Sandle badi bhari thi
Woh aankh badi pyaari thi, Jo humne usse mari thi, Woh sandle badi bhari thi, Jo usne hume mari thi, Muft mein hi pit gaye yaar, Hume toh aankh ki bimari thi.
Gayab kaise hua
1 Mara hua aadmi, Ghar se gayab, Kaise hua? – – – – – – – Janneke liye dekhiye, – – – – – – – C.I.D.
If I was a poet
If I was a painter u would be my painting. If I was an author, u would be my story. If I was a poet, u would be my poem. But unfortunately I am a cartoonist !
Mujse koi galti hogayi kya
Mujse koi galti ho gayi hai kya? Pichle 1 hafte se mujhe ignore kar rahe ho. – – – – plz aisa mat karo.. tumhara pyara.. – – – – – “SABUN” PLZ NAHA LO YaaR.
A Couple went to a wishwell
A Couple went to a wishwell Husb: Bent down, threw a coin n made a wish Wife: Bent down a litle more & fell into the well Husb. shouted WoWww IT WORKS š
Arguing with your Boss….
Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling With a Donkey in the Mud. After some Time You Will Realize that You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it…!
Great Words…
“This life Is Too Short Even To Get A Full Sleep, I Don’t Know How People Find Time For Study.” William Nalaaiq š
Do be do be do
To be is to Do. -Socrates – – – To do is to Be. -Plato – – – Do be do BE do. -Scooby Doo
Every ‘FROG’ feels the same…
IN RAIN U must b feeling to go out Dance around Sing songs Meet friends Jump around Its very natural.. Every ‘FROG’ feels the same.: HAPPY RAINY DAY
Prince charles and sardarji
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince Charles: “Pass the Wine you Divine” Sardar thinks “how poetic” Sardar: “Pass the custard you bastard”.
Sanjivani buti la sakte ho
Kya tum ped par chad sakte ho, Kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho, Kya sina cheer ke dikha sakte ho, Nahi na – – – – – – – Beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi hone se koi hanuman nahi hota.
Hindustani doggi
Hindustani dog ki 3 khas pehchan hoti hai:- 1)Haddi mili nahi ke chatna shuru 2)Khamba dikha nahi ke mutna shuru 3)Ghanti baji nahi ke sms padna shuru
When you develop the ability
When you develop the ability to listen any thing without losing your temper or self confidence And when you always behave like a “Deaf” then it means that you are ready to become . . . . . . A Good “Daughter in Law ( Bahoo ) ”Ā š š…
Ye haath mujhe de de thakur
Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur, ye haath mujhe de de!!! Thakur: Le le kutte, magar do haath to pehle hi tere paas hai ab kya ’sherawali mata’ banega…
Thousand words of a teacher does not hurt …..
Thousand words of a teacher does not hurt ….. But the silence of a frnd in the examination hall brings tears to eyes… š š
wife; I will die
Wife : I will die. Husband : I will also die. Wife : why do u want to die? Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
Expand ur imagination….
Did You Ever Stop And Think?? Ā¤Do blind people dream,can they see their dreams? Ā¤If corn oil is made from corns and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made of? Ā¤Why do Twinkle Twinkle little star & a b c song have the same tunes? STOP…
Silence is the best answer…..
SILENCE is the Best Answer For All Questions & SMILE is the Best Reaction In All Situations Unfortunately Both Never Help In Nikah, Interview & Viva! š
Couples Are Made In Heaven….
“School, College And University Are The Nicknames Of Heaven” And That’s Why It Is Said That, “Couples Are Made In Heaven”:p
Sometimes it’s better….
Sometimes it’s better to Bunk a class & do masti with Friends Because Today When I look back, Marks never make me laugh but Memories do.
Never understood the logic…
Never understood the logic behind hiding the groom’s shoes for money. If you hide his bedroom keys that night, you will earn lacs..!! š š
height of bad luck
Height Of “Bad Luck” A Boy ‘n Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up. Girl’s Father Caught them… Now They Are Married Couple..!! š
things in boys room
Things in Boys’ room Before marriage: Perfumes Love letters Laptops Cards N95 After marriage: Pain killers Loan papers Unpaid bills Nokia 1202!
whats live ? live is love
Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
when words fail eyes speak
When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,āHEARTā speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the noseā¦
Behind every successful man…
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women what do we learn from this? Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.
Don’t stop
Ek mom ne apne beti ko pyaar karne ka style sikhaya: Mom:Jab bf kiss kare to bolo “don’t” Aur jab gale lage to bolo “stop” 2nd day beti: Mom usne dono ek saath kiya to maine bola “don’t stop”.
Miss-under-standing
What is the girl who is not married and is standing below known as ??? Let me tell you – – – – – She is known as Miss-Under-Standing.
when i want to fall in love,,,,,,,,,
When i want to fall in love with my booksā¦. My bed falls in love with meā¦. And I believe that love the one who loves youā¦ ā¦
Kabhi socha na tha
Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi, Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi, Par kabhi socha na tha ki, Surprise me kambakht apna “husband” bhi saath layegi!!
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