Hell and heaven
Heaven is when u have: A german car, American salary, Chineese food & Indian wife! Hell is when: Car is chineese, Food is german, Wife is american & Salary is indian!
Tell me more about rohit
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a big car like rohit. But i really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Juice = Soap
Prove that: Juice = Soap Take Newton’s 2nd Law F = Ma Multi ‘a’ With Both Sides Fa = Maa ‘Fa’ Is a Soap & ‘Maa’ Is a Juice! Hence proved!!
Commerce ka student
Din mein chain nahi, Raat ko neend nahi, Ji na lage kahi. Khuda, kya yehi pyaar hai? Khuda bole: Nahi beta, Commerce ke students ka Yehi haal hai…
Mobile and girlfriend
Sir To Santa:What Is The Similarity Between Girl Friend And Mobile? Student:Sir Both Are Disconnected When There Is ‘NO CURRENCY’.
Bhabhi namaste…
Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe, Yun hanste hanste, Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar, Keh denge bhabhi namaste…
Have a masala dream
Take One Glass Full Of Sugar And Put It Into Yours Eyes and You Will Have Sweet Dreams If You Want Masala Dreams Try Chilly Powder.
Woh toh baap ko le aayi
Ram ne dhanush toda toh Sita daudi chali aayi, Krishna ne Bansuri bajai to Radha bhag ke aayi, Aur humne sirf siti kya bajai, woh toh baap ko le aayi.
Difference
Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
Change dialy
Beauty is not how you look, It is not how handsome u r, It is not ur figure too… Beauty is the inner self, So change ur underwear daily.
New underwear
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
Pyaar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai
Yeh pyaar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai. Maa se ho to – MAMTA. Baap se ho to – KARTAVYA. Bhai se ho to – DHARM. Behn se ho to – FARZ. Aur Biwi se ho to . . Sonu Monu Chhotu Pappu…
Begum wife
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai? Kyun ki shaadi ke baad saare gum toh husband ke hisse mein aate hain aur wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
I am responsible
Free stay ? Free lunch ? Free dinner ? Free security ? Full rest ? To avil this pakage just dial 100 and say: “Hi i am responsible 4 mumbai blast.”
Meri kyo dho raha hai
Sonu n monu doing potty in jungle… Suddenly lion comes ! Monu – Abe tu dar raha hai? Sonu – Nahi main nahi darta.. Monu – Toh saale apni dho meri kyo dho raha hai..?
Tapka denge saale ko
Bhool kar bhi kisiko na rulana, Zindagi mein sabko hasana, Dusman ko bhi gale lagana, Phir bhi koi gam de toh hume batana, Tapka denge saale ko.
Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon
Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon, Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon. Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon, Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon.
Paani mein kuch gadbad hai
Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai, Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai, Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai, Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
Yeh haath mujhe de de
When I go wrong, I need ur hand 2 correct, When emotions bust out, I need ur hand 2 catch, wen I win, I need ur hand 2 pat. In short: Yeh Haath Mujhe De De Thakur
How Can I?
Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don’t you do that? Husband: How can I? I don’t even know her.
Mujhe kitna pyaar karte ho
Girl: I love u. Boy: Me too. Girl: Kitna karte ho. Boy: Jitna tum mujhe karti ho. Girl: Kamine, main sochti thi ki tum sachha pyaar karte ho!
Dilne kaha dildar nikle
Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri Dilne kaha dildar nikle Par hai re meri footi kismat Nahaya hua sardar nikla.
Devdas at beer bar
Aaj didar, Kal yaar, Parso Pyaar, Phir ekrar, Phir intezar, Phir takrar, Phir darar, Sari mehnat bekar, or Aakhir mein ek or Devdas at beer bar.
Jab mai engineer tha
Plumber:- Sir pipe naya laga dia hai aur bill Rs.700/- ho gaya. Engineer:- Are itna tu main engineer ho ke bhi nahin kamata Plumber:- Main bhi nahi kamata tha jab engineer tha!!
Pledge of boys
Pledge Of Boys: India is my nation, girls r my destination, dating is my occupation, flirting is my profession, what the hell is this education?
I will not throw paper airplanes in class…
A boy caught in class throwing paper aero planes… teacher gave him punishment to write 5000 times “I will not throw paper aeroplanes in class.” and submit it tomorrow. Next day, he submitted the paper written #include #include void main( ) { clrscr( ); int cnt; for( cnt=1;cnt
Dar lagta hai
Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai Husband:- Don’t worry jaldi aajaunga. Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai
Wrestling with a pig in mud
Arguing with ur wife is like wrestling with a pig in mud, After sometime u realise that u r getting dirty & pig is enjoying it.
He came at night
He came at night, Explored my body, Got on top of me, Touched me, He bit, sucked swallowed & When he was satisfied He left, i was hurt, Bloody mosquito!
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