Types of calls
Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgoing calls, Aunties r Toll-free calls, Call girls r Roaming calls, Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
How did you find me?
Sweet candies are nice to eat … Sweet words are easy to say … but, sweet ppl are hard to find … OH MY GOD! how did u find me?
Food for thought
Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when most beautiful things in life we do naked.
You’ve always been a headache!
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you’ve always been a headache!
In order to get 100/100 in life
In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36
A monkey in plastic
Have u seen a monkey in plastic? —— —– — —- — NO???? Quickly, see your driving license.
Chod deu timro padhai
Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai, Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai, Ma sanga prem garne bhaye chod deu timro padhai.
Take a bite of u
The length & breadth & height of you, Total up to quite a view, But to taste the true delight of you, I’ll have to take a bite of u.
Agar pyaar aapse pyar kare
Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo, Jab tak pyaar aap se pyaar na kare. Agar pyaar aapse pyaar kare, Toh pyaar karo ki pyaar kisi aur se pyaar na kare.
A cute Nurse came…
A cute Nurse came for the interview.. Dr: What salary YOU expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
Three dreams of a man:
Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects
Funny movie titles related to students
Some movie titles related to students: Exams: Socha na tha Classes: Kabhi kabhi Question papers: Na tum jano na hum Copying: Yaarana Maths2: Asambhav Maths1: Mission impossible Environmental sciences: Pyar mein kabhi kabhi 1st semester: Kuch to hai 2nd semester: Yeh kya ho raha hai Distinction: Kal ho na ho…
Tundikhel ko ranga
Timi gulaf ko phool bhaye priya Ma tesma hune kada… Timi Asan ko bhaisi bhaye Ma Tundikhel ko ranga…
permission to get into a girls’ bathroom
Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls’ bathroom and touch her anywhere she likes? A: Lifebuoy.
1 year Warranty has been expired!
A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law: “UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS” The smart father-in-law Replied: 1 year Warranty has been expired! So Manufacturer is not responsible.
What is so interesting?
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I don’t know the meaning of interesting!!!
Son was crying…
Son was crying. Father came n said, Why r u crying? Tell me i m Ur Friend Na… Son:Kuch nahi rooh afza ziada mang liya tu teri wali ne maara…:-P
Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge
Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge. Agar hum mar bhi gaye toh kya hoga ?? Daro mat hum yamraj ke mobile se apko SMS kiya karenge ..
Choosing career is like chosing wife
Choosing career is like chosing wife from 10 girlfriends, Even if u pick most beautiful, most intelligent, kindest woman, There’s still pain of loosing 9
Aap kaise soch sakte haiki
Ghantaghar tod dunga Ring road ko mod dunga Sahid gate fod dunga Titanic ko fevicolse jod dunga Aap kaise soch sakte haiki mai aap ko sms karna chod dunga
Sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai
Child:Mom isbar hum saare patake is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.
Khaane mein kya hai?
Pati-Patni mein ladai ho gayi. Pati ghar se chala gaya. Raat ko phone karta hai. Pati: Khaane mein kya hai?? Patni: Zehar!! Pati: Tum khaa lena main der se aaunga..
When Heart fails..
When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…
There is an earthquake
Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping? Sardar: Why do u worry? U too better sleep. This is not our own house, after all rented house..
Vibration ka kamaal hai
Jab bhi tumhara msg aata hai Hamara room room machal jata hai Aang aang mein gudgudi hota hai Yeh tumhara sms ka kasoor nahi hai Yeh toh mobile ki vibration ka kamaal hai
Santa’s Slam book
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness: Banta’ s wife,Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat: When I m on tour.
If I post this letter tonight
Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time? Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will. Customer : I bet you, it won’t. Post Master : Why not? Customer : It’s addressed to Mumbai.
Connecting pipal
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye toh us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Uss rassi ko bolengey NOKIA – Connecting pipal.
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