Sometimes it’s better….
Sometimes it’s better to Bunk a class & do masti with Friends Because Today When I look back, Marks never make me laugh but Memories do.
Never understood the logic…
Never understood the logic behind hiding the groom’s shoes for money. If you hide his bedroom keys that night, you will earn lacs..!! 😛 😀
height of bad luck
Height Of “Bad Luck” A Boy ‘n Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up. Girl’s Father Caught them… Now They Are Married Couple..!! 🙂
things in boys room
Things in Boys’ room Before marriage: Perfumes Love letters Laptops Cards N95 After marriage: Pain killers Loan papers Unpaid bills Nokia 1202!
whats live ? live is love
Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
when words fail eyes speak
When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…
Behind every successful man…
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women what do we learn from this? Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.
Don’t stop
Ek mom ne apne beti ko pyaar karne ka style sikhaya: Mom:Jab bf kiss kare to bolo “don’t” Aur jab gale lage to bolo “stop” 2nd day beti: Mom usne dono ek saath kiya to maine bola “don’t stop”.
Miss-under-standing
What is the girl who is not married and is standing below known as ??? Let me tell you – – – – – She is known as Miss-Under-Standing.
when i want to fall in love,,,,,,,,,
When i want to fall in love with my books…. My bed falls in love with me…. And I believe that love the one who loves you… …
Kabhi socha na tha
Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi, Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi, Par kabhi socha na tha ki, Surprise me kambakht apna “husband” bhi saath layegi!!
Enjoy with me
Come here to me.. Take off ur pants.. Get on top of me.. And enjoy me until u r totally satisfied.. – – – – – Hey what r u thinking about u dirty mind lovingly I’m urs TOILET!!!!
I am a fungi
A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender, “Hey , could I get a beer please” The bartender looks at him shacking his head and say “No, we don’t serve food here” The mushroom says “Why not? I’m a Fungi!”
Can u answer this question
Why we don’t study whole year, and study at the last momet of EXAM time? The answer is. – – – – – Sahil ki khamoshiyon mein to koi bhi kashtiyan chala leta hai.. Par Tufan mein kashtiyan chalane ka maza hi kuch aur hai…Life_after_11_pm@yahoo.co.in
question by a student!!
Question by a student !! If a single teacher can’t teach us all the subjects, Then… How could you expect a single student to learn all subjects ?
Maalgadi
Khubsurat ladkiyon se bhari train ko kya kahenge…? – – – – – – – – – – Maalgadi..!!!
Some funny lines
What do I miss about my wife? Her absence. The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short … does not exist. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
HARPIC use karne ka
Close-up se daant saaf karne ka, Pepsodent se mazboot karne ka, Babool se fresh rakhne ka, Agar phir bhi white nahi hue, Toh bindaas HARPIC use karne ka!!
Life of a college student
Life of a college student: Wallet hai, paise nahi Lecture hai, attendance nahi Mobile hai, balance nahi Friends hai boyfriend ya girlfriend nahi Exam hai, tension nahi Padhna hai, mood nahi.
You r selected
Read this fast! Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Ok!!! Congrats!!!! U r selected 2 work at d railway station..
Gadi wala mar gaya kya..
A biker rider hit a parrot, then he took the unconscious bird & put her in a cage with food & water. Parrot wakes up, looks around n screams.. Aila jail! Woh gadi wala mar gaya kya?
Ladki
Yeh ladki… – – – Uffff… – – – Ya allah… – – – ItnI sundar… – – – Haye… – – – ItnI smart… – – – Oye hoye… – – – ItnI mast… – – – Haye main mar janwan… – – – ItnI cute… – – –…
Rich proposal
What will a guy sing after he gets a proposal from a rich girl? Agar tum mil jao “Kamana chor denge hum!”
Both make noise
Question: What do women and police cars have in common? Ans: They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
MMS Day
Today is MMS day: MMS means: = MAKE MONKEYS SMILE = Iâ?Tve done my part..
Philosophy of life..
At the beginning of relationship, Every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow alphabets get reversed..
Phonebook Dilemma
Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing’s and Wong’s, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.
When I see someone gorgeous
What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.. I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired….. I put down the mirror!
Sardarji zebra crossing pe
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe, honge….think… “SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”
Night clubs
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
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