Sardar’s english language
A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my kidney.
Nashili aankho se
Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain, hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain, kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen, suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai.
A man had a dream in which someone murdered him.
A man had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why??????? Because the bank’s slogan was: We make your dreams come true
Lips are closed
A foolish man tells a woman 2 stop talking, But a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed!
Abbreviations for our degrees
Abbreviations for our degrees: B.A —- BEAUTIFUL ANGLE B.E —- BEAUTIFUL EYES B.Sc — BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURE B.L —- BEAUTIFUL LIPS M.B.A — MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE
Prepaid girlfriend
Do you know the meaning of these things: 1.Girlfriend 2.Lover 3.Wife 4.EX Girlfriend Very simple: 1:Prepaid 2:Postpaid 3:Lifetime 4:Missed Call
Why I miss u
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.
Highly Disappointing Situations
Highly Disappointing Situations – . . 1. Your Best Friend Weds Your Lover..!!:'( . … 2. A Close Friend Avoiding Without Reason..!! ;( . 3. 10 Mark Question Asked For 2mark..!! 🙁 . 4. Principal Sitting Near You On Tour..!! 🙁 . 5. Xtremly Good Looking Guy/Girl Crossing You Wen…
U just make my day
U r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish i could start my day with u in my bed. I jusT luv ur feel to my lips. U just make my day, i love u NESCAFE!
100% Pagal
You are 20% Pyara 20% Attractive 20% Good 20% Active 20% Lovable In short 100% pagal.
Oops which one to follow!
Laziness is the worst enemy of humans….. – Jawaharlal Nehru. – – – – – – – – – – Humans should learn to love even their worst enemies…!!! – Mahatma Gandhi Which one is best to follow?
Americans make a car &…
Americans make a car & to get some touch ups They send it to Japan.. Japan added a faster engine and sent it to UK… Who then added tinted windows and sent the car to China.. They added a better interior and sent it to Pakistan… Pakistani look at the…
Which are the 2 latest versions of java???
Which are the 2 latest versions of java. Think… think… think… Marjava & Mitjava 🙂
A thief entered into home of a Police Inspector in night.
A thief entered into home of a Police Inspector in night. Wife: Get up, there is a thief in our home. Police Inspector: Let me sleep, I am not on duty right now
Catch her by her waist
Catch her by her waist Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & – – – – – – – – – Have a Nice PEPSI drink!
Bruce Lee’s Favorite
Bruce Lee’s Favorite Vegetable=Mu-Lee Festival=Diwa-Lee Actres=Sona-Lee Music=Qawa-Lee Film=Coo-Lee Animal=Bil-Lee Brain=Urs Why? Kha-Lee 🙂
Kya zindagi hogi
Kya zindagi hogi Ek shayari woh kare ek shayari hum Salaame woh maarey Paise kamaye hum
Someday u may lose
Someday u may lose ur hair .. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind .. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks .. coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!
A Rose Rs7/-
A Rose Rs7/- A Card Rs.25/- A Lunch Rs.200/- Movie Rs.150/- But a Friend like “u” Is “priceless” Ziada uro mat Priceless bole to . . . . . “Muft” 🙂
Don’t bring any gift
Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…so i am inviting you…don’t bring any gift with you…just bring someone to marry me
Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver…
Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver ..Their is Alot of Fire in Liver .. Nahi Samjhay????? Lo Urdu main Parho … Biri Jalayele Jigar se Piyaa .. Jigar maa bari Aag hai …. :p
Let me kiss your lips
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day Everyday
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round…
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round…. Ur heart is beating fast , do u think its LOVE???? na Munna na its called high B/P… 🙂
When u feel sad
When u feel sad … To cheer up just go to the mirror and say … “damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness … But don’t make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Can U swim?
British: Can U swim? Paki: No British: Dog is Better than u,bcoz It Swims Paki:Can u swim? British:Yes Paki: Then whats the Difference between you & Dog?
I press the bell but no one comes out
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for four days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
Market mein abh tak nahi aaya
Ye aik naya sms ha jo market mein abh tak nahi aaya!!! – – – – – – – – Niche kya dekh rahe ho??? Kaha na abhi tak market mein nahi aaya Toh tumharay paas kaise aayega?
Why should only I suffer
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you… Why should only i suffer!
Dhakka kisne mara
Jindagi muskilo aur toofano se bhari hai Agar thokar khayiye to himmat mat hariye Phir se khAde ho jaeye aur… Jor se chillake puchiye – – – – – Dhakka kisne mara???
Mohabbat ka natija
Na main shayar hoon, na shayar ka bhatija Hoon zaroor, magar, Apne ma-baap ke mohabbat ka nathija
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