Women Logic :
Women Logic : . . > If He Is Not Online, He Must Be With That Bitch..!! . . . . > If He Is Online, He Must Be Chatting With That Bitch..!!
Dear girls
Dear girls . . . . . . putting “Princess”, “Angel”, “Sweet” in your facebook profile name dosent realy make you one. š
A cow was kept for viva.
A cow was kept for viva. School student: Its a cow. College student: Perhaps this is a cow. University Student: This may be cow or a hypopigmented buffalo. PHD Student: This may be a hypertrophied goat or an atrophied elephant with congenital anomalies. Moral: The more you study, the more…
EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW …. :p
What is similarity between Bill Gates and me? Don’t know?? He never comes to my house and I never go to his house EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW …. :p
Formulas must be on finger tips
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand. Student : Because my master told me that: āFormulas must be on finger tips. š
One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add ‘e’ at the end of a word… … “I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her__!…”:D:
If animal have Fb..
If animal have Fb.. these are most likely to b their status Cockroach: Managed to skip from some1,s foot step .. man, i lead a dangerous life style =p Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her father ..what should i tell her ?? i don,t even remember..:D Chicken…
Unknown call..
Unknown call.. He: do u have a bf? She: yes, who are u? He: I’m your brother ! Just wait till i come home!!/:):D=D Another unknown call He : do u have a bf ? She : no no I don’t He : what ? :O I’m ur bf ,…
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna .. .. .. .. k .. .. .. .. .. cream biscuit main cream hoti hai lekin .. .. .. .. .. .. tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota..
kia yehi piar hay
Humne Un Ko Miss Call De Kr Apni Yaad Dilai āFARAZā Unho Ne Msg Kr K Kaha . . . Keera Hai Kya? ( ā.ā)/ā Dekh Yar.! ) ( Kya Ye Hi L L Pyar haiā¦?
my feelings for you have never changed
From Monday to Sunday, From January To December, From birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, youāve always beenā¦ā¦ā¦.. a headache !
my condition is very serious.
Please pray for me, my condition is very serious. I am getting day by day M0re Cute M0re good l0oking L0vely and smart and there is no cure of it
Whatever high the sky may beā¦..
Whatever high the sky may beā¦.. Whatever wide the River may beā¦. Whatever green a tree may beā¦.. just Rememberā¦. ITāS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!!
BEAUTY TIP
BEAUTY TIP: If you want to protect your face from dust, sunrise and other such things, then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion with 7 years guarantee!
Smart Answers
Smart Answers Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Student: No, Iām John Smithā¦ Husband: We are having mother for dinner tonight. Wife: Make sure she is well cookedā¦ :p Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks? Son: No, only when I take examsā¦ Guest: Will these stairs take…
you need to improve your vocabulary
When words are not enough to express your feelings, donāt think that you are in Love. Itās just thatā¦ you need to improve your vocabulary
Smart Boy In A Party
In a party a handsome guy asked a girl āare you going to dance?ā She felt so happy & said-āyesā & the guy said-āthatās good, so can i have your chair?:-D;-)
Perfect example of confidence:
Perfect example of confidence: A junior in an office dialed his boss’s number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !………..boss shouted : do you know whom you’re talking to ?!!!!!! Junior : no! Boss: i’m the boss of this office. Junior…
I am Joking
Boy :Ā My Father’s Name is Laughing and My Mother’s Name is Smiling. ” Teacher : ” You Must be Kidding..? ” Boy : “No I am Joking
Will u be my PARTNER
We’ve known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than FRNDS? Will u be my PARTNER 2 rob a BANK !?
Meray kamray me….
Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal Wah wah wah meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal wah wah wah me jo b likh doon ghor se parhtay hain pagal :
Ye Kaisy Hua.?
3+3=8 Ye Kaisy Hua.? Socho..! Han Han Socho.. Zehan Par Zoor Daalo..!Ā” Shabash Or Socho Nahi Pata..? Ok I tell you Ghalti Sy:-
Bunyaad Pakki ho Jaye gi.
Agr Aap k Bachay Ziyada Matti Khatay hyn to, . . To Unhein Thori Cement b Khila dein, Bunyaad Pakki ho Jaye gi.
Dushman
Neend or Sustee Hamaree Dushman hain (Allama Iqbal) Hamain Apnay dushman sy bhi piar karna chahiay (Quaid-e-Azam) Ab Batao Banda baba ki manay ya Chacha ki.!!!!!…. š š
Girl’s status on Face Book
Girl’s status on Face Book:- “Iam so sad:(” (19 likes,172 comments) Boy’s status: “im goin 2 commit sucide ;-(” (2 likes, n 1 comment: Dekh le yr. “Ho sake to na kar!
Why is Mother Sitting so Silent ?
Son to Papa: Why is Mother Sitting so Silent ? Papa: Nothing Son, She asked For Lipstick, but i Gave Her, ELFi… Hahahahaha maar taa’li:-D
Switched off
Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!” Banta: No! It’s my HELLO TUNE!
Naya detergent…
Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun? Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le…
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