• Chand se aapka jikar karte hai

    Hum raat ki tanhai mein, Aapki aawaz sunte hai, Chand se aapka jikar karte hai, Mat aao hamare khawabo mein, Hum bhoot-preeto se bahut darte hai.

  • Daily Prayer

    Daily Prayer: Oh GOD, give us strength & capacity to pay Income Tax, VAT, CST, Service Tax, Excise Duty, Octroi, TDS, ESI, FBT, Prop.Tax, Stamp Duty, CGT, Water Tax, Prof. Tax, Road Tax, Edu Cess, Congestion Levy & many more. Besides don’t forget Gunda Hafta, Bribes, Donations, Chanda, Beggers etc……

  • Confidence and overconfidence

    There’s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence.

  • Kyun shaadi karta hai

    Aadmi shaadi kyun karta hai? Takee woh marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye toh achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare…

  • Daru is like wife

    What is the difference between dava (medicine) & daru? Ans: dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date. Daru is like wife, jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi…

  • Win a free trip

    I LOVE YOU Send this msg to 10 girls n win a free trip to Ur nearest police station in luxury jeep Rahena Khana and body masaaz free. U will surely like it.

  • Drive main karungi

    Wife: Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi. Huband: Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car me, ayenge akhbaar me…

  • Mera paisa nikal

    Thief with knife: Tera paisa nikal! Man: Do you know who I am? I am a corporator. Thief: Acchha? To phir MERA paisa nikal!

  • Rough copy before final copy

    Why were males created before females? Coz you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

  • Who is the Ravan

    Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman… You have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman… Now who is Ravan?

  • Bhikari and kanjoos

    Bikhari: 50 paise de de re baba maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai… Kanjoos: 50 paise nahi, 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.

  • Khilone chhupa do

    Boy: Mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai… ghar ke sab khilone chhupa do Mom: Tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: Nahin, woh apne khilone pehchan lega.

  • Customer and Waiter

    Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup. Waiter: That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much.

  • Facts…

    Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue… – – – – – – – – Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it…

  • Then make a place

    Hi, Doing nothing? Then make a place, 4 Me in ur heart!! I may come there any time! Ur’s faithfully, “Heart Attack”

  • When things go wrong

    When things go wrong, When sadness fills your heart, When tears flow in your eyes, Always remember 3 things: 1) I am with you 2) You have money 3) Bar is open, Lets go.

  • I Miss you a Lot Dear

    I Miss you a Lot Dear…. SENDER: Aishwarya Rai +919542496632 Message centre: +919540099996 ” Don’t get excited. She sent It to me.”

  • If U need ADVICE

    If U need ADVICE, MSG ME. If U need a FRIEND, CALL ME. If U need HELP, E-MAIL ME. If U need MONEY, The number U dialed is not in service, Plz don’t try again.

  • A law permit

    Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!

  • Bachelor’s schedule…

    Monday ko dosti, Tuesday ko pyar, Wednesday ko shaadi, Thursday ko barbadi, Friday ko fighting, Saturday ko talaq, Sunday ko rest, Monday ko phir se talash.

  • Don’t take any chances

    Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

  • Aare o sambha!

    Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar? Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.

  • Way of Transferring

    – There is a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. – It’s called marriage.

  • Grilfriend made me a begger

    Beggar: Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee. Man: Coffee? Its rs. 3 only. Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend! Man: Wow! you too made a girlfriend? Beggar: No sir, girlfriend made me a begger.

  • Today is our anniversary

    – Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? – Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

  • In the exam hall

    Examiner : Why you wrote the formula in your hand. Student : Because my teacher told, “Formulas must be in finger tips”.

  • Where do you want to go on our anniversary?

    I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go on our anniversary?” She said, “Somewhere I have never been!” I told her, “How about the kitchen?”

  • Where do you want to go on our anniversary?

    I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go on our anniversary?” She said, “Somewhere I have never been!” I told her, “How about the kitchen?”

  • All about marriage

    Ek American nai ek Swami se bola, Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai. Is par Swami bola kamal hai, Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.

  • Weight kitna hai

    Dr: Apka weight kitna hai? Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs. Dr: Aur bina chashme ke? Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi.