God’s apology
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
– Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? – It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Why should I learn?
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
Mil giya Oye mil gaya
Mil giya Oye mil gaya, Oye oye mil giya, Oho mil giya, Ballay Ballay… Mil he giya, Aaj to mil he giya, Yeh sms phadne wala ek aur bewqoof mil gaya!!!
SINCERE PRAY TO GOD!!!
SINCERE PRAY TO GOD!!! OO! GOD I DO NOT ASKTHING FOR ME I want something 4 my mother JUST SEND MY MOTHER A RICH HANDSOM N GOOD LOOKING SON_IN_LAW! 🙂
Tute huye dil se pyaar
Boy : Janeman! Tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi. Girl : Haramkhor! Tuti huye chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.
Please contact zoo
What is wrong with your cell every time i call, a voice comes that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey, plz contact zoo for detail.
Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? Ok A white horse fell in the mud
Keeping idiot busy
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.
karan johar ka kamal
karan johar ka kamal : Kuch kuch hota hai : Luv ur friends K3g : Luv ur parents Kal ho na ho : Luv ur neighbours Kabhi alvida na kehna : Luv other’s wife.
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Sardar’s english language
A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my kidney.
Nashili aankho se
Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain, hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain, kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen, suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai.
A man had a dream in which someone murdered him.
A man had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why??????? Because the bank’s slogan was: We make your dreams come true
Lips are closed
A foolish man tells a woman 2 stop talking, But a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed!
Abbreviations for our degrees
Abbreviations for our degrees: B.A —- BEAUTIFUL ANGLE B.E —- BEAUTIFUL EYES B.Sc — BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURE B.L —- BEAUTIFUL LIPS M.B.A — MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE
Prepaid girlfriend
Do you know the meaning of these things: 1.Girlfriend 2.Lover 3.Wife 4.EX Girlfriend Very simple: 1:Prepaid 2:Postpaid 3:Lifetime 4:Missed Call
Why I miss u
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.
Highly Disappointing Situations
Highly Disappointing Situations – . . 1. Your Best Friend Weds Your Lover..!!:'( . … 2. A Close Friend Avoiding Without Reason..!! ;( . 3. 10 Mark Question Asked For 2mark..!! 🙁 . 4. Principal Sitting Near You On Tour..!! 🙁 . 5. Xtremly Good Looking Guy/Girl Crossing You Wen…
U just make my day
U r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish i could start my day with u in my bed. I jusT luv ur feel to my lips. U just make my day, i love u NESCAFE!
100% Pagal
You are 20% Pyara 20% Attractive 20% Good 20% Active 20% Lovable In short 100% pagal.
Oops which one to follow!
Laziness is the worst enemy of humans….. – Jawaharlal Nehru. – – – – – – – – – – Humans should learn to love even their worst enemies…!!! – Mahatma Gandhi Which one is best to follow?
Americans make a car &…
Americans make a car & to get some touch ups They send it to Japan.. Japan added a faster engine and sent it to UK… Who then added tinted windows and sent the car to China.. They added a better interior and sent it to Pakistan… Pakistani look at the…
Which are the 2 latest versions of java???
Which are the 2 latest versions of java. Think… think… think… Marjava & Mitjava 🙂
A thief entered into home of a Police Inspector in night.
A thief entered into home of a Police Inspector in night. Wife: Get up, there is a thief in our home. Police Inspector: Let me sleep, I am not on duty right now
Catch her by her waist
Catch her by her waist Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & – – – – – – – – – Have a Nice PEPSI drink!
Bruce Lee’s Favorite
Bruce Lee’s Favorite Vegetable=Mu-Lee Festival=Diwa-Lee Actres=Sona-Lee Music=Qawa-Lee Film=Coo-Lee Animal=Bil-Lee Brain=Urs Why? Kha-Lee 🙂
Kya zindagi hogi
Kya zindagi hogi Ek shayari woh kare ek shayari hum Salaame woh maarey Paise kamaye hum
Someday u may lose
Someday u may lose ur hair .. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind .. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks .. coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!
A Rose Rs7/-
A Rose Rs7/- A Card Rs.25/- A Lunch Rs.200/- Movie Rs.150/- But a Friend like “u” Is “priceless” Ziada uro mat Priceless bole to . . . . . “Muft” 🙂
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