teased me till i got an ERICKSON. sucked me till my face went ORANGE till i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS
What do you call a wife who is sexy…
What do you call a wife who is sexy, beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook? ANSWER : A rumor!
GET A CUTY
BUY A SCOOTY….. PICK UP A BEAUTY… DRINK A FROOTY…. TAKE HER TO OOTY… REMOVE HER NIGHTY… DO UR DUTY… AFTER 9 MONTHS … * GET A CUTY *
Boy and girl of class 2 asked…
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “Can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied” NO Never!!” Boy said to girl: “See I told you not to worry!!!!”
Never dance naked
Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.
Let me take a picture of your breasts
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged
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