my condition is very serious.
Please pray for me, my condition is very serious. I am getting day by day M0re Cute M0re good l0oking L0vely and smart and there is no cure of it
Whatever high the sky may be…..
Whatever high the sky may be….. Whatever wide the River may be…. Whatever green a tree may be….. just Remember…. IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!!
BEAUTY TIP
BEAUTY TIP: If you want to protect your face from dust, sunrise and other such things, then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion with 7 years guarantee!
Smart Answers
Smart Answers Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Student: No, I’m John Smith… Husband: We are having mother for dinner tonight. Wife: Make sure she is well cooked… :p Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks? Son: No, only when I take exams… Guest: Will these stairs take…
you need to improve your vocabulary
When words are not enough to express your feelings, don’t think that you are in Love. It’s just that… you need to improve your vocabulary
Smart Boy In A Party
In a party a handsome guy asked a girl “are you going to dance?” She felt so happy & said-”yes” & the guy said-”that’s good, so can i have your chair?:-D;-)
Perfect example of confidence:
Perfect example of confidence: A junior in an office dialed his boss’s number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !………..boss shouted : do you know whom you’re talking to ?!!!!!! Junior : no! Boss: i’m the boss of this office. Junior…
I am Joking
Boy : My Father’s Name is Laughing and My Mother’s Name is Smiling. ” Teacher : ” You Must be Kidding..? ” Boy : “No I am Joking
Will u be my PARTNER
We’ve known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than FRNDS? Will u be my PARTNER 2 rob a BANK !?
Meray kamray me….
Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal Wah wah wah meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal wah wah wah me jo b likh doon ghor se parhtay hain pagal :
Ye Kaisy Hua.?
3+3=8 Ye Kaisy Hua.? Socho..! Han Han Socho.. Zehan Par Zoor Daalo..!¡ Shabash Or Socho Nahi Pata..? Ok I tell you Ghalti Sy:-
Bunyaad Pakki ho Jaye gi.
Agr Aap k Bachay Ziyada Matti Khatay hyn to, . . To Unhein Thori Cement b Khila dein, Bunyaad Pakki ho Jaye gi.
Dushman
Neend or Sustee Hamaree Dushman hain (Allama Iqbal) Hamain Apnay dushman sy bhi piar karna chahiay (Quaid-e-Azam) Ab Batao Banda baba ki manay ya Chacha ki.!!!!!…. 😛 🙂
Girl’s status on Face Book
Girl’s status on Face Book:- “Iam so sad:(” (19 likes,172 comments) Boy’s status: “im goin 2 commit sucide ;-(” (2 likes, n 1 comment: Dekh le yr. “Ho sake to na kar!
Why is Mother Sitting so Silent ?
Son to Papa: Why is Mother Sitting so Silent ? Papa: Nothing Son, She asked For Lipstick, but i Gave Her, ELFi… Hahahahaha maar taa’li:-D
Switched off
Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!” Banta: No! It’s my HELLO TUNE!
Naya detergent…
Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun? Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le…
Suraj raat ko kaha jata hai
Santa: Yaar yeh suraj raat ko kaha jata hai? Banta: Yeh kahi nahi jata, Yahi rehta hai andhere ki wajah se dikhata nahi hai.
Mehsoos karo
Suno! Mehsoos karo, Badal ki Garaj, Bijli ki chamak, Barish ki ek ek bond, Tum se Cheekh cheekh kar Keh rahi hai, **Ab toh naha lo**
Girls hostel mein fine
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu!
Singer toh mar gaya
Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya, Khol kar dekha toh andar chuha mara pada tha. Santa dekh kar bola, Yeh lo chalega kaise, sala singer toh mar gaya hai.
Santa fell out of window
Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ? A: He was ironing the curtain
I must have escaped
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty “Good,” says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.”
Funny sms
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn’t travel Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost? A: “Do you believe in people?”
Hutch is still following me
One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing. Banta asked, “Why you are so happy? He said… “Ah Ah Ah….I have an Airtel mobile with me…But Still Hutch network is following me..”
I can read my handwriting
Q: Can you do anything that other people can’t? A: Sure, I can read my handwriting.
Go to hell
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
We are surrounded
An small army troop were in a battle field and they were surrounded by the oppositions. Soldier: Sir, we are surrounded! Major: Excellent! Now we can attack in any direction now!
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