It takes a lot of guts
Each of us has his own fear but Sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don’t be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath.
Trains schedule
Said to a railroad engineer: What’s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. The reply from the railroad engineer: How would we know they were late, if we didn’t have a schedule?
Serve without dressing
Preeto comes nude in front of the guests while serving the halwa. Banta shouts: Whatâ?Ts this? Preeto: Recipe book me likha tha “Serve hot without dressing.”
Roses are red
Before Marriage: Roses Are Red, Sky Is Blue, Oh My Darling I Love You. After Marriage: Roses Are Dead, I have Flu, You Are My Headache I Will Kill You…
Who is lecturer
Teacher to student: Can you define who is lecturer? Student : A lecturer is a person who has a very bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.
Report card
Santa went to school for getting the report card of his son. Santa: Madam report kab dengi aap. Teacher: Period khatam hone tak to intezzar karo.
Brain is a master piece
Unlike others your brain is a master piece, It is divided in 2 parts – Left & Right. In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!
1981 & 2005 – Two Interesting Years:
1981 & 2005 – Two Interesting Years: Interesting Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe . 3. Australia lost the Ashes. 4. The Pope died. Interesting Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe . 3. Australia…
Women Logic :
Women Logic : . . > If He Is Not Online, He Must Be With That Bitch..!! . . . . > If He Is Online, He Must Be Chatting With That Bitch..!!
Dear girls
Dear girls . . . . . . putting “Princess”, “Angel”, “Sweet” in your facebook profile name dosent realy make you one. 😛
A cow was kept for viva.
A cow was kept for viva. School student: Its a cow. College student: Perhaps this is a cow. University Student: This may be cow or a hypopigmented buffalo. PHD Student: This may be a hypertrophied goat or an atrophied elephant with congenital anomalies. Moral: The more you study, the more…
EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW …. :p
What is similarity between Bill Gates and me? Don’t know?? He never comes to my house and I never go to his house EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW …. :p
Formulas must be on finger tips
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand. Student : Because my master told me that: “Formulas must be on finger tips. 😛
One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add ‘e’ at the end of a word… … “I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her__!…”:D:
If animal have Fb..
If animal have Fb.. these are most likely to b their status Cockroach: Managed to skip from some1,s foot step .. man, i lead a dangerous life style =p Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her father ..what should i tell her ?? i don,t even remember..:D Chicken…
Unknown call..
Unknown call.. He: do u have a bf? She: yes, who are u? He: I’m your brother ! Just wait till i come home!!/:):D=D Another unknown call He : do u have a bf ? She : no no I don’t He : what ? :O I’m ur bf ,…
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna .. .. .. .. k .. .. .. .. .. cream biscuit main cream hoti hai lekin .. .. .. .. .. .. tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota..
kia yehi piar hay
Humne Un Ko Miss Call De Kr Apni Yaad Dilai “FARAZ” Unho Ne Msg Kr K Kaha . . . Keera Hai Kya? ( ‘.’)/’ Dekh Yar.! ) ( Kya Ye Hi L L Pyar hai…?
my feelings for you have never changed
From Monday to Sunday, From January To December, From birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, you’ve always been……….. a headache !
my condition is very serious.
Please pray for me, my condition is very serious. I am getting day by day M0re Cute M0re good l0oking L0vely and smart and there is no cure of it
Whatever high the sky may be…..
Whatever high the sky may be….. Whatever wide the River may be…. Whatever green a tree may be….. just Remember…. IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!!
BEAUTY TIP
BEAUTY TIP: If you want to protect your face from dust, sunrise and other such things, then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion with 7 years guarantee!
Smart Answers
Smart Answers Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Student: No, I’m John Smith… Husband: We are having mother for dinner tonight. Wife: Make sure she is well cooked… :p Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks? Son: No, only when I take exams… Guest: Will these stairs take…
you need to improve your vocabulary
When words are not enough to express your feelings, don’t think that you are in Love. It’s just that… you need to improve your vocabulary
Smart Boy In A Party
In a party a handsome guy asked a girl “are you going to dance?” She felt so happy & said-”yes” & the guy said-”that’s good, so can i have your chair?:-D;-)
Perfect example of confidence:
Perfect example of confidence: A junior in an office dialed his boss’s number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !………..boss shouted : do you know whom you’re talking to ?!!!!!! Junior : no! Boss: i’m the boss of this office. Junior…
I am Joking
Boy : My Father’s Name is Laughing and My Mother’s Name is Smiling. ” Teacher : ” You Must be Kidding..? ” Boy : “No I am Joking
Will u be my PARTNER
We’ve known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than FRNDS? Will u be my PARTNER 2 rob a BANK !?
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