Real But funny
School: A place where papa pays & son plays. Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all ur Life so that you can die rich. Nurse: A person wakes up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: A contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree & girl gets…
Kitne aadami thay
Gabbar Singh: Are O Kaaliya Kitne aadami thay re? Kaaliya: Kya Pata Sardar? main toh aurtein gin raha tha…
English translation
Teacher: Give english translation of, “Bazar mein goliyan chal rahi hai”. Santa replies: The tablets are walking in the market.
Ullu toh raat ko bolta hai
Munna bhai : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya? Girl : Ullu toh raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Sadak ke eis par aur wus par…
Woh sadak ke is paar thi, hum sadak kee us par the Kuch hum aage badhe, kuch woh aage badhi Hum kuch aur aage badhe, woh bhi kuch aur aage badhi Ab hum sadak ke wus par the, aur woh sadak ke is par thi.
Khandala mera gaon hai
Ped ke niche chav hai Khandala mera gaon hai Wade main jasie pav ha Nadi main terti naav hai Anarkali naam ki apun ki ek dav hai
Do you know the full form of WIFE?
The real meaning of WIFE: W = Wonderful I = Item F = For E = Entertainment
The real meaning of GIRL…
The full form of GIRL: G = Ghost I = In R = Real L = Life
Mother vs mother-in-law
Once GOD thought he will not look after everyone so he creates “Mother”. When devil saw that God creates “Mother” he became crazy and creates Mother-In-Law!!
Tumhari bhabhai khadi hai
Hindi teacher santa se: Woh ek sundar ladki khadi hai, Isko doosre shabdo mein bayan karo. Santa: Woh dekho yaaro tumhari bhabhi khadi hai…
You are a flower
I am a dog and u r a flower, I am a dog and u r a flower, So let me lift my leg and give you a shower!
Height of Jhatka…
A Boy after having gr8 time with GF He saw a Guy’s Photo in Her Bag & asked Is He your Ex-BF? GF Kissd Him & said No it’s Me befiew surgery
Aplication by santa
Aplication by santa: Dear sir, Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family To look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day. Thank you.
Biwi ka antim sanskar
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi. Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.
Perfect wife
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
Airlines slogan
Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment… Warm b’coz AC doesn’t work & Motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
Susu kar ke soja…
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Mango man
Teacher To Santa: Translate this sentence in english, “mein aam aadmi nahi hoon”. Santa: I am not a mango man.
Girls are incomplete without boys
Woman has man in it, Mrs has mr in it, Female has male in it, Madam has Adam in it, So girls r always incomplete without boys.
Shame
Judge: 3rd time you are coming to court, You don’t have shame? Santa: you are coming daily, You don’t have shame?
Aap ke ghar zaroor aayenge
Aap ke ghar hum zaroor aayenge, Har pal aayenge, Har waqt aayenge, Din bhar aayenge, Aur – – – – Aur – – – – Aur – – – – Aur – – – – Bell bajakar bhag jayengey…
Do glass ki kahani
Santa soote waqt Do glass rakhte hai, Ek mein paani sur ek Khaali why? Socho? Kyunki pyas lag bhi sakti Hai aur nahi bhi.
Sent message
Sundar Baught A New Mobile. Sundar: Oyee yeh sent message kya hota hai Mohan: Jis message mein khushboo ho usse sent message kehte hai.
Penny in a minute
A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to god. “God”, he said, “how long is a million years?” God answered, “in my frame of reference, it’s about a minute.” The man asked,…
Biral cement
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla Cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is cement mein jaan hai.
Jackie chen ki saas
JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai? – – – – – – – “VICKS” Kyunki – – – – – – VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas.
Difficult to understand god
Its difficult 2 understand god, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives!
Figure like coke bottle
Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 ltr.
American life style
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
If Dhoni Weds Sania
If Dhoni Weds Sania. What Would Their First Child Be Named – – – – Think.. – – – – Think.. – – – – Dhania.
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