Three dreams of a man:
Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects
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Some movie titles related to students: Exams: Socha na tha Classes: Kabhi kabhi Question papers: Na tum jano na hum Copying: Yaarana Maths2: Asambhav Maths1: Mission impossible Environmental sciences: Pyar mein kabhi kabhi 1st semester: Kuch to hai 2nd semester: Yeh kya ho raha hai Distinction: Kal ho na ho…
Tundikhel ko ranga
Timi gulaf ko phool bhaye priya Ma tesma hune kada… Timi Asan ko bhaisi bhaye Ma Tundikhel ko ranga…
permission to get into a girls’ bathroom
Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls’ bathroom and touch her anywhere she likes? A: Lifebuoy.
1 year Warranty has been expired!
A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law: “UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS” The smart father-in-law Replied: 1 year Warranty has been expired! So Manufacturer is not responsible.
What is so interesting?
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I don’t know the meaning of interesting!!!
Son was crying…
Son was crying. Father came n said, Why r u crying? Tell me i m Ur Friend Na… Son:Kuch nahi rooh afza ziada mang liya tu teri wali ne maara…:-P
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta, Sine theta by Cosine theta equal to Tan theta…
Aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua, Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
Bhakt aur Bhagwan
Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de. Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.
Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi
Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi. Boy:Maa baap Girl:Yes Boy:Bhai behan Girl:Yes Boy:Khana peena Girl:Yes Boy:Star plus Girl: Muh sambhal ke baat kar !!
Son’s math problem
Son: Dad 5+5, how much? Dad: You fool, You don’t know this, go and get a calculator.
Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge
Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge. Agar hum mar bhi gaye toh kya hoga ?? Daro mat hum yamraj ke mobile se apko SMS kiya karenge ..
Choosing career is like chosing wife
Choosing career is like chosing wife from 10 girlfriends, Even if u pick most beautiful, most intelligent, kindest woman, There’s still pain of loosing 9
Aap kaise soch sakte haiki
Ghantaghar tod dunga Ring road ko mod dunga Sahid gate fod dunga Titanic ko fevicolse jod dunga Aap kaise soch sakte haiki mai aap ko sms karna chod dunga
Sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai
Child:Mom isbar hum saare patake is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.
Khaane mein kya hai?
Pati-Patni mein ladai ho gayi. Pati ghar se chala gaya. Raat ko phone karta hai. Pati: Khaane mein kya hai?? Patni: Zehar!! Pati: Tum khaa lena main der se aaunga..
When Heart fails..
When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…
There is an earthquake
Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping? Sardar: Why do u worry? U too better sleep. This is not our own house, after all rented house..
Vibration ka kamaal hai
Jab bhi tumhara msg aata hai Hamara room room machal jata hai Aang aang mein gudgudi hota hai Yeh tumhara sms ka kasoor nahi hai Yeh toh mobile ki vibration ka kamaal hai
Santa’s Slam book
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness: Banta’ s wife,Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat: When I m on tour.
If I post this letter tonight
Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time? Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will. Customer : I bet you, it won’t. Post Master : Why not? Customer : It’s addressed to Mumbai.
Connecting pipal
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye toh us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Uss rassi ko bolengey NOKIA – Connecting pipal.
Life style Menu
Life style Menu may welcome, Menu hai: CALL ke liye 1 dabaiye ENGAGEMENT k liye 2 dabaiye SHAADI k liye 3 dabaiye Or DOOSRI BIWI k liye pehli ka gala dabaiye.
Agar muskurana ho to
Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna, pyar pana hoto aitbaar sath rakhna, aur agar sada muskurana ho to, Brush aur Paste sath rakhna.
I do not sleep at night
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, At noon I do not eat because I think of you, In the evening I do not eat because I think of you, At night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
A Guy picks up a girl…
A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee..? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.
Pant kis ki hai
Maths Teacher To Santa: If You Had 1000Rs in Your Pocket And 1000Rs In Other Pocket, What would u think ? Santa:Yeh pant kis ki hai?
Timi lai kiss
Nepali ma machha english ma fish, Sabai lai muksan timi lai kiss.
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