Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver…
Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver ..Their is Alot of Fire in Liver .. Nahi Samjhay????? Lo Urdu main Parho … Biri Jalayele Jigar se Piyaa .. Jigar maa bari Aag hai …. :p
Don’t bring any gift
Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…so i am inviting you…don’t bring any gift with you…just bring someone to marry me
Let me kiss your lips
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day Everyday
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round…
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round…. Ur heart is beating fast , do u think its LOVE???? na Munna na its called high B/P… 🙂
When u feel sad
When u feel sad … To cheer up just go to the mirror and say … “damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness … But don’t make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Can U swim?
British: Can U swim? Paki: No British: Dog is Better than u,bcoz It Swims Paki:Can u swim? British:Yes Paki: Then whats the Difference between you & Dog?
I press the bell but no one comes out
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for four days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
Market mein abh tak nahi aaya
Ye aik naya sms ha jo market mein abh tak nahi aaya!!! – – – – – – – – Niche kya dekh rahe ho??? Kaha na abhi tak market mein nahi aaya Toh tumharay paas kaise aayega?
Why should only I suffer
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you… Why should only i suffer!
Dhakka kisne mara
Jindagi muskilo aur toofano se bhari hai Agar thokar khayiye to himmat mat hariye Phir se khAde ho jaeye aur… Jor se chillake puchiye – – – – – Dhakka kisne mara???
Mohabbat ka natija
Na main shayar hoon, na shayar ka bhatija Hoon zaroor, magar, Apne ma-baap ke mohabbat ka nathija
Sardar and Beta
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
Adult joke
A blond was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
Nitrates
In chemistry class teacher asked a gal What r Nitrates? Gal answered shyly: Night rates, they are costlier than day.
Pay the bill
I would love to take u for dinner, Make u sit beside the candle, Shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words in your ear… “Pay the bill”
bharat se sabse bada confusion ?
Bharat Ka Sabse Bada Confusion Ka Din Kaun Sa Hoga ? Socho………… Socho………. Nahi Maloom…………..!!!! Jis Din Raksa Bandhan Aur Friendship Day Ek Saath Padega !!!!
Perfect Example Of Confidence
A trainee in a big multinational companay, dialed C.E.O. by mistake and said: “hey send a hot cofee in accounts deptt, in 2 mins”. C.E.O. shouted: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?” Trainee : “No.” C.E.O: “I am C.E.O. of the company”. Trainee in the same tune:…
I feel sad…
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai, Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai, Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai, Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.
He saw them without problems
God saw ur parents hungry, He created “Pizzas” God saw they are thirsty he created, “Pepsi” He saw them walking he created, “Car” He saw them without problems, “He created u”.
Rakhi mubarak ho
Khushbu aati hai phoolon ke taraf se. Rakhi mubarak ho aapki behen ke taraf se.
Plan For Future
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Ram: I want 2 b a pilot. Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor. Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother. Ravi : I want 2 help Deepa.
Tamatar khao
Bhikari: Kuch khane ko do baba! Santa: Tamatar khao. Bhikari: Roti do baba! Santa: Tamatar khao! Bhikari: Chalo tamatar hi khila do! Santa ki wife: Yeh totle hai, keh rahe hai kamakar khao.
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Arz kiya hai… Itne kamjor hue teri judai se… Gaur farmaiye… Itne kamjor hue teri judai se… Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se!
Andheri raat thi
Andheri raat thi Wo meray saath thi Mai uss kai upper tha Wo mere neechay thi Tauba tuaba…… Aray logon kya samjhe aap Wo meri cycle thi…
Yash Johar is producing a new film
Yash Johar is producing a new film, And is searching 4 new talent. I’ve suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie’s name is “AKKAL HO NA HO”
Good morning kehne ke liye
Delhi – – Ke – – Pass – – Ke – – Nizamudin – – Railway station – – Ki – – Train no.6162 – – Ke – – Route – – Ke – – 3Rd – – Station – – Baratpur – – Ke – – Ek chote –…
Finger over the nail
Q: Why did the Santa put his finger over the nail when he was hammering? A: The noise gave him a headache.
Donkey is busy reading this SMS
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
Stupid lawyer
Lawyer: “What is your relationship with the plaintiff?” Witness: “She is my daughter.” Lawyer: “Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?”
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