You are equal to sixty james bond!!!
You are equal to sixty james bond!!! How??? 007 * 60 = 420
What’s STUDY?
What’s STUDY? Sitting,Talking, Unlimited Dreaming and Yawning…so STUDY. (don’t waste ur time) Oh god…! I have got soooo much to STUDY…..
Doctor, I have a problem
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’ Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’ Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’ Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’ Sardarji : ‘What problem?’
Feeling bored?
Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip, Take out your… Book from your bag and study.
Principle to Students:
Principle to Students: U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day. Student: Impossible Sir!!! College is only for 6 hours 🙂
Why do boys go to the temple?
Q: Why do boys go to temples? Ans: Bcoz temple is d only place wr u can find Pooja, Bhakti, Bhawana, Shradha, Aarti, Archna, Aaradhna, Laxmi, Jyoti…
Just be gently… put a finger inside…
Just be gently… put a finger inside… Yes… yes if one finger can’t make it, Just put three more fingers… That’s it! now just rub it up and down… Yes like that….oh! yeah! oh! yeah! … That’s the right way to wash a GLASS!!
Bye bye, do bacchon ke baap
A sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office : ‘Good bye char bacchon ki maa’ One day his wife fed up of this answered : ‘Bye bye, do bacchon ke baap’
Before and after marriage
Before the marriage: Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it. Girl: Do you love me ? Boy: Of course! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: NO! Why you even asking? Girl:…
I’m very kanjoos
Pandit 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Pandit 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
Pay the bill
I want u… To be with me in a nice restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & To say say those sweet three words to u…. “Pay the bill”
Hello, I am a virus
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I have to leave, I can’t find a brain. Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them ur age…
System of love
System of love: Jan – Rose Feb – Propose Mar – Gift April – Lift May – Chating June – Dating July – Kiss Aug – Miss Sep – Drop Oct – Escape Nov – Rest Dec – Next
Beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho
Papa : Beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jaaega. Beta : Lekin papa fir aap ke character ka kya hoga???
Whats the difference between Data and Information?
Whats the difference between Data and Information? 362436 – Data 36-24-36 Information!
I kiss my wife everyday.
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave
Millionaire and Billionaire
Interviewer to Millionaire : To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire : “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer : “Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer : “What were you before you married her?” Millionaire : “A Billionaire”
Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
A girl on the cover
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
I will die
Wife- I will die. Husband- I will also die. Wife- Why do you want to die? husband- b’coz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta!
Correct the sentence
Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field” Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
Would you have married me?
A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?” “Honey,” the woman replied Sweetly, “I’d have married you no matter who left you a fortune”
Make me feel like a wife
A girl remove her jeans and threw it at her boyfriend And said, “Make me feel like a wife” Boy removed his jeans too, threw it at his Girl friend and said “wash both of these”.
Hi, what’s up…
Hi, what’s up… listen can I get a picture of yours? The thing is that I have started a new hobby of collecting photographs of natural disasters!
A math teacher and a student
A maths teacher said to his student” If u don’t get good marks, then i’ll first differentiate you and then integrate you.” Student replied- ” kar le jo karna hai hum to e to the power x hain”.
Why you’re dying of AIDS?
A man is dying of cancer: His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of AIDS?” Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom”
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS: 1.Too many questions. 2.Difficult to understand. 3.More explanation is needed. 4.Result is always fail!
Your head is growing through your hair
Son: “Dad, are you getting taller?” Dad: “No, why do you ask?” Son: “Because your head is growing through your hair!”
An apple a day
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
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