Exams are like WIVES

Exams are like WIVES: 1.Too Many Questions. 2.Difficult To Understand. 3.Elaborate Explanation Is Needed. 4.Result Is Always Unexpected.

Always smile

Always smile ,you know why? B’coz…..Hanso! Jiyo! … Muskurao!…Kya Pata… Kal Daant ho na ho!… Keep smiling!

Check sugar level regularly

Saqib enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Saqib replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.

A lady delivered twins

A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly, one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER…. wherever u go out network follows.

Dad to Son

Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger. son: I start cleaning toilet. Dad: how does that satisfy you? Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.

Higher Studies Man !!!

Girl sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a Person asked what she was doing. She replied : Higher Studies Man !!!

Can u send me ur photo

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u – it’s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp … I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.

Johny Johny rhyme in Hyderabadi style

Jaani Jaani Ji Abba, Shakkar khare potte…nai bawa, Jhoot bolra re, Muh khol re haramzadi…ha haa haaa

Chinese died

Chinese was in the hospital, Santa went to meet him. Chinese said: “CHING CHONG CHU CHU” & died. Santa went to China to know the meaning, it was – IDIOT, REMOVE UR FOOT FROM MY OXYGN PIPE.

Raja n Rani get tired of mobiles…

Raja n Rani get tired of mobiles… They decided 2 use pigeons, One day pigeon reached without letter, Angry Raja asked Rani what’s this? Rani replied idiot it was a miss call.

Rain makes beautiful

The rain makes all things beautiful … The grass & flowers 2 … If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

God’s apology

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

– Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? – It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Why should I learn?

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

Mil giya Oye mil gaya

Mil giya Oye mil gaya, Oye oye mil giya, Oho mil giya, Ballay Ballay… Mil he giya, Aaj to mil he giya, Yeh sms phadne wala ek aur bewqoof mil gaya!!!

SINCERE PRAY TO GOD!!!

SINCERE PRAY TO GOD!!! OO! GOD I DO NOT ASKTHING FOR ME   I want something 4 my mother   JUST SEND MY MOTHER A RICH HANDSOM N GOOD LOOKING SON_IN_LAW! 🙂

Tute huye dil se pyaar

Boy : Janeman! Tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi. Girl : Haramkhor! Tuti huye chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.

Please contact zoo

What is wrong with your cell every time i call, a voice comes that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey, plz contact zoo for detail.

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?

Do you want to hear a dirty joke? Ok A white horse fell in the mud

Keeping idiot busy

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.

karan johar ka kamal

karan johar ka kamal : Kuch kuch hota hai : Luv ur friends K3g : Luv ur parents Kal ho na ho : Luv ur neighbours Kabhi alvida na kehna : Luv other’s wife.

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Sardar’s english language

A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my kidney.

Nashili aankho se

Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain, hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain, kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen, suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai.

A man had a dream in which someone murdered him.

A man had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account.   Know why???????   Because the bank’s slogan was: We make your dreams come true

Lips are closed

A foolish man tells a woman 2 stop talking, But a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed!

Abbreviations for our degrees

Abbreviations for our degrees: B.A —- BEAUTIFUL ANGLE B.E —- BEAUTIFUL EYES B.Sc — BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURE B.L —- BEAUTIFUL LIPS M.B.A — MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE

Prepaid girlfriend

Do you know the meaning of these things: 1.Girlfriend 2.Lover 3.Wife 4.EX Girlfriend Very simple: 1:Prepaid 2:Postpaid 3:Lifetime 4:Missed Call

Why I miss u

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.

Highly Disappointing Situations

Highly Disappointing Situations – . . 1. Your Best Friend Weds Your Lover..!!:'( . … 2. A Close Friend Avoiding Without Reason..!! ;( . 3. 10 Mark Question Asked For 2mark..!! 🙁 . 4. Principal Sitting Near You On Tour..!! 🙁 . 5. Xtremly Good Looking Guy/Girl Crossing You Wen…