Hotel mein gaye
Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife : Koun thi wo? Husband : Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi yehi puchegi.
The world can not end in 2012…
‘THOUGHT OV DA DAY’ The world can not end in 2012, . . . . . because my can of Pepsi expires in 2014 😀
Make a best selling
Teacher : What should be there in a book to make it best selling? Student : A girl on the cover but no cover on the girl.
No one rested
God made man and then rested, god made women and then no one rested.
Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu
Ravan decides to apologize to Ram. Ram opens the door. Ravan blankly stares at Ram & can you guess what he is thinking? Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu.
Bloody marriage has 77777 problems
7 glances = 1 Smile 7 smiles = 1 meeting 7 meetings = 1 kiss 7 kisses = 1 proposal 7 proposals = 1 marriage and that bloody marriage has 77777 problems
A man went to the Police Station
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer. “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking…
Technology has its limitations…
Technology has its limitations. Google may be the most powerful search engine but it cant search my chappal I lost in masjid on friday! DASO Ki fayda GOOGLE da?
Sardar’s call
A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says, “Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”. The other sardar replies, “Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”
Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai?
Doctor ne admi se pucha … Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai? Admi ne kaha.. Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas sal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.
Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning
Jeeto : What are you doing? Santa : Washing myself, of course Preeto : Without soap and water? Santa : Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning.
KHOBSURAT LOG…
KHOBSURAT LOG Lazmi nahi k Achey hon, LEKIN… ACHEY LOG Hamesha Khobsoorat Hotay hain. Jaisy k Aap? Meri misaal lejiaye 😉
Can you write?
Son : Dad, can you write in the dark? Father : I think so. What do you want me to write? Son : Your name on this report card.
Beautiful Red Underware
Tutor 2 SANTA: What is ur father’s name? Santa: “Beautiful Red Underware” Tutor: R u joking? Santa: No sir my father’s name is, “Sundar Lal Chadha”
A true FRIEND…
A true friend irritates wen u say I M SAD, Laughs Wen u say I M SORRY, Smiles Wen u say I MISS U, n kicks Wen u say I M BUSY:-)
The fone bill was unexpectdly high…
Man called family meeting one saturday to discuss. Dad said-this is unacceptable i dont use this fone, i only use my work fone.. Mum said-Me too, I hardly ever use this fone.. Son said-I use my office mobile, I never use the home fone.. All of them are shocked and…
My heart problem has reached a critical stage
My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There r only 2 options left… ICU Or U C Me.
Ab Karachi se sirf 20 km door…
Ab Karachi se sirf 20 km door… . . . . . . . . . . . . Saima Rediency 4 or 5 kamroon k luxury Apartment. Stand by Generator or Kushada Car parking….P
Do U know why?
# Do U know why a sardarni kept the door open while taking a bath? – Because she was scared that someone might see through the “KEY HOLE”.
Whats Worse….
Whats worse than findind A worm in your APPLE? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Finding half a worm!!!:-P
Sardar’s exam and fighting
2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
I can’t live without U
I always think about U. I can’t live without U. I really need U. I’m totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I’m crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai…
Ye Zindagi….
Ye Zindagi hai Ek Kamal Bina Paise K Nahi koi haal Tum Bhi Kangaal Humb bHi Kangaal To Phir Aao Kheltay Hain Misscall Misscall…!!!
8 khaye nahi jayenge
Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
Two cops in a car patrol
Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won’t work, one of them to scream “Wouuuu-Wouuuuu” and the other – “Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..”
Difference between horror and beauty…
A beautiful night is wen u hug ur teddy bear and sleep… But horror is wen it hugs u bAck 🙂
Sardar’s honeymoon
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
Boyfriend, lovers and husbands
Boyfriends are like panipuri, Tastes good anytime. Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot & spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there is no choice…
Someone killed somebody
Once upon a time there was someone,somebody and mad. Someone n somebody started 2 fight then somebody died. Then mad has 2 call the police and give evidence. Mad pick up the phone and call 10111 then policeman answered the call. Mad: Hey police someon killed somebody. Policeman: Are u…
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