Enjoy with me
Come here to me.. Take off ur pants.. Get on top of me.. And enjoy me until u r totally satisfied.. – – – – – Hey what r u thinking about u dirty mind lovingly I’m urs TOILET!!!!
I am a fungi
A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender, “Hey , could I get a beer please” The bartender looks at him shacking his head and say “No, we don’t serve food here” The mushroom says “Why not? I’m a Fungi!”
Can u answer this question
Why we don’t study whole year, and study at the last momet of EXAM time? The answer is. – – – – – Sahil ki khamoshiyon mein to koi bhi kashtiyan chala leta hai.. Par Tufan mein kashtiyan chalane ka maza hi kuch aur hai…Life_after_11_pm@yahoo.co.in
question by a student!!
Question by a student !! If a single teacher can’t teach us all the subjects, Then… How could you expect a single student to learn all subjects ?
Maalgadi
Khubsurat ladkiyon se bhari train ko kya kahenge…? – – – – – – – – – – Maalgadi..!!!
Some funny lines
What do I miss about my wife? Her absence. The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short … does not exist. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
HARPIC use karne ka
Close-up se daant saaf karne ka, Pepsodent se mazboot karne ka, Babool se fresh rakhne ka, Agar phir bhi white nahi hue, Toh bindaas HARPIC use karne ka!!
Life of a college student
Life of a college student: Wallet hai, paise nahi Lecture hai, attendance nahi Mobile hai, balance nahi Friends hai boyfriend ya girlfriend nahi Exam hai, tension nahi Padhna hai, mood nahi.
You r selected
Read this fast! Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Ok!!! Congrats!!!! U r selected 2 work at d railway station..
Gadi wala mar gaya kya..
A biker rider hit a parrot, then he took the unconscious bird & put her in a cage with food & water. Parrot wakes up, looks around n screams.. Aila jail! Woh gadi wala mar gaya kya?
Ladki
Yeh ladki… – – – Uffff… – – – Ya allah… – – – ItnI sundar… – – – Haye… – – – ItnI smart… – – – Oye hoye… – – – ItnI mast… – – – Haye main mar janwan… – – – ItnI cute… – – –…
Rich proposal
What will a guy sing after he gets a proposal from a rich girl? Agar tum mil jao “Kamana chor denge hum!”
Both make noise
Question: What do women and police cars have in common? Ans: They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
MMS Day
Today is MMS day: MMS means: = MAKE MONKEYS SMILE = Iâ?Tve done my part..
Philosophy of life..
At the beginning of relationship, Every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow alphabets get reversed..
Phonebook Dilemma
Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing’s and Wong’s, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.
When I see someone gorgeous
What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.. I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired….. I put down the mirror!
Sardarji zebra crossing pe
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe, honge….think… “SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”
Night clubs
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
Donkey accident
Accident took place. Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera bapu. Crowd made way for him but it was a donkeys accident.
Exam at the door
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – A: Because it was an entrance exam.
Mohabbat ka natija
Na main shayar hoon, na shayar ka bhatija Hoon zaroor, magar, Apne ma-baap ke mohabbat ka nathija
Small things in Life hurts a lot…
Some times small things in Life hurts a lot… If you don’t agree with me…. Then – – – – – – – – TRY SITTING ON A PIN
2 men went 2 a callgirl
2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said “Na my wife is better.” 2nd went in and came out n said “U R right ur wife is much better.”
can kids of our age have kids
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied ” NO Never!!” Boy said to girl : “see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
Define Love & explain in detail?
Teacher: define Love & explain in detail? Student: A serious disorder of heart due to relationship btween boys & girls that can cause death of one or both depending on the resistance associated Types: One sided & two sided Age: Usually occurs in Teenage but now a days can be found in…
Lawyer
When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.
Male or female
Witness: “He was about medium height and had a beard.” Lawyer: “Was this a male or a female?”
Carry my cross
A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.
Sunny day
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day. Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat!
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