What r made in hell
If marriages r made in heaven, then what r made in hell? Ans : The days after marriage.
Three ring circus
Marriage is a three ring circus, It is the engagement ring, Wedding ring and suffering.
Dimag ka test
Agar apne dimag ka test karna ho toh cow ke samne jao Agar woh door jaye toh samajh lena ke dimag mein “kuch tha nahi”. Aur agar pass aaye toh samajh lena ke “Bhusa” hai.
An Arabic baby-sitter
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait? – He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.
The famous octopus ‘Paul’…
The famous octopus ‘Paul’ that gained attention during the football world cup for its ever correct predictions is dead. It was found floating on water after some precarious incident that took place in Berlin. The local police says that a Pakistani entered the museum and asked the octopus k .…
The fiction department
Prospective husband : Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Piece of PHILOSOPHY…
‘Piece of PHILOSOPHY’: Small Things Hurt a Lot Example: You can sit on a Mountain but not on a Pin:-) Hahahaha..
Marry a second woman
Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!
A grade 5 teacher asked her students…
A grade 5 teacher asked her students to make rhymes with their names Dan: My name is Dan When I grow up to be a man I want to go to India and Japan If I can, If I can, If I can Sally: My name is Sally When I…
Such a love story
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going through hell.
Darling today is our anniversary
Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Way for a long life
Man : Is there any way for long life ? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
I’m a genius!!
Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever discovered you. I’m a genius!
Advice
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice : 99% Sound and 1% Advice….
Suraj ki kasam
You are the sweetest person in this world…. Yakin nahin ata!.. Suraj ki kasam..!! Aaila!! Andhera kaise hogaya…?
Plz hurry up
Shaytan association invites all the members For the annual meeting to discuss their vacation Of the month of ramadan so ur attendence As a senior member is required…..Plz hurry up…!
A buffalo production
What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake? A: Milk Shake
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri Dilne kaha dildar nikla Par hai re meri footi kismat Nahaya hua sardar nikla.
A sexy female elephant passes by…
A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by… What does the loofer elephant say? Wow… 3600-2400-3600
A three legged dog
A 3-legged dog walks into a club in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki
Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki Tera chehra khila khila Jab tere chehre par haath ghumaya Toh aadha kilo fair & lovely mila.
Hamari tumhari dosti dunya ke liye ek misal hai
Hamari tumhari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal hai, Tumhe pane ke liye bichaya jaal hai, Par kya kare ye college ka hamara aakhri saal hai.
Aisa khat likho sajna
Girl : Aisa khat likho sajna, meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey Boy : (i=0i>xE’l1i+;e_y#a#>#”e!%; =*?#@?w@’e*,e(p+>i*
Are you sure you love me?
Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U.
Young girl praying
Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man. God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.
Thanks for the warning!
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever. The guy says, thanks for the warning!
What virtue would it be?
Teacher : Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student : Brotherly love.
Tell me how this happened?
1 man asked to other, “a man died while drinking a milk, tell me how this happened?” Other man replied, “it would be poisonous milk.” The man said, “No”. Ok, I tell U, “abay yaar bhains uss per baith gai thi”.
Why are U so lazy?
Wife : Why are U so lazy? Husband : Cuz I cannot sleep properly in tonight. Wife : Why??? Husband : I was with you in my dream!
Want true love?
True Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy. Want True Love? Spend Rs50 buy a Pillow.
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