YOU BITCH
U are a… B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Honey r u smiling now? YOU BITCH 😉
If ever in your life …
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from. 🙂
A day has come when da whole world will celebrate …
MY Dear FRIEND A day has come when da whole world will celebrate ur personality, ur thoughts, ur ideas & ur talent beLieve mE & The day is…. 1st APRIL:D
I Love “u”! ,
I Love “u”! , I Love “u”! , I Love “u”! , I Love “u”! Hey! Don’t get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z :p
My friend the best quality i like ….
My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental 10% senti and 90% mental!!! 🙂
If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur…
If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur -good looks -nature -style -attitude, Kick him/her off. How dare he/she fool u before april 1st.
Wat r u doing??
Hi Wat r u doing?? I m propagating unicameral form of idiosyncrasy occuring palevolently in the seritormious piece of platerubian brain…. In Short….. Disturbing U!!!!!!!!!! 🙂
I am your girlfriend:
I am your girlfriend: Smart Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. Haina???? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.
EXCUSE ME!!!!
I want U to know that U are very important to me, It’s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere…. EXCUSE ME!! I AM TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN… 🙂
Doing nothing???
Hiiiiiiii Doing nothing??? Then Make a Place 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur’s Faithfully, “HeArT aTtAcK” :p
When things in wrong…
When things in wrong and sadness fills ur heart and tears flow in ur eyes Always remember 3 things *** I m wid u *** u hav money *** KFC is open lets GO 🙂
CUTE persons in the world!!!
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.. “Happy April Fool Day”
Mathematical joke:(13×13×13)=?????
Mathematical joke:(13×13×13)=? Think, Think deeply Not getting?? Ans: SUROOR! Tera(13) tera(13) tera(13)= SUROOR… 🙂
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car…
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry , I have one more.
My Life was in darkness before i met u,
My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright. u know why? Coz u r a “Tubelight…..
Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi
Rabri: Ka karat ho? Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu! Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi. Laalu: Wo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
Aapne suna hi hoga
Kya Aap ne suna hai..? BBC per CNN per IBN7 per AAJTAK per NDTV per nahi suna..! Radio Mirchi per toh suna ho ga..! Agar phir bhi nahi suna toh ab padh loo.. Today is â?oApril Fool Dayâ? and 1 F(O_O)L is reading this msg Very carefullyâ?¦..
Just kick him
Today if anyone praises u for ur beauty, personality, style or attitude, Just kick him… How dare he fool u before April 1st.
I m going To England on study visa…
Salam…h r u?? I want to give u a good news… I m going To England on study visa… Misu 4ever… Dont Worry The Flight Is After 1 Day. Surprised? After 1 Day Is 1st April, U r the 1st Fool Of 2009 🙂
U r equal to sixty james bond!!!!!!!
U r equal to sixty james bond!!!!!!! U know How?? 007 * 60 = 420
April Fool comes once a year…
A day will come… When the whole world will, CELEBRATE: YOUR NAME YOUR FAME YOUR PERSONALITY YOUR THOUGHTS YOUR VIEWS But keep in mind, April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!
HIMMAT HAI TO REPLY KAR0…!!
Hi! How r u? Wer r u? Wat r u doing? How is life,ur frnds,ur family? How abt ur mom&dad? 2day any news? u saw any film? ur fav song,film,hero,heroin,meals,area? how r ur close frnds? ur fav subject,color,news,Pen,dress,car,bike,perfume, bus,num,shop,drink,flower,fruit,teacher,player,gift,mobile, hotel,game,theater,dream,language,temple,food,soap,paste,Chanel, politician,chocolate,sports,sportsperson,tourist spot? “HIMMAT HAI TO REPLY KAR0!!”
King of Fools!
31st March ho ya 1st april Fool to Fool hi hota hai. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools
Fool Day to the King of Fools….
31 March Or 1 April Fool is Fool doesn’t matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools….
Try this…
Try this…. Go to “Write Messages” in your mobile sms editor… Activate T9 english dictionary… Then hide your screen with hand and type… 277451366514612382623 Now, remove your hand from the screen and read… Just try, its very interesting…
A-u r attractive ….
A-u r attractive B-u r beautiful C-u r caring D-u r delicous E-u r exciting F-u r funny G-u r gorgeous H-u r horny I-I M J-JUST K-KIDDING L-LOSER!!!!!!!!!!
Smile to old means respect,
Smile to old means respect, Smile to a child means innocence…. Smiling infront of mobile means mental…, Still smiling!!!Confirmed…
Dont open this msg till tomorrow..
Dont open this msg till tomorrow Rukjaen Rukjaen Rukjaen Rukjaen Rukjaen Ruk..jaen Menu pata c tusi nai rukna Main msg ee kal pejan ga,.. :p
Don’t be sad don’t be blue
Don’t be sad don’t be blue Roses r red violets r blue some1 like u belongs 2 the ZOO!!!
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