Jhak marte the kya…
Galileo used 2 study in small lamp, Graham bell used 2 study in candle, shakespear used 2 study in stret lite. Mujhe samaj mein nahi aata.. sale din mein jakh marte the kya?
You are genius…
I still remember the day I sent an SmS 2 u saying “Sender is cool and reader is fool” U got angry and replied “Sender is fool and reader is cool” You are genius…
Brain works until u fall in luv
Da human brain is most outstanding thing – it functions 24hrs 365 days, right from da time u r born until u fall in luv.
Bahut maar padi thi
Basanti : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi. Veeru: Bolo. Basanti: Main Pregnant hoon! Veeru: It’s a very good News. Basanti : Shadi se pehle pitaji ko bataya tha toh bahut maar padi thi.
Doctor’s prescription 4 u
A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.
All Women Are…
Funny quote on a Married guy T-Shirt All Women Are Devils & I Married Their Queen;- >
Speak in english please
Lady to Dr : Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya. Dr. : I don’t know hindi, please talk in English. Lady : Sir I no speak English. Dr. : Try please. Lady: My londa gironda from hero honda.
Aaj se tu mera bhai hai
Ladka bola ……. Dilruba Ladki boli ……. Pizza khila Ladka bola ……. Paise nahi Ladki boli ……. Aise nahi Ladka bola ……. Mahngai hai Ladki boli ……. Aaj se tu mera bhai hai.
Main padhta nahi
Imtehan sar par khade hai aur main padhta nahi, Janabe manjil nazdik hai magar main chadhta nahi, Jee chahta hai saari padhai-likhi chhod du, scale pen tod du, Aur yun jo phirten hai shahar ke awara unse nata jod lu, Teacheron ke lecture mein ab maza aata nahi, Issiliye ghar…
Humne uski doli sajai hai
Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai, Humne uski doli sajai hai, Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!
A difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Sandle badi bhari thi
Woh aankh badi pyaari thi, Jo humne usse mari thi, Woh sandle badi bhari thi, Jo usne hume mari thi, Muft mein hi pit gaye yaar, Hume toh aankh ki bimari thi.
Gayab kaise hua
1 Mara hua aadmi, Ghar se gayab, Kaise hua? – – – – – – – Janneke liye dekhiye, – – – – – – – C.I.D.
If I was a poet
If I was a painter u would be my painting. If I was an author, u would be my story. If I was a poet, u would be my poem. But unfortunately I am a cartoonist !
Mujse koi galti hogayi kya
Mujse koi galti ho gayi hai kya? Pichle 1 hafte se mujhe ignore kar rahe ho. – – – – plz aisa mat karo.. tumhara pyara.. – – – – – “SABUN” PLZ NAHA LO YaaR.
A Couple went to a wishwell
A Couple went to a wishwell Husb: Bent down, threw a coin n made a wish Wife: Bent down a litle more & fell into the well Husb. shouted WoWww IT WORKS 😛
Arguing with your Boss….
Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling With a Donkey in the Mud. After some Time You Will Realize that You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it…!
Great Words…
“This life Is Too Short Even To Get A Full Sleep, I Don’t Know How People Find Time For Study.” William Nalaaiq 😉
Do be do be do
To be is to Do. -Socrates – – – To do is to Be. -Plato – – – Do be do BE do. -Scooby Doo
Every ‘FROG’ feels the same…
IN RAIN U must b feeling to go out Dance around Sing songs Meet friends Jump around Its very natural.. Every ‘FROG’ feels the same.: HAPPY RAINY DAY
Prince charles and sardarji
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince Charles: “Pass the Wine you Divine” Sardar thinks “how poetic” Sardar: “Pass the custard you bastard”.
Sanjivani buti la sakte ho
Kya tum ped par chad sakte ho, Kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho, Kya sina cheer ke dikha sakte ho, Nahi na – – – – – – – Beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi hone se koi hanuman nahi hota.
Hindustani doggi
Hindustani dog ki 3 khas pehchan hoti hai:- 1)Haddi mili nahi ke chatna shuru 2)Khamba dikha nahi ke mutna shuru 3)Ghanti baji nahi ke sms padna shuru
When you develop the ability
When you develop the ability to listen any thing without losing your temper or self confidence And when you always behave like a “Deaf” then it means that you are ready to become . . . . . . A Good “Daughter in Law ( Bahoo ) ” 😀 😛…
Ye haath mujhe de de thakur
Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur, ye haath mujhe de de!!! Thakur: Le le kutte, magar do haath to pehle hi tere paas hai ab kya ’sherawali mata’ banega…
Thousand words of a teacher does not hurt …..
Thousand words of a teacher does not hurt ….. But the silence of a frnd in the examination hall brings tears to eyes… 😀 😀
wife; I will die
Wife : I will die. Husband : I will also die. Wife : why do u want to die? Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
Expand ur imagination….
Did You Ever Stop And Think?? ¤Do blind people dream,can they see their dreams? ¤If corn oil is made from corns and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made of? ¤Why do Twinkle Twinkle little star & a b c song have the same tunes? STOP…
Silence is the best answer…..
SILENCE is the Best Answer For All Questions & SMILE is the Best Reaction In All Situations Unfortunately Both Never Help In Nikah, Interview & Viva! 😉
Couples Are Made In Heaven….
“School, College And University Are The Nicknames Of Heaven” And That’s Why It Is Said That, “Couples Are Made In Heaven”:p
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