I have a serious problem
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what I just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem?
Why do girls close their eyes…
Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess… Guess… Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
Friendship Is A Sea…
Friendship Is A Sea ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Go Deep In It Go Deep More Deep Chal Bus kr Hunn Dubb K Mrna Ee!…;-)
Ab tu bijli bhi medicine ki tarha ho gai hai Faraz…
Ab tu bijli bhi medicine ki tarha ho gai hai Faraz… ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ Aik Ghanta Subha… Aik Ghanta Dupehar… Aik Ghanta Sham….!!!
Teacher asks a Computer Student
Teacher asks a Computer Student: What are the 3 latest versions of java? Kid answers: MarJava, MitJava, LutJava ishq mein tere dil, kya jaan bhi naam tere kar Java o Java Java.
Both doesn’t exists
Q: Do u know the similarity between DINOSAURS and DECENT GIRLS? A: Both doesn’t exists.
Every man wants a wife
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook… But the law allows only one wife.
I wrote your name…
I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.
PLZ-TRY-LETTER
Girl Pathan se: Jab ap k pas mubil hy aur mary pas b hy to ap ne LETTER q bheja? Pathan.. O ham ne tum ko call kya tha us me larki boli PLZ-Try-Letter
Twinkle Twinkle little star
Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
Boy and Girl
Boy : Bus, Train and ladki ek jaise hote hai. ek jatihai to dusri aa jati hai. Girl : Auto, Taxi aur ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao to 4 chale aate hai.
What is more useful after it is broken?
What is more useful after it is broken? . . . ?? . . . An Egg 😉 Which is most shocking city? . . . ?? . . . Electri-City 🙂 How many great men were born in pakistan? . . . ?? . . . None, Only Babies…
Raja and Rani using Pigeon
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He was angrier and called to rani. She told stupid, “That was a missed call”.
The Value of Life…
A Strange Reality: The ValuEof liFe iNcReasEs Only aFter iT iS lOst . . . Wnt proof? Alive chicken Rs 100/- Chicken Tandori Rs 400/- 😛
World’s smallest resignation letter…
World’s smallest resignation letter… Respected sir, I luv ur wife.
No I can’t…
– “Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar?” the suspicious wife sneered. – “No, I can’t” the husband replied. I hardly remember taking my shirt off.
Premi and Premika
Premi : Bewafa tune mera dil jalakar rakh kar diya. Premika : Ae mere kurban ashiq teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi, rakh ghar bhej de bartan majne ke kam aayegi.
An old rich man marries
An old rich man marries a young girl!!! Neighbor asks the girl : Appne in mein shadi ke liye kia dheka? Girl : Ek to in ki income aur doosra in ke din kum.
You are equal to sixty james bond!!!
You are equal to sixty james bond!!! How??? 007 * 60 = 420
What’s STUDY?
What’s STUDY? Sitting,Talking, Unlimited Dreaming and Yawning…so STUDY. (don’t waste ur time) Oh god…! I have got soooo much to STUDY…..
Doctor, I have a problem
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’ Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’ Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’ Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’ Sardarji : ‘What problem?’
Feeling bored?
Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip, Take out your… Book from your bag and study.
Principle to Students:
Principle to Students: U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day. Student: Impossible Sir!!! College is only for 6 hours 🙂
Why do boys go to the temple?
Q: Why do boys go to temples? Ans: Bcoz temple is d only place wr u can find Pooja, Bhakti, Bhawana, Shradha, Aarti, Archna, Aaradhna, Laxmi, Jyoti…
Just be gently… put a finger inside…
Just be gently… put a finger inside… Yes… yes if one finger can’t make it, Just put three more fingers… That’s it! now just rub it up and down… Yes like that….oh! yeah! oh! yeah! … That’s the right way to wash a GLASS!!
Bye bye, do bacchon ke baap
A sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office : ‘Good bye char bacchon ki maa’ One day his wife fed up of this answered : ‘Bye bye, do bacchon ke baap’
Before and after marriage
Before the marriage: Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it. Girl: Do you love me ? Boy: Of course! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: NO! Why you even asking? Girl:…
I’m very kanjoos
Pandit 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Pandit 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
Pay the bill
I want u… To be with me in a nice restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & To say say those sweet three words to u…. “Pay the bill”
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