A Guy picks up a girl…
A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee..? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.
4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s..
4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s vagina…. 1.Caution-dark tunnel 2.Drive carefully-road wet n slippery. 3.Go slow. 4.Men at work
But stupid Jill forgot the pill
Jack & Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son
What’s the definition of a ‘lesbian?’
Q: What’s the definition of a “lesbian” ? A: Just another damn Woman….. trying to do a man’s job!!!
you under arrest for violating code 69
I hereby place you under arrest for violating code 69 – distracting public with your xtreme good looks & sex appeal, remain silent & report to my bedroom.
who opens her legs, receives happiness
A girl who opens her hands receives gifts, who opens her heart receives love, who opens her legs receives happiness
A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near…
A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near HOTEL MANAGER’S Lips. MANAGER Kisses n sucks Each Finger , , GIRL: Tell Ur BOSS There Is No Tissue Paper In ur TOILET…
Last night, I went to bed without you!
Last night, I went to bed without u..cold, naked, thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u last nite, my lovely pyjamas 😉
He took me from a bar
He took me from a bar He took me in his car He took my top off He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!
Nipple nipple little star
Niple niple little star can i suck you in my car up above the breast so have always milky never dry let me touch it never shy in the bra it will be dry
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