Girls are incomplete without boys
Woman has man in it, Mrs has mr in it, Female has male in it, Madam has Adam in it, So girls r always incomplete without boys.
Shame
Judge: 3rd time you are coming to court, You don’t have shame? Santa: you are coming daily, You don’t have shame?
Aap ke ghar zaroor aayenge
Aap ke ghar hum zaroor aayenge, Har pal aayenge, Har waqt aayenge, Din bhar aayenge, Aur – – – – Aur – – – – Aur – – – – Aur – – – – Bell bajakar bhag jayengey…
Do glass ki kahani
Santa soote waqt Do glass rakhte hai, Ek mein paani sur ek Khaali why? Socho? Kyunki pyas lag bhi sakti Hai aur nahi bhi.
Sent message
Sundar Baught A New Mobile. Sundar: Oyee yeh sent message kya hota hai Mohan: Jis message mein khushboo ho usse sent message kehte hai.
Penny in a minute
A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to god. “God”, he said, “how long is a million years?” God answered, “in my frame of reference, it’s about a minute.” The man asked,…
Biral cement
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla Cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is cement mein jaan hai.
Jackie chen ki saas
JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai? – – – – – – – “VICKS” Kyunki – – – – – – VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas.
Difficult to understand god
Its difficult 2 understand god, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives!
Figure like coke bottle
Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 ltr.
American life style
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
If Dhoni Weds Sania
If Dhoni Weds Sania. What Would Their First Child Be Named – – – – Think.. – – – – Think.. – – – – Dhania.
Hell and heaven
Heaven is when u have: A german car, American salary, Chineese food & Indian wife! Hell is when: Car is chineese, Food is german, Wife is american & Salary is indian!
Tell me more about rohit
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a big car like rohit. But i really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Juice = Soap
Prove that: Juice = Soap Take Newton’s 2nd Law F = Ma Multi ‘a’ With Both Sides Fa = Maa ‘Fa’ Is a Soap & ‘Maa’ Is a Juice! Hence proved!!
Commerce ka student
Din mein chain nahi, Raat ko neend nahi, Ji na lage kahi. Khuda, kya yehi pyaar hai? Khuda bole: Nahi beta, Commerce ke students ka Yehi haal hai…
Mobile and girlfriend
Sir To Santa:What Is The Similarity Between Girl Friend And Mobile? Student:Sir Both Are Disconnected When There Is ‘NO CURRENCY’.
Bhabhi namaste…
Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe, Yun hanste hanste, Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar, Keh denge bhabhi namaste…
Have a masala dream
Take One Glass Full Of Sugar And Put It Into Yours Eyes and You Will Have Sweet Dreams If You Want Masala Dreams Try Chilly Powder.
Woh toh baap ko le aayi
Ram ne dhanush toda toh Sita daudi chali aayi, Krishna ne Bansuri bajai to Radha bhag ke aayi, Aur humne sirf siti kya bajai, woh toh baap ko le aayi.
Difference
Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
Change dialy
Beauty is not how you look, It is not how handsome u r, It is not ur figure too… Beauty is the inner self, So change ur underwear daily.
New underwear
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
Pyaar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai
Yeh pyaar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai. Maa se ho to – MAMTA. Baap se ho to – KARTAVYA. Bhai se ho to – DHARM. Behn se ho to – FARZ. Aur Biwi se ho to . . Sonu Monu Chhotu Pappu…
Begum wife
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai? Kyun ki shaadi ke baad saare gum toh husband ke hisse mein aate hain aur wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
I am responsible
Free stay ? Free lunch ? Free dinner ? Free security ? Full rest ? To avil this pakage just dial 100 and say: “Hi i am responsible 4 mumbai blast.”
Meri kyo dho raha hai
Sonu n monu doing potty in jungle… Suddenly lion comes ! Monu – Abe tu dar raha hai? Sonu – Nahi main nahi darta.. Monu – Toh saale apni dho meri kyo dho raha hai..?
Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon
Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon, Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon. Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon, Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon.
Tapka denge saale ko
Bhool kar bhi kisiko na rulana, Zindagi mein sabko hasana, Dusman ko bhi gale lagana, Phir bhi koi gam de toh hume batana, Tapka denge saale ko.
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