What is da height of ‘Mixed Emotions…
What is da height of ‘Mixed Emotions’? Ur mother-in-law falls 4rm da 7th floor on ur brand new Mercedes n u dnt knw whether 2 laugh or cry.. 😉
Oh zalim-e-kanjus
Na hoga koi kanjus tum sa zamane mein, ek umar guzar gayi tumko samjhane mein kabhi ek sms hi kar de oh zalim-e-kanjus, kyu laga rehta hai ek rupee bachane mein
Lets play ludo
Boy and girl both are playing ludo!! Boy:- Lets play a game. Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aaya toh I will kiss you. Girl:- Agar 6 aaya toh? Boy:- Kabhi ludo nahi kheli kya, Agar 6 aaya toh dobara meri bari.
In an interview
A student In a interview: How does an electric motor run? Student:dhuurrrr Interviewer shouts: stop it. Student: dhurr dhp dp dup dup.
If I was an artist,
If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I’m only a cartoonist! 😉
Khirki nahi khul rahi..
Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai. Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do? Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.
What r made in hell
If marriages r made in heaven, then what r made in hell? Ans : The days after marriage.
Three ring circus
Marriage is a three ring circus, It is the engagement ring, Wedding ring and suffering.
Dimag ka test
Agar apne dimag ka test karna ho toh cow ke samne jao Agar woh door jaye toh samajh lena ke dimag mein “kuch tha nahi”. Aur agar pass aaye toh samajh lena ke “Bhusa” hai.
An Arabic baby-sitter
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait? – He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.
The famous octopus ‘Paul’…
The famous octopus ‘Paul’ that gained attention during the football world cup for its ever correct predictions is dead. It was found floating on water after some precarious incident that took place in Berlin. The local police says that a Pakistani entered the museum and asked the octopus k .…
The fiction department
Prospective husband : Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Piece of PHILOSOPHY…
‘Piece of PHILOSOPHY’: Small Things Hurt a Lot Example: You can sit on a Mountain but not on a Pin:-) Hahahaha..
Marry a second woman
Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!
A grade 5 teacher asked her students…
A grade 5 teacher asked her students to make rhymes with their names Dan: My name is Dan When I grow up to be a man I want to go to India and Japan If I can, If I can, If I can Sally: My name is Sally When I…
Such a love story
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going through hell.
Darling today is our anniversary
Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Way for a long life
Man : Is there any way for long life ? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
I’m a genius!!
Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever discovered you. I’m a genius!
Advice
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice : 99% Sound and 1% Advice….
Suraj ki kasam
You are the sweetest person in this world…. Yakin nahin ata!.. Suraj ki kasam..!! Aaila!! Andhera kaise hogaya…?
Plz hurry up
Shaytan association invites all the members For the annual meeting to discuss their vacation Of the month of ramadan so ur attendence As a senior member is required…..Plz hurry up…!
A buffalo production
What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake? A: Milk Shake
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri Dilne kaha dildar nikla Par hai re meri footi kismat Nahaya hua sardar nikla.
A sexy female elephant passes by…
A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by… What does the loofer elephant say? Wow… 3600-2400-3600
A three legged dog
A 3-legged dog walks into a club in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki
Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki Tera chehra khila khila Jab tere chehre par haath ghumaya Toh aadha kilo fair & lovely mila.
Hamari tumhari dosti dunya ke liye ek misal hai
Hamari tumhari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal hai, Tumhe pane ke liye bichaya jaal hai, Par kya kare ye college ka hamara aakhri saal hai.
Aisa khat likho sajna
Girl : Aisa khat likho sajna, meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey Boy : (i=0i>xE’l1i+;e_y#a#>#”e!%; =*?#@?w@’e*,e(p+>i*
Are you sure you love me?
Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U.
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