Bachelor’s Prayer
Radhey radhey,kudi fasadey Hare murari,miley kuvari Jai hanuman,pat ja meri jaan Wahe guru da khalsa,ek soni kudi di lalsa.
Tute huye dil se pyaar
Boy : Janeman! tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi. Girl : Harmkhor! tuti huyi chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.
Meri bhi yahi dua hai
Wife : Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon main rehti. Husband : Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane har din nayi nayi to milti.
Differences
– It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage. – It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Height of Kanjoosi
Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania’s house has caught fire & he is giving missed calls to the Fire brigade!
Husband and wife are like tyres
Husband and wife r like two tyres of a vehicle. If one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further. So intelligent men always carry a stepny with them.
Kya kar rahe ho?
Wife : Kya kar rahe ho? Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife : Kitni mari? Man : 3 male aur 2 female. Wife : Kaise malum? Man : Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
I was a fool
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you Know, i was a fool when i married you.” The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love And didn’t notice.”
Dont believe on Money…
Dont believe on money, Bcoz it gives bed but not sleep, It gives books but not mind, It gives luxries but not happiness, So Transfer it into my account.
The most outstanding object
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, And stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Having two girlfriends
A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time : Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
Hotel mein gaye
Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife : Koun thi wo? Husband : Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi yehi puchegi.
The world can not end in 2012…
‘THOUGHT OV DA DAY’ The world can not end in 2012, . . . . . because my can of Pepsi expires in 2014 😀
Make a best selling
Teacher : What should be there in a book to make it best selling? Student : A girl on the cover but no cover on the girl.
No one rested
God made man and then rested, god made women and then no one rested.
Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu
Ravan decides to apologize to Ram. Ram opens the door. Ravan blankly stares at Ram & can you guess what he is thinking? Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu.
Bloody marriage has 77777 problems
7 glances = 1 Smile 7 smiles = 1 meeting 7 meetings = 1 kiss 7 kisses = 1 proposal 7 proposals = 1 marriage and that bloody marriage has 77777 problems
A man went to the Police Station
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer. “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking…
Technology has its limitations…
Technology has its limitations. Google may be the most powerful search engine but it cant search my chappal I lost in masjid on friday! DASO Ki fayda GOOGLE da?
Sardar’s call
A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says, “Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”. The other sardar replies, “Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”
Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai?
Doctor ne admi se pucha … Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai? Admi ne kaha.. Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas sal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.
Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning
Jeeto : What are you doing? Santa : Washing myself, of course Preeto : Without soap and water? Santa : Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning.
KHOBSURAT LOG…
KHOBSURAT LOG Lazmi nahi k Achey hon, LEKIN… ACHEY LOG Hamesha Khobsoorat Hotay hain. Jaisy k Aap? Meri misaal lejiaye 😉
Can you write?
Son : Dad, can you write in the dark? Father : I think so. What do you want me to write? Son : Your name on this report card.
Beautiful Red Underware
Tutor 2 SANTA: What is ur father’s name? Santa: “Beautiful Red Underware” Tutor: R u joking? Santa: No sir my father’s name is, “Sundar Lal Chadha”
A true FRIEND…
A true friend irritates wen u say I M SAD, Laughs Wen u say I M SORRY, Smiles Wen u say I MISS U, n kicks Wen u say I M BUSY:-)
The fone bill was unexpectdly high…
Man called family meeting one saturday to discuss. Dad said-this is unacceptable i dont use this fone, i only use my work fone.. Mum said-Me too, I hardly ever use this fone.. Son said-I use my office mobile, I never use the home fone.. All of them are shocked and…
My heart problem has reached a critical stage
My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There r only 2 options left… ICU Or U C Me.
Ab Karachi se sirf 20 km door…
Ab Karachi se sirf 20 km door… . . . . . . . . . . . . Saima Rediency 4 or 5 kamroon k luxury Apartment. Stand by Generator or Kushada Car parking….P
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