How to satisfy a woman
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease pamper console worship respect & love. HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
what part of the body goes to heaven first?
A teacher asked “what part of the body goes to heaven first?” A child replied “feet” – coz every night i see my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!
People who never experience good sex
American students say: people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.
A guy walks up to a girl
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What’s that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and then you disappear!!
Unki galiyon se jab guzray to manzar ajeeb tha,
Unki galiyon se jab guzray to manzar ajeeb tha, Dard tha magar woh dil kay kareeb thaa, Jisay hum dhondty thay apnay hathon ki lakiron main Wo kisi doosray ki kismat, kisi aur ka naseeb tha.
Sex is a sensation
Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?;)
What is a kiss?
Q: What is a kiss? A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.
All girls are beautiful
All girls are beautiful, after the lights are switched off. – Shakespeare. All boys are innocent before the lights are off. – Shakespeare’s wife…
There r 2 types of hooks
There are 2 types of hooks 1st is cricket hook & 2nd is brazer hook 1st is used to send ball outside the boundary & 2nd is to control balls inside the boundary.x!
There r 2 types of hooks
There are 2 types of hooks 1st is cricket hook & 2nd is brazer hook 1st is used to send ball outside the boundry & 2nd is to control balls inside the boundry.x!;)
Girls are crazy about 4 things..
Girls r crazy about 4 things.. 1) shopping . . . 2) cell phone . . . 3) chocolates . . . . . 4)_____ (look down…) . . . . . . . . Dude..Look down!!… 🙂
4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL
4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL, A RAPIST A MURDERER A PSYCO &GAY. RAPIST SAYS, “IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I’D FUCK IT TILL IT DIE” THE MURDERER SAYS “ONCE YOUR DONE WITH IT, I’D TORTURE IT TO DEATH” THE PSYCO “OH YEAH & ONCE IT’S DEAD I’D FUCK…
12 years old girl
Very Daring lines written on the T-Shirt of a 12 years old girl. . . . . . . . . . “BOOBS” Coming soon ! :-
There are for ways to enjoy love…
There are 4 ways to enjoy love, 1. Hand in Hand. 2. That in hand. 3. Hand in that. 4. That in that. Now dont ask me what is that.. 🙂
Vitamin”SHE”….
Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon. Nend nhi aati? Sukon nhi? Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta? Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,, . . Vitamin”SHE” ki kami hay…
He has two…
Always remember: When SHE cancels a date, it is because.. “SHE HAS TO” But When HE cancels a date, it is because.. “HE HAS TWO” 😉
What is “Nitrate” ?
Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha: What is “Nitrate” ? Larki sharma k boli: Sir, Rs.1500/=
how is sex related to math
how is sex related to math? add two person and a bed subtract cloths divide the legs multiply the strokes and the result is satisfucktion..haha!!!
A good friend is like a good bra
A Good friend is like a Good bra… hard to find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight and is always close to your heart!
Start your day with a lot of SEX ..
Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S – SMILE E – ENERGY X – XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
Come here, take off urs pants…
Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied. loving urs…..toilet!
How-come ur penis so big..
Richman to poor man- “How-come ur penis so big? Poor man-replied: “B’coz in my childhood I had no other toys to play”!!!
Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA
Q: Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA. A:VAGINA b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!
God bless your naughty mind
It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
It’s too tight…
Girl:It’s too tight Boy: Don’t worry; I’ll do it slowly, Gal: Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal: It’s painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
what are Nitrates?
In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what are Nitrates Gal answered shyly: night rates, they are costlier than day.
Food for thought
Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when most beautiful things in life we do naked.
In order to get 100/100 in life
In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36
A cute Nurse came…
A cute Nurse came for the interview.. Dr: What salary YOU expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
permission to get into a girls’ bathroom
Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls’ bathroom and touch her anywhere she likes? A: Lifebuoy.
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