Meray kamray me….
Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal Wah wah wah meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal wah wah wah me jo b likh doon ghor se parhtay hain pagal :
Ye Kaisy Hua.?
3+3=8 Ye Kaisy Hua.? Socho..! Han Han Socho.. Zehan Par Zoor Daalo..!¡ Shabash Or Socho Nahi Pata..? Ok I tell you Ghalti Sy:-
Bunyaad Pakki ho Jaye gi.
Agr Aap k Bachay Ziyada Matti Khatay hyn to, . . To Unhein Thori Cement b Khila dein, Bunyaad Pakki ho Jaye gi.
Dushman
Neend or Sustee Hamaree Dushman hain (Allama Iqbal) Hamain Apnay dushman sy bhi piar karna chahiay (Quaid-e-Azam) Ab Batao Banda baba ki manay ya Chacha ki.!!!!!…. 😛 🙂
Girl’s status on Face Book
Girl’s status on Face Book:- “Iam so sad:(” (19 likes,172 comments) Boy’s status: “im goin 2 commit sucide ;-(” (2 likes, n 1 comment: Dekh le yr. “Ho sake to na kar!
Why is Mother Sitting so Silent ?
Son to Papa: Why is Mother Sitting so Silent ? Papa: Nothing Son, She asked For Lipstick, but i Gave Her, ELFi… Hahahahaha maar taa’li:-D
Switched off
Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!” Banta: No! It’s my HELLO TUNE!
Naya detergent…
Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun? Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le…
Suraj raat ko kaha jata hai
Santa: Yaar yeh suraj raat ko kaha jata hai? Banta: Yeh kahi nahi jata, Yahi rehta hai andhere ki wajah se dikhata nahi hai.
Mehsoos karo
Suno! Mehsoos karo, Badal ki Garaj, Bijli ki chamak, Barish ki ek ek bond, Tum se Cheekh cheekh kar Keh rahi hai, **Ab toh naha lo**
Girls hostel mein fine
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu!
Singer toh mar gaya
Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya, Khol kar dekha toh andar chuha mara pada tha. Santa dekh kar bola, Yeh lo chalega kaise, sala singer toh mar gaya hai.
Santa fell out of window
Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ? A: He was ironing the curtain
I must have escaped
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty “Good,” says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.”
Funny sms
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn’t travel Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost? A: “Do you believe in people?”
Hutch is still following me
One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing. Banta asked, “Why you are so happy? He said… “Ah Ah Ah….I have an Airtel mobile with me…But Still Hutch network is following me..”
I can read my handwriting
Q: Can you do anything that other people can’t? A: Sure, I can read my handwriting.
Go to hell
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
We are surrounded
An small army troop were in a battle field and they were surrounded by the oppositions. Soldier: Sir, we are surrounded! Major: Excellent! Now we can attack in any direction now!
Daddy becomes mummy
Q: Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused? A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
Plumber in the college
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
I loose my temper
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, you stupid bastard!
Can I go to the theatre
Can I go to the Theatre ? Asks a mosquito to her mother. Yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause.
Ek aadmi ki bibi kho gaye
Ek aadmi ki bibi kho gaye. Ram mandir mein jaakar prarthana ki. Ram bhagwan prakat huye aur bole: “Beta, baju mein hanumanji ke mandir hai,waha jake pukar.” Kyoki meri bibi kho gaye thi, to unhi ne dhunde the.
Nishana chook gaya
Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?
Ghar pe raha karo
Santa: Qutub minar kaha hai? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo. Pappu: Shyam Lal kaun hai? Santa: Pata nahi. Pappu: Kabhi Ghar pe bhi raha karo.
Kisi ki na ho saki
Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki virgin thi. When asked why, Santa bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui woh meri kaise ho sakti hai.
Paseene nikal jaayen
Preeto: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseene nikal jaayen! Banta gets up and switches off the AC & fan.
Pay ur Electricity bill
When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness And after you pray if you are still in darkness, Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL
Long live women
Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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