Mother vs mother-in-law
Once GOD thought he will not look after everyone so he creates “Mother”. When devil saw that God creates “Mother” he became crazy and creates Mother-In-Law!!
Tumhari bhabhai khadi hai
Hindi teacher santa se: Woh ek sundar ladki khadi hai, Isko doosre shabdo mein bayan karo. Santa: Woh dekho yaaro tumhari bhabhi khadi hai…
You are a flower
I am a dog and u r a flower, I am a dog and u r a flower, So let me lift my leg and give you a shower!
Height of Jhatka…
A Boy after having gr8 time with GF He saw a Guy’s Photo in Her Bag & asked Is He your Ex-BF? GF Kissd Him & said No it’s Me befiew surgery
Aplication by santa
Aplication by santa: Dear sir, Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family To look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day. Thank you.
Biwi ka antim sanskar
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi. Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.
Perfect wife
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
Airlines slogan
Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment… Warm b’coz AC doesn’t work & Motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
Susu kar ke soja…
Do you want Nokia N90 at Rs. 199/- only with FREE SIM card & 1000 SMS and 750 T.T. Free? – – – – – Then – – – – – You have to.. – – – – – Just log on to www.SusuKarKeSoja@SapnoMeMilega.com
Mango man
Teacher To Santa: Translate this sentence in english, “mein aam aadmi nahi hoon”. Santa: I am not a mango man.
Girls are incomplete without boys
Woman has man in it, Mrs has mr in it, Female has male in it, Madam has Adam in it, So girls r always incomplete without boys.
Shame
Judge: 3rd time you are coming to court, You don’t have shame? Santa: you are coming daily, You don’t have shame?
Aap ke ghar zaroor aayenge
Aap ke ghar hum zaroor aayenge, Har pal aayenge, Har waqt aayenge, Din bhar aayenge, Aur – – – – Aur – – – – Aur – – – – Aur – – – – Bell bajakar bhag jayengey…
Do glass ki kahani
Santa soote waqt Do glass rakhte hai, Ek mein paani sur ek Khaali why? Socho? Kyunki pyas lag bhi sakti Hai aur nahi bhi.
Sent message
Sundar Baught A New Mobile. Sundar: Oyee yeh sent message kya hota hai Mohan: Jis message mein khushboo ho usse sent message kehte hai.
Penny in a minute
A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to god. “God”, he said, “how long is a million years?” God answered, “in my frame of reference, it’s about a minute.” The man asked,…
Biral cement
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla Cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is cement mein jaan hai.
Jackie chen ki saas
JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai? – – – – – – – “VICKS” Kyunki – – – – – – VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas.
Difficult to understand god
Its difficult 2 understand god, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives!
Figure like coke bottle
Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 ltr.
American life style
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
If Dhoni Weds Sania
If Dhoni Weds Sania. What Would Their First Child Be Named – – – – Think.. – – – – Think.. – – – – Dhania.
Hell and heaven
Heaven is when u have: A german car, American salary, Chineese food & Indian wife! Hell is when: Car is chineese, Food is german, Wife is american & Salary is indian!
Tell me more about rohit
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a big car like rohit. But i really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Juice = Soap
Prove that: Juice = Soap Take Newton’s 2nd Law F = Ma Multi ‘a’ With Both Sides Fa = Maa ‘Fa’ Is a Soap & ‘Maa’ Is a Juice! Hence proved!!
Commerce ka student
Din mein chain nahi, Raat ko neend nahi, Ji na lage kahi. Khuda, kya yehi pyaar hai? Khuda bole: Nahi beta, Commerce ke students ka Yehi haal hai…
Mobile and girlfriend
Sir To Santa:What Is The Similarity Between Girl Friend And Mobile? Student:Sir Both Are Disconnected When There Is ‘NO CURRENCY’.
Bhabhi namaste…
Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe, Yun hanste hanste, Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar, Keh denge bhabhi namaste…
Have a masala dream
Take One Glass Full Of Sugar And Put It Into Yours Eyes and You Will Have Sweet Dreams If You Want Masala Dreams Try Chilly Powder.
Woh toh baap ko le aayi
Ram ne dhanush toda toh Sita daudi chali aayi, Krishna ne Bansuri bajai to Radha bhag ke aayi, Aur humne sirf siti kya bajai, woh toh baap ko le aayi.
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