To be honest….
A man saw 3 parrots for sale. He was shocked by abnormally high prices. The owner says, “the first parrot can run ms office. Price 10 thousand.” “Other parrot for 15 thousnd, A programmer.” The last parrot carried a tag of Rs.50 thousand. What does he do? Owner replies: to…
Bibi par essay
Bibi ghar ki rasoi mein payi jane wali ek faltu musibat hai Iska paustik aahar pati ka bheja khana hai aur Yeh pani kam khoon jyada peete hai.
Teri aawaz
Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai, Toh hum ghise pite C.D. zabardasti chala lete hai.
I close my eyes
Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated. Girl: So what do you do? Boy: I close my eyes.
Apni saas lagti hai
Jab jab hume pyaas lagati hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai, Unki diwangi mein hum ho gaye itne diwane ki, Har ladaki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
Saach aur Veham
Teacher : Saach aur Veham main kiya farak hai? Boy : Aap hum ko padha rahi hain ye SAACH hai. Aur hum padh rahe hain ye aap ka VEHAM hai.
“DRIVE SLOW”
– There is always a “DRIVE SLOW” board near boy’s schools, but not near girl’s college.Why? – COZ vehicles automatically go slow.
Hamar rom-rom khil jawat hai
Tohar sms jab awat hai, Hamar rom-rom khil jawat hai. Badan ma gudgudi howat hai. Eema tohar sms ka kouno kasur naahi, Woh to hamar phoneva ka vibrator on hojawat hai.
True bravery
True bravery is to arrive home Fully drunk… A late night out… And mom waiting with a jhadu(broom) And u ask: “Hey mom, abhi tak safai kar rahi ho.”
Mobile hai?
Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: Mobile hai? Nurse: Kya karo gay? Bacha: GOD ko miss call deni hay kye khariat say pohanch gaya.
Don’t think that U are in Love…
When words are not enough to express Ur Feelings Don’t think that U are in Love. It means that U need to improve Ur VOCABULARY..!!
Physics would have been much easier..
Physics would have been much easier.. if… if.. If.. “Tree” had fallen on Newton’s head instead of Apple..
The new scooty
Manager: When do u buy this scooty. Staff: Yesterday when I was standing in the bus station at night a girl came in scooty, stopped in front of me and said sit and took me in the dark place where she took of her clothes and said take whatever u…
Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari
Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari, Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari, Ye sms milte hi sms karo, Kyonki hume pasand nahi sms ki udhari!!!!!!
Kiss me…
Once a boy & a girl were playing ludo. Boy: If dice shows 1,2 & 3 I will kiss u. Girl: And if 4,5 & 6, Boy: Then u kiss me.
Sardar and doctor
Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
Saari umar watchman
Evolution of man: Without shaadi Spiderman Shaadi ke din superman Shaadi ke baad Gentleman Aur B.V khobsurat ho toh saari umar watchman.
Girlfriends r like chocolates
Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime. Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently. Wives r like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice.
Don’t Break anyone’s heart…
Don’t Break anyone’s heart They hve only one of it… Break their bones… They hve 206 of them…
Everyone wonders why
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
They would be married man too
Bachelors know more about women than married men, If they didn’t, they would be married too.
Wife will give u free
A Psychiatrist is a person who will give you Expensive answers that your Wife will give you for free.
Man should get married some time
Every man Should get married some time After all, happiness is not the Only thing in life!
There is a nice saying…
~”There is a nice saying”~ “If you want to be Great” Then “You must walk with Great people” “Seriously! I’ve no objection, If U need to walk with Me”;-)
The reality of life…
The reality of life: U love someone & u marry someone else The one u marry becomes ur life partner and the 1 u love bcomes the password of your email ID;-):-D
Love marriage and arranged marriage
Its funny when people discuss over Love marriage and arranged marriage It is like asking a person if he would Like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.
Always speak the truth…
Always speak the truth . . . . . . . . . . . . . & run immediately after speaking it!! 🙂
Tortured students become… Engineers
Heated gold becomes ornament, Beated copper becomes wire, Depleted stone becomes statue, Tortured students become… Engineers!
Yeh toh behri hai
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya, Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai.
I love work….
I love work…. but unfortunately, if i do work it gets finished…:-o How can i finish sumthing that i love?? So i dont work;) Enjoy laziness with “attitude”
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