KHOBSURAT LOG…
KHOBSURAT LOG Lazmi nahi k Achey hon, LEKIN… ACHEY LOG Hamesha Khobsoorat Hotay hain. Jaisy k Aap? Meri misaal lejiaye 😉
Can you write?
Son : Dad, can you write in the dark? Father : I think so. What do you want me to write? Son : Your name on this report card.
Beautiful Red Underware
Tutor 2 SANTA: What is ur father’s name? Santa: “Beautiful Red Underware” Tutor: R u joking? Santa: No sir my father’s name is, “Sundar Lal Chadha”
A true FRIEND…
A true friend irritates wen u say I M SAD, Laughs Wen u say I M SORRY, Smiles Wen u say I MISS U, n kicks Wen u say I M BUSY:-)
The fone bill was unexpectdly high…
Man called family meeting one saturday to discuss. Dad said-this is unacceptable i dont use this fone, i only use my work fone.. Mum said-Me too, I hardly ever use this fone.. Son said-I use my office mobile, I never use the home fone.. All of them are shocked and…
My heart problem has reached a critical stage
My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There r only 2 options left… ICU Or U C Me.
Ab Karachi se sirf 20 km door…
Ab Karachi se sirf 20 km door… . . . . . . . . . . . . Saima Rediency 4 or 5 kamroon k luxury Apartment. Stand by Generator or Kushada Car parking….P
Do U know why?
# Do U know why a sardarni kept the door open while taking a bath? – Because she was scared that someone might see through the “KEY HOLE”.
Whats Worse….
Whats worse than findind A worm in your APPLE? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Finding half a worm!!!:-P
Sardar’s exam and fighting
2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
I can’t live without U
I always think about U. I can’t live without U. I really need U. I’m totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I’m crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai…
Ye Zindagi….
Ye Zindagi hai Ek Kamal Bina Paise K Nahi koi haal Tum Bhi Kangaal Humb bHi Kangaal To Phir Aao Kheltay Hain Misscall Misscall…!!!
8 khaye nahi jayenge
Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
Two cops in a car patrol
Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won’t work, one of them to scream “Wouuuu-Wouuuuu” and the other – “Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..”
Difference between horror and beauty…
A beautiful night is wen u hug ur teddy bear and sleep… But horror is wen it hugs u bAck 🙂
Sardar’s honeymoon
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
Boyfriend, lovers and husbands
Boyfriends are like panipuri, Tastes good anytime. Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot & spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there is no choice…
Someone killed somebody
Once upon a time there was someone,somebody and mad. Someone n somebody started 2 fight then somebody died. Then mad has 2 call the police and give evidence. Mad pick up the phone and call 10111 then policeman answered the call. Mad: Hey police someon killed somebody. Policeman: Are u…
I have a serious problem
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what I just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem?
Why do girls close their eyes…
Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess… Guess… Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
Friendship Is A Sea…
Friendship Is A Sea ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Go Deep In It Go Deep More Deep Chal Bus kr Hunn Dubb K Mrna Ee!…;-)
Ab tu bijli bhi medicine ki tarha ho gai hai Faraz…
Ab tu bijli bhi medicine ki tarha ho gai hai Faraz… ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ Aik Ghanta Subha… Aik Ghanta Dupehar… Aik Ghanta Sham….!!!
Teacher asks a Computer Student
Teacher asks a Computer Student: What are the 3 latest versions of java? Kid answers: MarJava, MitJava, LutJava ishq mein tere dil, kya jaan bhi naam tere kar Java o Java Java.
Both doesn’t exists
Q: Do u know the similarity between DINOSAURS and DECENT GIRLS? A: Both doesn’t exists.
Every man wants a wife
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook… But the law allows only one wife.
I wrote your name…
I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.
PLZ-TRY-LETTER
Girl Pathan se: Jab ap k pas mubil hy aur mary pas b hy to ap ne LETTER q bheja? Pathan.. O ham ne tum ko call kya tha us me larki boli PLZ-Try-Letter
Twinkle Twinkle little star
Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
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